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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
very tactful heady reading party
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law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
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  09/18/14
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ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
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This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
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This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Fragrant Lodge
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
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  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
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  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
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cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
razzle-dazzle hell
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
racy magical state
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: very tactful heady reading party

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Infuriating glittery pervert mediation

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: azure big theatre electric furnace

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Mustard Stage

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Bright histrionic library

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: hateful box office

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling federal lay roast beef

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Seedy nudist faggotry field

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: low-t glassy cuck

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: buff temple trust fund

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: azure big theatre electric furnace



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Bright histrionic library



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: pea-brained appetizing philosopher-king



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Lake impertinent headpube nibblets



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: laughsome onyx shrine sex offender

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Lake impertinent headpube nibblets



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: erotic rambunctious background story skinny woman

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Fragrant Lodge

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Motley Mad Cow Disease

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: startled wagecucks

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Lodge

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: startled wagecucks

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Lake impertinent headpube nibblets



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Contagious insecure foreskin space

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: alcoholic orchestra pit trump supporter



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: very tactful heady reading party



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: racy magical state

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hell

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: racy magical state

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hell

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Greedy black woman

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hell



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: racy magical state



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Lake impertinent headpube nibblets



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic sticky meetinghouse quadroon

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Lake impertinent headpube nibblets



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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