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Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not flame)

http://shareholdersfordarden.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
good stuff starts on page 158
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
JUST DO SALTT THE FUCKING WATER BRO, ITS THE FIRST STEP IM W...
Swashbuckling Dead Meetinghouse Ape
  09/13/14
How dare a corp give out ONE extra bread stick or pay its wo...
Yellow theater stage jewess
  09/13/14
bro if you read the actual presentation you'll see that they...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F_FIb9dxW1c/UcppMEvurOI/AAAAAAAAKr...
adulterous lilac institution
  09/13/14
...
multi-colored rehab
  09/13/14
and again on one of their conclusion slides: "Olive ...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
Now pay them $20 million for saying what everyone already kn...
silver spectacular water buffalo persian
  09/13/14
LOL if you think they're being paid $20 million for this rep...
Talented sooty sound barrier house
  09/13/14
(Bro who doesn't know how hedge funds work)
Spruce swollen menage
  09/13/14
(Are Reptile)
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
wow, ur dumb
geriatric ladyboy
  10/10/14
Greed is good
Galvanic Sepia Base Factory Reset Button
  09/13/14
180 free verse poetry
diverse mentally impaired weed whacker hissy fit
  09/13/14
Slides 167-170 are also credited as fuckkkkk, they took pict...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
180000000000
Talented sooty sound barrier house
  09/13/14
I personally love the chicken topped vegetable lasagna. You ...
silver spectacular water buffalo persian
  09/13/14
Lmao
Bright Plaza
  09/13/14
why we are so interested in this? i remember extended discus...
multi-colored rehab
  09/13/14
Bro I cannot tell you how PUMPED UP I got reading this slide...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
...
Talented sooty sound barrier house
  09/13/14
as i am reading through it, it's as if i can see Tuscany in ...
multi-colored rehab
  09/13/14
Its supposed to be tuscan! Wow, OG really has gotten off mes...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
fixed.
multi-colored rehab
  09/13/14
180 billion
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  09/13/14
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Useless orange shrine
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geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
(Guy who would be in ISIS if born in Iraq)
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  09/13/14
...
Comical khaki sweet tailpipe circlehead
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big scarlet half-breed location
  12/22/19
I feel this way too. I want to implement this vision.
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
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Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/14/14
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geriatric ladyboy
  10/19/18
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big scarlet half-breed location
  12/22/19
HE'S GOING AFTER THE BREADSTICKS
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  09/13/14
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Motley Nighttime Kitty Cat
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razzmatazz bawdyhouse
  05/21/24
Tuscan” White Bean Hummus
multi-colored rehab
  09/13/14
I will be reading the report while finishing my morning coff...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
These fuckers are efficient with they words...the sale of th...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
Had to keep the presentation down to a manageable 294 pages ...
diverse mentally impaired weed whacker hissy fit
  09/13/14
(Lawyer who immediately focuses on correct usage of parenthe...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
Bro I was for the analysts before I was against them and now...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
Boomers gonna boom pg 56 - Darden bases its CEO compensat...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
Should have just done BIGCHAIN RESTAURANT GM track: pg 67...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
do you have any idea how bad it sucks to be a GM at a corpor...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
$100K comp with a HS diploma, get to indulge in a steadily r...
up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal
  09/13/14
100K is very rare and contingent on hitting every single bon...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
Just set the bar very low like Darden senior management.
up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal
  09/13/14
devastating
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
lol
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Comical khaki sweet tailpipe circlehead
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big scarlet half-breed location
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BOOMERS GONNA BOOM pg 94 - Management utilizes private a...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
Breadstick rules pg 104 - Servers placed one breadstick p...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
lol
bearded crackhouse
  09/13/14
Pg 106 same thing with salad.
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
pg 108 - Non-standardized To-Go bags and microwavable to-go ...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
pg 111 - Why do the togo containers need to be dishwasher...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
lol, 180
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
lmao
Motley Nighttime Kitty Cat
  09/13/14
This one is the most devastating.
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
pg 123 - For example, Olive Garden restaurants are often bus...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
Lol at these scumbags foregoing profit to spite workers.
up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal
  09/13/14
this is one of the most retarded things I've ever read and s...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
the hedgefunders, or darden management? this could be an int...
Shivering vigorous principal's office tattoo
  09/13/14
darden. It's business suicide to turn people away because yo...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
...
