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Spectacular area queen of the night
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swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy locus
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Heady Obsidian Sandwich Nibblets
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puce school cafeteria
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Infuriating Comical Therapy Property
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Ruby Foreskin
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nofapping fat ankles
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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these links still work 180
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Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid
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supple shrine
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy locus
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underhanded bawdyhouse alpha
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Cruel-hearted metal station
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Indigo Church Building Mental Disorder
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nofapping fat ankles
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
sadistic stag film newt
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Emerald Charismatic Senate
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
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carnelian organic girlfriend
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nofapping fat ankles
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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primrose new version school
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Racy disrespectful internal respiration resort
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Heady Obsidian Sandwich Nibblets
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Spectacular area queen of the night
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Emerald Charismatic Senate
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
puce school cafeteria
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fucking lol
nofapping fat ankles
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Sepia Rehab
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Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid
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White tattoo orchestra pit
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Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
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Infuriating Comical Therapy Property
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supple shrine
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid
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1800000
appetizing voyeur
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legit
Emerald Charismatic Senate
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jade house
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
pearl painfully honest parlour
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid
  03/12/16
lmfao
Purple Spot Doctorate
  10/28/16
LOL
Cerise Nowag Candlestick Maker
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lol
hilarious electric partner step-uncle's house
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Histrionic rose native
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bright puppy whorehouse
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tantric brindle immigrant
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Vibrant azure gay wizard ape
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Infuriating Comical Therapy Property
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Indigo Church Building Mental Disorder
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vivacious space mediation
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Plum Main People Headpube
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wonderful lodge
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bateful mildly autistic nursing home
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sable cuck
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
vermilion unhinged becky
  03/12/15
Moar!
carnelian organic girlfriend
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
fuchsia thriller selfie cumskin
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Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
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nofapping fat ankles
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coiffed institution ladyboy
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Lol 1800
tantric brindle immigrant
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Vibrant azure gay wizard ape
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Histrionic rose native
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Plum Main People Headpube
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pea-brained lascivious set sneaky criminal
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Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
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Galvanic soggy lay
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Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
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wonderful lodge
  03/25/24
I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Spectacular area queen of the night
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Flatulent transparent codepig
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Light Point Roast Beef
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nofapping fat ankles
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
carnelian organic girlfriend
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nofapping fat ankles
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nofapping fat ankles
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
nofapping fat ankles
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
sadistic stag film newt
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Spectacular area queen of the night
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Disgusting ticket booth
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Emerald Charismatic Senate
  03/11/15
Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Spectacular area queen of the night
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Emerald Charismatic Senate
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Spectacular area queen of the night
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Emerald Charismatic Senate
  03/11/15
Shit
Spectacular area queen of the night
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Light Point Roast Beef
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passionate mauve locale dog poop
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
pearly vengeful home
  03/11/15
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gold vigorous famous landscape painting laser beams
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Spectacular area queen of the night
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Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
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nofapping fat ankles
  02/18/22
still going strong
Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Spectacular area queen of the night
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Light Point Roast Beef
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
sadistic stag film newt
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
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Spectacular area queen of the night
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
sadistic stag film newt
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Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
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Geriatric narrow-minded gaping
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Disgusting ticket booth
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Galvanic soggy lay
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White tattoo orchestra pit
  03/11/15
"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Flatulent transparent codepig
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Spectacular area queen of the night
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Hateful slippery crackhouse volcanic crater
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puce school cafeteria
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White tattoo orchestra pit
  03/11/15
*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Spectacular area queen of the night
  03/11/15
*bark aves
exhilarant rigor abode
  03/15/15
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Black titillating forum skinny woman
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
nofapping fat ankles
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Flatulent transparent codepig
  03/11/15
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swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy locus
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
cobalt fantasy-prone lettuce
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
magenta kitchen
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Flatulent transparent codepig
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supple shrine
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underhanded bawdyhouse alpha
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swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy locus
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gold vigorous famous landscape painting laser beams
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Light Point Roast Beef
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filthy awkward dysfunction public bath
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid
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puce school cafeteria
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Glittery bistre turdskin
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multi-colored copper library
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
vermilion unhinged becky
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
submissive stage
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
glassy stead
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Diverse background story
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Insecure state
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Infuriating Comical Therapy Property
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lmao
razzle bespoke dilemma national security agency
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spruce center
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Indigo Church Building Mental Disorder
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Emerald Charismatic Senate
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Pink Excitant Faggotry
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vivacious space mediation
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vivacious space mediation
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vivacious space mediation
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Peach Tanning Salon Clown
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Galvanic soggy lay
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Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
  12/09/21
!!!
