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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Lilac Hideous Church
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Lilac Hideous Church
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Lilac Hideous Church
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Lilac Hideous Church
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Lilac Hideous Church
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
House-broken public bath
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
k
House-broken public bath
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Holy shit not flame?
infuriating locus selfie
  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
honey-headed candlestick maker
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Galvanic sex offender
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
floppy magenta step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
floppy magenta step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Nofapping gaped lodge community account
  08/18/13
180
floppy magenta step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
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  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Lilac Hideous Church
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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180 will do.
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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yolo bro
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Lilac Hideous Church

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Lilac Hideous Church

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Lilac Hideous Church

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Lilac Hideous Church

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Lilac Hideous Church

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: House-broken public bath

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: House-broken public bath

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Cerise disrespectful lettuce forum

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Flirting pearl gas station

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: peach location



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Submissive lemon cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37185629)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Razzle Nudist Voyeur

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Flirting pearl gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Narrow-minded cuck



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: aromatic azn organic girlfriend



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: infuriating locus selfie

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: honey-headed candlestick maker

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Galvanic sex offender

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: floppy magenta step-uncle's house

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: floppy magenta step-uncle's house

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: floppy magenta step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Lilac Hideous Church

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Lilac Hideous Church

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Lilac Hideous Church

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Lilac Hideous Church

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic stage



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Wonderful orchestra pit kitty cat



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: peach location

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Talented library kitty



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: zombie-like marvelous hospital

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Crimson Telephone Codepig

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: floppy magenta step-uncle's house

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlour



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: lake tank



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Flirting pearl gas station



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: contagious native



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Blathering trip twinkling uncleanness

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: aqua laughsome preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: stirring whorehouse karate



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Offensive generalized bond spot



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: jade misunderstood nibblets base

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Olive nursing home

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Impressive box office pervert

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Impressive box office pervert

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Lascivious clear boiling water electric furnace

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Olive nursing home

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: House-broken public bath



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: passionate chrome foreskin

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: aqua laughsome preventive strike

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: floppy magenta step-uncle's house

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: zombie-like marvelous hospital

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Flirting pearl gas station



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: costumed corner



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: costumed corner



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Flirting pearl gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Offensive generalized bond spot

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: honey-headed candlestick maker



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Narrow-minded cuck



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Citrine piazza

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: domesticated crystalline heaven

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: domesticated crystalline heaven

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Cyan Laser Beams Affirmative Action

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz useless brakes

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Galvanic sex offender

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Galvanic sex offender

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic Background Story Plaza

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic Background Story Plaza

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Maniacal Chest-beating Hominid School

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: bonkers point



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Bull Headed Property

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Aggressive goal in life

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Puce Very Tactful Space



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Nofapping gaped lodge community account

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: nubile messiness casino



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: deep garrison rigpig

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: glittery stain persian

great thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Bespoke theater striped hyena

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Son Of Senegal

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: peach location



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Puce Very Tactful Space



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: tripping violet crotch



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: zombie-like marvelous hospital

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: bonkers point



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