big scarlet half-breed location
  12/22/19
BOOMERS
multi-colored rehab
  09/13/14
pg 134 - Darden does not even have an Olive Garden app!
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
honestly, if you can't even think to get the single greatest...
geriatric ladyboy
  10/10/14
pg 136 - The Company is lacking appeal to Millennials. – In...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
This one is hilarious.
sapphire buck-toothed yarmulke
  09/13/14
pg 142 - Only 8% of sales is from alcoholic beverages at Oli...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
pg 145 - 2013 alcohol sales as a % of total sales for casu...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
how the fuck is buffalo wild wings only 22%?
sexy trailer park
  06/23/15
pg 151 - On Friday and Saturday nights, the average Olive Ga...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
False
lime rambunctious legend
  09/13/14
rofl SELF CHECKOUT pg 152 - Tablets create a much more e...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
actually a really good idea
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
yea holy fuck these guys know what they are doing
vibrant cream school cafeteria wagecucks
  09/14/14
pg 163 - We believe the pasta is poorly handled and generall...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
But the POT WARRANTY!
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  09/13/14
LOL.
sapphire buck-toothed yarmulke
  09/13/14
That is fucking nuts. An "Italian" restaurant cari...
sapphire buck-toothed yarmulke
  09/13/14
Did this get fixed?
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  12/18/15
pg 166 - Before Olive Garden used to offer dishes suc...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
ROFL at Tuscan Humus
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
I fucking loved the Tortellini Fizzano, I was so pissed when...
Gaped Athletic Conference
  09/13/14
pg 175 - Olive Garden’s Yelp reviews are low in middle...
Exhilarant set
  09/13/14
this report makes me think a lot more positively of hedge fu...
heady deranged cruise ship new version
  09/13/14
CR. One of America's great brands is being mismanaged and th...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
It's posts like this - insightful commentary - that I will s...
geriatric ladyboy
  10/10/14
You mean Romney and his ilk aren't necessarily evil? Someone...
Wonderful nofapping dysfunction
  09/13/14
Everyone in finance is evil bro
trip dopamine theater
  06/23/15
uh, no. these scumbags also tell olive garden to serve sysco...
Internet-worthy center
  09/13/14
scumbags? if you actually read the report, they are obviousl...
heady deranged cruise ship new version
  09/13/14
if you read the slide on soups, there's nothing in there abo...
Internet-worthy center
  09/13/14
To improve quality and consistency and reduce costs, it is a...
heady deranged cruise ship new version
  09/13/14
soup is very important to me.
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  09/13/14
cr
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cruel-hearted prole
  09/13/14
This is a high quality thread
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bat-shit-crazy thirsty goyim philosopher-king
  10/21/18
homemade soup is like the cheapest, easiest thing to make in...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
we are talking about olive garden soup bro. it's not hard to...
heady deranged cruise ship new version
  09/13/14
I don't know about OG or Italians soups specifically but you...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
You clearly have not met the quality of people working in OG...
maize station
  09/13/14
(not thomas keller)
insanely creepy ticket booth
  09/13/14
hedge funds are still evil. this one is just good at PR
know-it-all market
  10/10/14
...
trip dopamine theater
  06/23/15
olive garden is shit, pure shit. can the quality of the food...
cerise giraffe
  09/13/14
Why is it bad they own their real estate?
up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal
  09/13/14
Not a core competency, also they expanded so aggressively th...
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
But can't a landlord see that you're a deep pocketed chain a...
up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal
  09/13/14
In practice, no. Commercial leases for something like tha...
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  09/13/14
heres the real answer these idiots dont understand its &q...
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  09/14/14
good poast
soul-stirring hell immigrant
  12/23/19
This reminds me of how glad I am that I didn't get an MBA. ...
Salmon Chad Selfie
  09/13/14
As opposed to being the lawyer who checks their supply contr...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
" Majority of non-critical functions are still insource...
up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal
  09/13/14
I don't do corporate work. I actually like my job mostly, w...
Salmon Chad Selfie
  09/13/14
I find increasing breadstick efficiency to be far more inter...
Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/13/14
Agreed. Maximizing DAT BREADSTICK EFFICIENCY sounds like an ...
Beady-eyed spot
  09/13/14
Yeah, kitchen/restaurant work is pretty fun.
maize station
  09/13/14
The day-to-day work is the same regardless of whether you're...
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  09/13/14
In my instance anyway, I like figuring out the best way to f...
Salmon Chad Selfie
  09/13/14
ROFL, p 162 the Olive Garden burger and Spanish Style Tapas
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
Fu, Neverending pasta bowl was one of the highlights of my m...
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  09/13/14
Businessinsider deems it a "masterpiece" http:/...
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  09/13/14
http://i.imgur.com/EBkRI3L.jpg
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  09/13/14
lulz
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  09/13/14
rofl
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  09/13/14
180
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  09/13/14
i'm dying
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  09/13/14
180
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http://i.imgur.com/OhK2fpe.jpg Who prepares those present...
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  09/13/14
