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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
appetizing hyperventilating rigor
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Beady-eyed organic girlfriend
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
appetizing hyperventilating rigor
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Beady-eyed organic girlfriend
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
appetizing hyperventilating rigor
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Beady-eyed organic girlfriend
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
appetizing hyperventilating rigor
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Beady-eyed organic girlfriend
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Beady-eyed organic girlfriend
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
appetizing hyperventilating rigor
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed organic girlfriend

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed organic girlfriend

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed organic girlfriend

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed organic girlfriend

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed organic girlfriend

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Ivory free-loading roast beef tanning salon

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Ivory free-loading roast beef tanning salon

k

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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: passionate twinkling meetinghouse cuckoldry

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Violent Market

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Wagecucks

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Violent Market



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Jewess Private Investor



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: sinister locus



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Impertinent newt garrison

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Boyish chapel mexican

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Cocky ebony genital piercing

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: arousing rusted telephone quadroon

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: arousing rusted telephone quadroon

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: arousing rusted telephone quadroon

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed organic girlfriend

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed organic girlfriend

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed organic girlfriend

EXPLAIN

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed organic girlfriend

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Supple Obsidian Mad Cow Disease Juggernaut

crying laughing at this

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Talking Crackhouse Sneaky Criminal

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Lascivious sticky shrine volcanic crater

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: arousing rusted telephone quadroon

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: aggressive greedy abode



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine Range Codepig

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: diverse cordovan corner philosopher-king



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Adventurous bonkers nursing home jap



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: saffron milk round eye



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: mauve nighttime station

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Senate Striped Hyena

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Point

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Point

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Glassy generalized bond

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Wonderful Senate Striped Hyena

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Ivory free-loading roast beef tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Marvelous Mediation

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: diverse cordovan corner philosopher-king

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: arousing rusted telephone quadroon

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Talking Crackhouse Sneaky Criminal

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Violent Market



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: vibrant startled kitty cat yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: vibrant startled kitty cat yarmulke



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Violent Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: saffron milk round eye

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Boyish chapel mexican



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Jewess Private Investor



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Citrine field

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: racy police squad mad-dog skullcap

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: racy police squad mad-dog skullcap

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: fragrant blathering corn cake

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Histrionic degenerate

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Cocky ebony genital piercing

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Cocky ebony genital piercing

yolo bro

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: 180 Rebellious Twinkling Uncleanness Dingle Berry

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: 180 Rebellious Twinkling Uncleanness Dingle Berry

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Poppy effete becky

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Onyx mood azn



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: transparent spectacular electric furnace

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: sepia magical headpube

yeah gonna need an update op

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Bull Headed Charcoal Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Angry love of her life alpha



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Dark comical legend indian lodge

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Indigo soggy pistol old irish cottage

great thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: slate idea he suggested resort

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: cerebral heaven

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Supple Obsidian Mad Cow Disease Juggernaut



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: lime stag film hissy fit



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Bull Headed Charcoal Step-uncle's House



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: puce hall



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Talking Crackhouse Sneaky Criminal

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating rigor



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Onyx mood azn



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

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