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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
Chocolate comical stage dragon
  06/16/14
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Chocolate comical stage dragon
  06/16/14
Soccermos, explain.
Misunderstood Vivacious Skinny Woman
  06/16/14
Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
splenetic high-end stag film doctorate
  06/16/14
I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
Chocolate comical stage dragon
  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
milky hunting ground nursing home
  06/16/14
(Actual retard)
heady medicated fortuitous meteor
  07/13/14
baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
titillating trust fund plaza
  07/13/14
bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
charcoal mad cow disease piazza
  01/17/24
And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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beta talented senate
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spectacular light garrison
  06/30/19
They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
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beta talented senate
  06/16/14
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Misunderstood Vivacious Skinny Woman
  06/16/14
Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
splenetic high-end stag film doctorate
  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
Orchid alcoholic athletic conference
  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
Razzmatazz office
  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
Chocolate comical stage dragon
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
Razzmatazz office
  06/16/14
pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
Chocolate comical stage dragon
  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
ruby brunch
  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
overrated foreskin abode
  01/17/24
It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
burgundy house-broken pit preventive strike
  06/16/14
This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
Chocolate comical stage dragon
  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
Out-of-control stimulating marketing idea
  06/16/14
I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
Chocolate comical stage dragon
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
Out-of-control stimulating marketing idea
  06/16/14
This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
Vigorous Angry Messiness Fanboi
  07/13/14
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appetizing buff affirmative action library
  07/13/14
Too strong for their own good
aromatic bat-shit-crazy windowlicker
  06/16/14
*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
aphrodisiac mauve cumskin incel
  06/16/14
or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
dull offensive shitlib
  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
Razzmatazz office
  06/16/14
It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
transparent marvelous psychic voyeur
  06/17/14
brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
cracking jap
  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
Beady-eyed sandwich
  06/16/14
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Adulterous Ticket Booth Hissy Fit
  07/13/14
ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
Razzmatazz office
  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
pale twisted reading party
  06/17/14
they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
nofapping space rigor
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Grizzly Candlestick Maker
  06/16/14
Makes me love hockey even more.
scarlet duck-like love of her life lay
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Razzmatazz office
  06/17/14
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Thriller ungodly cuck rigpig
  07/13/14
its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
Turquoise cocky codepig prole
  07/13/14
not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
bossy histrionic roommate center
  07/13/14
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appetizing buff affirmative action library
  07/13/14
All sports are fixed.
Flickering dilemma mad-dog skullcap
  07/13/14
maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
bossy histrionic roommate center
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Thriller ungodly cuck rigpig
  07/13/14
Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
beta talented senate
  07/13/14
Like Baseketball psych out misses.
Vigorous Angry Messiness Fanboi
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Turquoise cocky codepig prole
  07/13/14
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Thriller ungodly cuck rigpig
  07/13/14
*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
appetizing buff affirmative action library
  07/13/14
*Is Rick Ankiel*
beta talented senate
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appetizing buff affirmative action library
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they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
Beady-eyed sandwich
  07/13/14
it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
Adulterous Ticket Booth Hissy Fit
  07/13/14
in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
Thriller ungodly cuck rigpig
  07/13/14
we can still make it.
Adulterous Ticket Booth Hissy Fit
  07/13/14
Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95...
beta talented senate
  07/13/14
how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, ...
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Chocolate comical stage dragon

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763661)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: Chocolate comical stage dragon



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood Vivacious Skinny Woman

Soccermos, explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763719)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: splenetic high-end stag film doctorate

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Chocolate comical stage dragon

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: milky hunting ground nursing home

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763757)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: heady medicated fortuitous meteor

(Actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25923934)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: titillating trust fund plaza

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: charcoal mad cow disease piazza

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood Vivacious Skinny Woman

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763762)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Pearly Station Roast Beef



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: beta talented senate



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: spectacular light garrison



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Orchid alcoholic athletic conference

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763747)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: beta talented senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763756)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood Vivacious Skinny Woman



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: splenetic high-end stag film doctorate

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Orchid alcoholic athletic conference

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz office

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Chocolate comical stage dragon

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763898)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz office

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Chocolate comical stage dragon

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: ruby brunch

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: overrated foreskin abode

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: burgundy house-broken pit preventive strike

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Chocolate comical stage dragon

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763765)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Out-of-control stimulating marketing idea

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Chocolate comical stage dragon

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control stimulating marketing idea

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763837)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Angry Messiness Fanboi

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25924498)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: appetizing buff affirmative action library



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: aromatic bat-shit-crazy windowlicker

Too strong for their own good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763775)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mauve cumskin incel

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: dull offensive shitlib

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz office

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: transparent marvelous psychic voyeur

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: cracking jap

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25924534)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sandwich

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Adulterous Ticket Booth Hissy Fit



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz office

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: pale twisted reading party

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: nofapping space rigor

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25763877)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Grizzly Candlestick Maker



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: scarlet duck-like love of her life lay

Makes me love hockey even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25765573)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz office



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Thriller ungodly cuck rigpig



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Turquoise cocky codepig prole

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25923931)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: bossy histrionic roommate center

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25923944)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: appetizing buff affirmative action library



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: Flickering dilemma mad-dog skullcap

All sports are fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25923967)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: bossy histrionic roommate center

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25923989)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Thriller ungodly cuck rigpig



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: beta talented senate

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25924448)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: Vigorous Angry Messiness Fanboi

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25924515)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Turquoise cocky codepig prole



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Thriller ungodly cuck rigpig



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: appetizing buff affirmative action library

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925123)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: beta talented senate

*Is Rick Ankiel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925238)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: appetizing buff affirmative action library



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sandwich

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925126)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Adulterous Ticket Booth Hissy Fit

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925136)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Thriller ungodly cuck rigpig

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925146)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Adulterous Ticket Booth Hissy Fit

we can still make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925163)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: beta talented senate

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925249)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sandwich

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2).#25925346)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Thriller ungodly cuck rigpig



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: transparent marvelous psychic voyeur

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Date: November 25th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: spectacular light garrison



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Chocolate comical stage dragon



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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: spectacular light garrison



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