(never been a consultant)
charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part
  09/13/14
Correct.
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  09/13/14
yeah I wondered this too? Was this "presentation" ...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
It didn't get leaked it got published and circulated
Appetizing chestnut sneaky criminal business firm
  09/13/14
By inundating the audience with facts & analysis, you ca...
charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part
  09/13/14
So it's not actually intended to be informative? If they're ...
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  09/13/14
Clients usually don't want homework though. And it's more ho...
charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part
  09/13/14
The Starboard guys are great and know what they are doing. ...
Appetizing chestnut sneaky criminal business firm
  09/13/14
(idiot that wants to get bullied by a landlord)
up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal
  09/13/14
Nah I'm just a hedge fund brah who recognizes game. Starboar...
Appetizing chestnut sneaky criminal business firm
  09/13/14
Senior breadstick analyst at hedge fund: 600k a year, summer...
Charcoal violent goal in life
  09/13/14
a damning indictment.
Flickering erotic friendly grandma
  09/14/14
i am loling at the emphasis on the "italian roots"...
Shivering vigorous principal's office tattoo
  09/13/14
this is particularly brutal on upper management. they should...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
This dude that had a very bad day yesterday http://www.d...
charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part
  09/13/14
What does he make per year?
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  09/13/14
this looks like a man who is frequently referred to as "...
Shivering vigorous principal's office tattoo
  09/13/14
the togo bags and straw shit is inecusable
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
Page 165 - The breadsticks are like hot dog buns. "T...
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  09/13/14
hedgefund guys actually recommend buying in the soup-bases n...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
they're talking about msg laden shit bullions.
Internet-worthy center
  09/13/14
yeah of course it depends on the actual products being purch...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
Nothing wrong with MSG. Stop living in 1980.
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  09/14/14
fairly large contradiction in the report in that they want t...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
I think it was a focus on an improvement to the breadsticks ...
charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part
  09/13/14
Yeah, but a lot of prep doesn't work if your kitchen staff i...
maize station
  09/13/14
huh? there need to be people in the back doing shit constant...
rose adventurous hall
  09/14/14
We're talking about Olive Garden bro.
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
even in shitty corporate chain kitchen there is tons of prep...
rose adventurous hall
  09/14/14
they're right about menu-size. the fact that management coul...
rose adventurous hall
  09/13/14
"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served tod...
violent church
  09/13/14
Read the thread. There are two synth reads on this point.
geriatric ladyboy
  09/13/14
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Maniacal Dragon Rigor
  09/14/14
"Embrace the millennials but never leave the boomers be...
stirring whorehouse gunner
  09/14/14
"Recreate Italian authenticity within Olive Garden"...
Flickering erotic friendly grandma
  09/14/14
*Makes millions advising Italian restaurant to salt the wate...
vibrant cream school cafeteria wagecucks
  09/14/14
"Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it ...
geriatric ladyboy
  10/10/14
PWN PWN PWN these guys now control Olive Garden
blue splenetic stock car state
  10/10/14
I used to like the Olive Garden even though everyone made fu...
Drunken bateful background story
  10/10/14
well that's all turning around now
blue splenetic stock car state
  10/10/14
Will it once again be a fun place to get drunk on girly cock...
Drunken bateful background story
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it's going to be an authentic taste of tuscany that serves f...
blue splenetic stock car state
  10/10/14
Meh.
Drunken bateful background story
  10/10/14
lol
Fuchsia Hunting Ground Tank
  06/23/15
I used to take dates to Olive Garden when I was underage bec...
geriatric ladyboy
  10/10/14
when you were there, you were FAMILY. Italians offer their t...
blue splenetic stock car state
  10/10/14
...
electric wild chapel
  10/10/14
Update: Olive Garden sales through the roof http://money....
Odious Chocolate Space Travel Guidebook
  06/23/15
Hedge funds are evil bro
trip dopamine theater
  06/23/15
And the company is now doing even more with its popular brea...
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  06/23/15
They actually created an Olive Garden food truck to launch t...
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Purple step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  02/03/16
Stock is up HUGE since this
stirring whorehouse gunner
  03/28/16
thisx2
bonkers juggernaut dingle berry
  06/28/17
Salt in the pot lifts the stock!
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  06/28/17
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Greedy lemon nowag
  08/24/17
Update?
Sinister Arousing National Azn
  08/24/17
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Sinister Arousing National Azn
  04/18/18
stock still up huge
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dull impertinent parlor regret
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Abusive Range
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dull impertinent parlor regret
  04/10/22
Classic thread. Nice find.
Abusive Range
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Thanks, friend. I knew you would appreciate it.
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jet stage
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This was a great thread
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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:27 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

