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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Massive fighting abode
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Honey-headed sex offender
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: tan station

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Histrionic purple hunting ground range



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: adventurous chocolate half-breed

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: chestnut big-titted legal warrant base



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: grizzly electric orchestra pit shitlib

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed sex offender



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Amber Wagecucks Library

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine provocative roast beef native

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: comical state

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: shimmering appetizing address



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: haunting odious ticket booth bbw

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Iridescent Kitchen



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Geriatric plum forum



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy indigo point keepsake machete



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Navy Stag Film Haunted Graveyard

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Massive fighting abode



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: adventurous chocolate half-breed



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed sex offender



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine provocative roast beef native

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Massive fighting abode

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine provocative roast beef native

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Massive fighting abode

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
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