http://shareholdersfordarden.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Transforming-Darden.pdf

holy shit, they really tear Olive Garden a new one here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320597)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

good stuff starts on page 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320600)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dead Meetinghouse Ape

JUST DO SALTT THE FUCKING WATER BRO, ITS THE FIRST STEP IM WIKIPEDIA.

Some analyst there definitely poasts. Or would have in xo glory days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320603)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: Yellow theater stage jewess

How dare a corp give out ONE extra bread stick or pay its workers one extra dollar per hour than needed... that is ARE money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320604)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:35 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

bro if you read the actual presentation you'll see that they talk extensively about the need to make the breadsticks BETTER

EDIT: slide 165 is all about the breadsticks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320605)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:36 AM
Author: adulterous lilac institution

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F_FIb9dxW1c/UcppMEvurOI/AAAAAAAAKro/X3vKzmn84mc/s1600/photo-1.JPG grow it big, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320607)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: multi-colored rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320612)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:40 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

and again on one of their conclusion slides:

"Olive Garden’s breadsticks are part of the brand equity, as they come

to every

table. The breadsticks

need to be of the

highest quality,

with

a better

taste and

a firmer

texture, and each

table must

receive

hot

breadsticks."

these hedge fund bros are on our side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320609)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: silver spectacular water buffalo persian

Now pay them $20 million for saying what everyone already knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320613)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:46 AM
Author: Talented sooty sound barrier house

LOL if you think they're being paid $20 million for this report. You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320618)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Spruce swollen menage

(Bro who doesn't know how hedge funds work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320888)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

(Are Reptile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322189)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

wow, ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492298)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Galvanic Sepia Base Factory Reset Button

Greed is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320802)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: diverse mentally impaired weed whacker hissy fit

180 free verse poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320825)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:37 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

Slides 167-170 are also credited as fuckkkkk, they took pictures of Olive Garden dishes at several different locations to show how OG sucks at execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320608)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:47 AM
Author: Talented sooty sound barrier house

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320623)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: silver spectacular water buffalo persian

I personally love the chicken topped vegetable lasagna. You cant do a chicken lasagna cause chicken gets too dry so you put the chicken on top. Its genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320610)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Bright Plaza

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320816)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: multi-colored rehab

why we are so interested in this? i remember extended discussion of darden's report.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320614)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:46 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

Bro I cannot tell you how PUMPED UP I got reading this slide deck. I am almost ready to quit my job and volunteer to be a manager at my local Olive Garden so that I can help these investors implement their vision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320620)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:48 AM
Author: Talented sooty sound barrier house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320625)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: multi-colored rehab

as i am reading through it, it's as if i can see Tuscany in my mind's eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320630)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

Its supposed to be tuscan! Wow, OG really has gotten off message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320717)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: multi-colored rehab

fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320830)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:26 AM
Author: mischievous dilemma mediation

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320687)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320809)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Useless orange shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320974)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321118)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal

(Guy who would be in ISIS if born in Iraq)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321200)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Comical khaki sweet tailpipe circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#30156659)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: big scarlet half-breed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#39310534)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

I feel this way too. I want to implement this vision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322191)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26326075)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#37056293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: big scarlet half-breed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#39310536)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:57 AM
Author: stirring whorehouse gunner

HE'S GOING AFTER THE BREADSTICKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320637)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Motley Nighttime Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322160)



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Date: May 21st, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#47679524)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:04 AM
Author: multi-colored rehab

Tuscan” White Bean Hummus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320643)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

I will be reading the report while finishing my morning coffee and beer and prepping for CFB. I will post my highlights in real time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320813)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

These fuckers are efficient with they words...the sale of the Red Lobster (the "Red Lobster Sale")

pg 11 - Even after the sale of Red Lobster (the “Red Lobster Sale”), Darden still has the largest real estate portfolio in the casual dining industry, owning both the land and buildings on nearly 600 stores and the buildings on another 670.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320815)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: diverse mentally impaired weed whacker hissy fit

Had to keep the presentation down to a manageable 294 pages bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320829)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

(Lawyer who immediately focuses on correct usage of parentheticals over substance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320833)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

Bro I was for the analysts before I was against them and now am FOR them again bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320837)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

Boomers gonna boom

pg 56 - Darden bases its CEO compensation on companies 4-6x its size that

aren’t even in Darden’s industry, like VF Corporation, Hilton Hotels, General Mills, and Hershey, or quick-service restaurant

companies more than 15x its size like McDonald’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320834)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

Should have just done BIGCHAIN RESTAURANT GM track:

pg 67 - Darden GMs:

$60,000 - $80,000 (per Darden

management)

Currently, Darden pays 15% - 25% of

total compensation as bonus

Best-in-class peers

$70,000 - $100,000

With a goal of promoting incentive

alignment within the organization,

best-in-class pay 30% - 40% of total

compensation as bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320848)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

do you have any idea how bad it sucks to be a GM at a corporate restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321331)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal

$100K comp with a HS diploma, get to indulge in a steadily replenished supply of young, fresh waitress pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321358)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

100K is very rare and contingent on hitting every single bonus (basically impossible)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321370)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal

Just set the bar very low like Darden senior management.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321388)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321410)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Amber Foreskin Abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321416)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: Comical khaki sweet tailpipe circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#30156663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: big scarlet half-breed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#39310538)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

BOOMERS GONNA BOOM

pg 94 - Management utilizes private aircraft for most travel needs, even when it is more cost efficient and

reasonably convenient to fly commercial (one of the incumbent Board nominees sells private

aircraft services to Darden).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320867)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

Breadstick rules

pg 104 - Servers placed one breadstick per guest plus one

breadstick for the table. For example, if you had 4

guests, 5 breadsticks were served.

The same rule exists as 10 years ago, but restaurants

lack training and discipline to deliver. Now, servers

will bring an excess of breadsticks significantly

outnumbering the number of guests.

Darden management readily admits that after

sitting just 7 minutes, the breadsticks deteriorate

in quality.

Olive Garden uses 675 million – 700 million

breadsticks a year across all their restaurants (average

of 3 per customer). The average customer does not

consume 3 breadsticks, leading to massive

unnecessary waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320881)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: bearded crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321053)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

Pg 106 same thing with salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321088)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 108 - Non-standardized To-Go bags and microwavable to-go container is the “Cadillac”

container of the industry.

To-Go bags are

made with high-end

materials adding

25-30% cost above

competitors’ To-Go

bags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320886)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 111 - Why do the togo

containers

need to be

dishwasher

safe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320889)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321091)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Motley Nighttime Kitty Cat

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322172)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

This one is the most devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322178)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 123 - For example, Olive Garden restaurants are often busy on Friday or Saturday nights, sometimes with false waits of

up to 90 minutes, but if a store is already at its labor hour cap, Darden’s corporate policies encourage GMs to turn

away hungry customers rather than staff additional servers during peak hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320904)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal

Lol at these scumbags foregoing profit to spite workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320916)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

this is one of the most retarded things I've ever read and shows these idiots are clueless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321342)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Shivering vigorous principal's office tattoo

the hedgefunders, or darden management? this could be an interesting comment if you would expand on your objection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321511)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

darden. It's business suicide to turn people away because you're worried about staffing or running some employees into overtime. Understaffing is both short-sighted and false economy. If you are perpetually at your breaking point with servers and cooks (meaning you just barely have enough staff to handle the amount of orders) you will never grow your business. More importantly, standards will start to drop and people will get bad service or shit food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321536)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: big scarlet half-breed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#39310545)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: multi-colored rehab

BOOMERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321640)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 134 - Darden does not even have an Olive Garden app!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320910)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

honestly, if you can't even think to get the single greatest marketing tool on your prole customers iphones you're incompetent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492307)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 136 - The Company is lacking appeal to Millennials.

– Innovation and use of technology must improve to

keep up with current industry trends.

Darden did not even own the ad space on Google for Olive Garden

until recently. When we searched “olive garden” in May 2014, the

first sponsored link was for Carrabba’s!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320921)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: sapphire buck-toothed yarmulke

This one is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323166)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 142 - Only 8% of sales is from alcoholic beverages at Olive Garden, while Italian peers average more than twice that (16.5%).

– Several competitors in both the fast casual and casual dining segments have focused more attention on higher

margin adult beverages as they look to expand check average and traffic.

– For example, Chili’s 2013 adult beverage mix totaled 14% (as compared to 12.8% in 2010).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320931)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 145 -

2013 alcohol sales as a % of total sales for casual dining restaurants Bonefish 24% Buffalo Wild Wings 22% Bravo Brio Restaurant Group 18% Maggiano's 17% Carrabba's 16% Applebee's 15% Romano's Macaroni Grill 15% Chili's 14% Cheesecake Factory 13% Joe's Crab Shack 13% Outback Steakhouse 11% Ruby Tuesday 11% Texas Roadhouse 11% LongHorn Steakhouse 10% Olive Garden 8% Red Lobster 8%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320970)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: sexy trailer park

how the fuck is buffalo wild wings only 22%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184411)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 151 - On Friday and Saturday nights, the average Olive Garden experiences 60-90 minute wait times.(1)

We believe Olive Garden has false waits at these peak times due to execution errors, particularly slow table turns.

 A successful casual dining restaurant can clean a table and set it for the next guest within 1 minute of the previous guest

leaving, but Olive Garden takes 3-5 minutes to turn their tables on average.(2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321062)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lime rambunctious legend

False

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323291)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

rofl SELF CHECKOUT

pg 152 - Tablets create a much more efficient dining experience and can reduce dining times by 5-10 minutes

per table (allows the guest to pay whenever ready instead of waiting for the server).(4)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321065)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

actually a really good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321350)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: vibrant cream school cafeteria wagecucks

yea holy fuck these guys know what they are doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26330038)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 163 - We believe the pasta is poorly handled and generally overcooked.

– Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it uses to boil the pasta, merely to get a longer warranty

on its pots.

 This appalling decision shows just how little regard management has for delivering a quality experience to

guests.

– We believe this results in a mushy, unappealing product that is well below competitors’ quality despite similar cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321068)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

But the POT WARRANTY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321493)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: sapphire buck-toothed yarmulke

LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323181)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: sapphire buck-toothed yarmulke

That is fucking nuts. An "Italian" restaurant caring more about the pot warranty over the quality of pasta. Also, WHAT IN THE FUCK is a pot warranty. Fuck the warranty, use the pots until they fail and then buy new pots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323185)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

Did this get fixed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#29406971)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 166 -

Before

Olive Garden used to offer dishes such as:

Pork Filettino (a tender grilled tenderloin

served with roasted vegetables)

Lobster Spaghetti (had a marvelous flavor

and was loved by guests)

Tortellini Fizzano (authentic pasta dish from

Olive Garden’s Riserva di Fizzano restaurant

located in an 11th century village in Italy)

Now

Fried Lasagna Fritta?

“Tuscan” White Bean Hummus?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321072)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

ROFL at Tuscan Humus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321122)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Gaped Athletic Conference

I fucking loved the Tortellini Fizzano, I was so pissed when they removed it. Fucking shady bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321319)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Exhilarant set

pg 175 -

Olive Garden’s

Yelp reviews are

low in middle

America, which

represents their

core customer

base.

Olive Garden national average 3.03

Peer national average 3.27

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321078)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: heady deranged cruise ship new version

this report makes me think a lot more positively of hedge funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320844)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

CR. One of America's great brands is being mismanaged and thankfully our system creates incentives for sophisticated, knowledgeable, and experienced experts to rectify that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320936)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

It's posts like this - insightful commentary - that I will still use and rely on throughout my professional career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492320)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Wonderful nofapping dysfunction

You mean Romney and his ilk aren't necessarily evil? Someone alert the public union membership newsletters!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26320983)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: trip dopamine theater

Everyone in finance is evil bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184400)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy center

uh, no. these scumbags also tell olive garden to serve sysco soup instead of home made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321016)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: heady deranged cruise ship new version

scumbags? if you actually read the report, they are obviously highly concerned about quality. they think outsourcing soup would improve quality while reducing costs. they aren't simply trying to cut costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321039)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Internet-worthy center

if you read the slide on soups, there's nothing in there about improving quality. cost cutting is the only motive for serving sysco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321077)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: heady deranged cruise ship new version

To improve quality and consistency and reduce costs, it is appropriate to outsource some items to

a high quality producer who will be able to manufacture recipes and distribute the product (e.g. a perfect “Quality up, cost down” opportunity is with the

soups)

i don't see why you are focusing on the soups either. there is plenty of other stuff in there about improving quality that has nothing to do with outsourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321103)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

soup is very important to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321114)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: electric wild chapel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321127)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: elite ultramarine voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321145)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: rusted home candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321191)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:29 PM
Author: maize station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321192)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Amber Foreskin Abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321377)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321379)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Motley Nighttime Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322184)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322186)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:17 PM
Author: sapphire buck-toothed yarmulke

This is a high quality thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323202)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Flickering erotic friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26326624)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Amber Foreskin Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26329311)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#27575284)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: chest-beating sanctuary alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Contagious resort idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28185012)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Comical khaki sweet tailpipe circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#30156655)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy thirsty goyim philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#35867596)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy thirsty goyim philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#37068044)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

homemade soup is like the cheapest, easiest thing to make in a restaurant. LOL at bagged, frozen soups being cheaper or higher quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321364)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: heady deranged cruise ship new version

we are talking about olive garden soup bro. it's not hard to believe a sysco soup would be better than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321395)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

I don't know about OG or Italians soups specifically but you can teach a retarded person how to make a good soup by following a very simple recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321408)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: maize station

You clearly have not met the quality of people working in OG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321542)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy ticket booth

(not thomas keller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321446)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: know-it-all market

hedge funds are still evil. this one is just good at PR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492364)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: trip dopamine theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184407)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: cerise giraffe

olive garden is shit, pure shit. can the quality of the food actually be improved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321048)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal

Why is it bad they own their real estate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321071)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

Not a core competency, also they expanded so aggressively they own some shitty real estate, also selling it unlocks shareholder value and cash to invest in improving chain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321139)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal

But can't a landlord see that you're a deep pocketed chain and up your next lease by 50%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321156)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

In practice, no.

Commercial leases for something like that are typically pretty long (10+ years) and they often have renewal options that are pegged on some roughly objective and non-discretionary measure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321525)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Out-of-control irradiated quadroon affirmative action

heres the real answer these idiots dont understand

its "bad" because they don't pay rent, which means their profits per store are higher, and then they point to those high profits as if they're an example of their execution genius. they compare those profits to competitors who lease their stores, and use that to mask the fact that they actually have restaurants that significantly underperform the competition by a fucking longshot.

its basically like your friend who lives rent-free in his moms basement telling girls he's a better catch than you because he's able to afford a 5 series lease with all his free cash flow while you're stuck paying a mortgage/rent like a god damn loser

also its just not tax/economically efficient to own the real estate, because REITs have big tax advantages that makes, all else equal, a parcel of real estate held in a RIET simply worth more than a parcel of real estate held by anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26329664)



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Date: December 23rd, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring hell immigrant

good poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#39311435)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Salmon Chad Selfie

This reminds me of how glad I am that I didn't get an MBA. I could not be bothered to give two shits about detecting or solving any of these problems. Just do work 75 hours a week for a year to work on increasing breadstick efficiency by 7% and improving food presentation quality by 4% at some worthless restaurant chain. Then go home and shoot self in head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321087)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

As opposed to being the lawyer who checks their supply contracts for typos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321129)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal

" Majority of non-critical functions are still insourced

– AP / AR, customer service, IT service, low level

legal tasks"

Page 95 inhouse shitlaw ripped in lengthy screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321134)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Salmon Chad Selfie

I don't do corporate work. I actually like my job mostly, which may make me a rare entity in this profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321178)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor

I find increasing breadstick efficiency to be far more interesting and meaningful than what lawyers do. But its good that you like your job: the world is a better place if people are engaged in their work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321308)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed spot

Agreed. Maximizing DAT BREADSTICK EFFICIENCY sounds like an elaborate puzzle and kind of fun in a weird way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321409)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: maize station

Yeah, kitchen/restaurant work is pretty fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321523)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

The day-to-day work is the same regardless of whether you're talking about efficiency improvements related to breadsticks, vaccines, cattle, office buildings, or orphans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321540)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Salmon Chad Selfie

In my instance anyway, I like figuring out the best way to frame an argument, use precedents to my advantage, paint a convincing picture with words that convinces the judge to PWN the other side and that accomplishes something morally worthwhile and maybe even stands as a useful precedent for future cases.

If you're working on maximizing breadstick efficiency, the best case scenario is that middle class proles get fatter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321652)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

ROFL, p 162 the Olive Garden burger and Spanish Style Tapas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321116)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: chartreuse fragrant organic girlfriend incel

Fu, Neverending pasta bowl was one of the highlights of my miserable college year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321528)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part

Businessinsider deems it a "masterpiece"

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-hedge-fund-presentation-on-olive-garden-is-a-masterpiece-2014-9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321329)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: pearly beta temple mental disorder

http://i.imgur.com/EBkRI3L.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321359)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321369)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant set

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321382)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Amber Foreskin Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321394)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321496)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321547)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: glittery umber hospital genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321573)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Mauve coffee pot jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321579)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: multi-colored rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321665)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: violent church

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321776)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: adulterous lilac institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322173)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted prole

160230509841289042309806096390213939596223

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26323237)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325117)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Flickering erotic friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26326625)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: chest-beating sanctuary alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184405)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Cordovan Boyish Reading Party Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184869)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28185015)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#37056303)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:15 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

http://i.imgur.com/OhK2fpe.jpg

Who prepares those presentations?

It's pure shit.

It's terribly written. It's terribly designed. It's almost like it was created to not be read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321461)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part

(never been a consultant)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321483)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321561)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

yeah I wondered this too? Was this "presentation" done in powerpoint or were these slides printed and given to everyone in a binder? If the former, it must have taken 13 hours.

Also, how did this get leaked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321498)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Appetizing chestnut sneaky criminal business firm

It didn't get leaked it got published and circulated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321507)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part

By inundating the audience with facts & analysis, you can shut up the naysaying fuck that lives in every conference room. It's part intimidation and part showing you did your homework

Leave the single word on a dark screen for Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321516)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

So it's not actually intended to be informative? If they're going for the clumsy wall of text effect, they've succeeded.

It seems to me that what they've really done is done one thing poorly instead of doing two things well. Why not have a PowerPoint presentation that isn't shit and an accompanying clean report that you can actually read?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321581)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part

Clients usually don't want homework though. And it's more hours to burn to create the report AND a nice, stylized summary presentation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321613)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Appetizing chestnut sneaky criminal business firm

The Starboard guys are great and know what they are doing.

As for the people in this thread think that they are charging Darden a fee for any of this - you have the wrong idea, they own a significant amount of the shares in the company and only benefit when the share price goes up or earnings improve, which translates into a substantial dividend increase.

The actual huge deal for investors is that the company is going to do a REIT spinco for Darden's owned/leased real estate which will create substantial tax savings and increase investor yield.

The CEO who ran Darden before was an entrenched idiot who blew a ton of money and almost destroyed the franchise, glad he got ousted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321480)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good unholy corner son of senegal

(idiot that wants to get bullied by a landlord)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321520)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Appetizing chestnut sneaky criminal business firm

Nah I'm just a hedge fund brah who recognizes game. Starboard has helped make me personally and our fund some money.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321531)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Charcoal violent goal in life

Senior breadstick analyst at hedge fund: 600k a year, summers in Monaco.

Us: Saturday poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321529)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 7:27 AM
Author: Flickering erotic friendly grandma

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325742)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Shivering vigorous principal's office tattoo

i am loling at the emphasis on the "italian roots" of a franchise that general mills started in florida in the 80's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321539)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

this is particularly brutal on upper management. they should all be fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321550)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part

This dude that had a very bad day yesterday

http://www.darden.com/pdf/bio/bio_dgeorge.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321563)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

What does he make per year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321595)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Shivering vigorous principal's office tattoo

this looks like a man who is frequently referred to as "Big Dave"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321639)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

the togo bags and straw shit is inecusable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321624)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

Page 165 - The breadsticks are like hot dog buns.

"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served today are filled with more air and have less flavor (similar to hot dog buns)."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321632)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

hedgefund guys actually recommend buying in the soup-bases not the finished product so I stand somewhat corrected. (going through the whole thing myself right now)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321635)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

they're talking about msg laden shit bullions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321643)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

yeah of course it depends on the actual products being purchased but they are not talking about full-on bagged soups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321649)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

Nothing wrong with MSG.

Stop living in 1980.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325122)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

fairly large contradiction in the report in that they want to drastically reduce prep-related expenses while at the same time improving food quality. Good food requires a lot of prep. Buying in shit in plastic bags reduces prep but is expensive and not fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321644)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: charismatic carnelian public bath party of the first part

I think it was a focus on an improvement to the breadsticks and pasta

Everything else can eat a dick. Most people can't tell the difference anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321669)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: maize station

Yeah, but a lot of prep doesn't work if your kitchen staff is at the fucking Olive Garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321755)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: rose adventurous hall

huh? there need to be people in the back doing shit constantly, especially if they are retards. Point is that increasing food quality is really not possible if you simultaneously want to half the amount of prep necessary. Reducing menu size does help with all of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325102)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

We're talking about Olive Garden bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322176)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:48 AM
Author: rose adventurous hall

even in shitty corporate chain kitchen there is tons of prep to be done, even if it's just managing the inventory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325090)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: rose adventurous hall

they're right about menu-size. the fact that management couldn't figure this out shows its ineptitude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321658)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: violent church

"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served today are filled with more air and have less flavor (similar to hot

dog buns)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26321778)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

Read the thread. There are two synth reads on this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26322183)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Maniacal Dragon Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26324991)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 6:53 AM
Author: stirring whorehouse gunner

"Embrace the millennials but never leave the boomers behind" lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325725)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 7:19 AM
Author: Flickering erotic friendly grandma

"Recreate Italian authenticity within Olive Garden"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26325737)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: vibrant cream school cafeteria wagecucks

*Makes millions advising Italian restaurant to salt the water used to boil pasta*

Seriously, these guys will fucking make millions for telling the worlds largest italian chain step 1 on wikipedia of how to cook fucking pasta. LJL, fuck this world man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26330148)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

"Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it uses to boil the pasta, merely to get a longer warranty on its pots.

 This appalling decision shows just how little regard management has for delivering a quality experience to guests."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492288)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: blue splenetic stock car state

PWN PWN PWN

these guys now control Olive Garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Drunken bateful background story

I used to like the Olive Garden even though everyone made fun of it. It has actually gone downhill in the last few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492287)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: blue splenetic stock car state

well that's all turning around now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492293)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Drunken bateful background story

Will it once again be a fun place to get drunk on girly cocktails and gobble down cheese/carbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492296)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: blue splenetic stock car state

it's going to be an authentic taste of tuscany that serves fresh food and lots of alcohol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Drunken bateful background story

Meh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492314)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia Hunting Ground Tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28185006)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: geriatric ladyboy

I used to take dates to Olive Garden when I was underage because the wait staff DGAF about carding. They would actually offer me a taste starting when I was 17. I hope the hedge fund keeps this lax approach to alcohol laws for future high schoolers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492327)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: blue splenetic stock car state

when you were there, you were FAMILY. Italians offer their teenage kids wine all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: electric wild chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#26492371)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Odious Chocolate Space Travel Guidebook

Update: Olive Garden sales through the roof

http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/23/investing/olive-garden-darden-restaurants-earnings/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184337)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: trip dopamine theater

Hedge funds are evil bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184391)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: sexy trailer park

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

WHAT SAVIOURS OF WESTERN CIVILISATION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184461)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: stimulating startled stead mood

They actually created an Olive Garden food truck to launch the breadstick sandwiches. Shitlibs got mad as fuckkkk about it:

http://www.vice.com/read/olive-garden-has-a-food-truck-615

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#28184717)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Purple step-uncle's house old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#29743925)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: stirring whorehouse gunner

Stock is up HUGE since this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#30156639)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 7:39 PM
Author: bonkers juggernaut dingle berry

thisx2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#33663738)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

Salt in the pot lifts the stock!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#33664497)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: aquamarine frisky cuckold headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#33990112)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Greedy lemon nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#34058848)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#34058881)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Sinister Arousing National Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#35867411)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: thriller telephone

stock still up huge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#37068050)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Ruddy Abnormal Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#39310516)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: dull impertinent parlor regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314301)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Abusive Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314312)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: dull impertinent parlor regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314425)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Abusive Range

Classic thread. Nice find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314428)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: dull impertinent parlor regret

Thanks, friend. I knew you would appreciate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44314493)



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Date: July 22nd, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: jet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44892998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2022 2:16 AM
Author: Stubborn topaz kitchen

This was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#44893003)



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Date: May 21st, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#47679520)



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Author: histrionic orchid school masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#46709704)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Genius Theologian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2).#49602622)