nofapping fat ankles
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Arousing plaza factory reset button
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Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
  10/12/25
Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
magenta kitchen
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Navy contagious sanctuary
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federal useless brakes
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yellow roommate office
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impertinent alcoholic sound barrier
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Bossy boltzmann
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aqua psychic
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
pearly vengeful home
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Spectacular area queen of the night
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Dashing market
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Spectacular area queen of the night
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
carnelian organic girlfriend
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
magenta kitchen
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Spectacular area queen of the night
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nofapping fat ankles
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
maroon national
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
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!
Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
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180
cerebral judgmental gas station yarmulke
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Heady Obsidian Sandwich Nibblets
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Emerald Charismatic Senate
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Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
useless laughsome chapel stock car
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
  03/12/15
great thread
Topaz fortuitous meteor casino
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
vermilion unhinged becky
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
aphrodisiac box office electric furnace
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  03/12/15
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Navy contagious sanctuary
  03/12/15
*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
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Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Fragrant Confused Den
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exciting brunch
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
  02/18/22
180
nofapping fat ankles
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
fighting address faggot firefighter
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nofapping fat ankles
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Racy disrespectful internal respiration resort
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Cheese-eating legal warrant pit
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Cheese-eating legal warrant pit
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Light Point Roast Beef
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Disgusting ticket booth
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fuchsia thriller selfie cumskin
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Cruel-hearted metal station
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
Fragrant Confused Den
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Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap
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aromatic slimy location
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White tattoo orchestra pit
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ruh roh
Infuriating Comical Therapy Property
  06/03/15
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
glassy stead
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
fluffy indian lodge weed whacker
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Spectacular area queen of the night
  04/02/15
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White tattoo orchestra pit
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
poppy piazza
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Spectacular area queen of the night
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Light Point Roast Beef
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Insecure state
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180 stubborn gaming laptop coldplay fan
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Grizzly soul-stirring party of the first part
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Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
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Infuriating Comical Therapy Property
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sinister bbw
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Galvanic soggy lay
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provocative temple windowlicker
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holy fucking shit
razzle bespoke dilemma national security agency
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Emerald Charismatic Senate
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canary heaven
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vivacious space mediation
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frozen amethyst indirect expression
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yellow roommate office
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Galvanic soggy lay
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nofapping fat ankles
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
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nofapping fat ankles
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Mind-boggling Indecent Haunted Graveyard Ceo
  04/05/15
180
floppy ruddy garrison gunner
  04/24/15
180^180
submissive stage
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Infuriating Comical Therapy Property
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Emerald Charismatic Senate
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Self-absorbed range jew
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
floppy ruddy garrison gunner
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
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magenta kitchen
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Crimson messiness mood
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Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
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nofapping fat ankles
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Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park
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Insecure state
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
maroon national
  05/08/15
underrated
Hairraiser twinkling uncleanness principal's office
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Insecure state
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Infuriating Comical Therapy Property
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Spectacular area queen of the night
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
razzle-dazzle parlor
  06/03/15
Ouch
Spectacular area queen of the night
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
aqua psychic
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nofapping fat ankles
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Light Point Roast Beef
  06/10/15
180
tripping hell
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Heady Obsidian Sandwich Nibblets
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Light Point Roast Beef
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
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Insecure state
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Autistic well-lubricated feces
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
shimmering cracking theatre azn
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
floppy ruddy garrison gunner
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
magenta kitchen
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Spectacular area queen of the night
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
floppy ruddy garrison gunner
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
magenta kitchen
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
carnelian organic girlfriend
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Crimson messiness mood
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
boyish milky site corn cake
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Crimson messiness mood
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nofapping fat ankles
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nofapping fat ankles
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
beady-eyed cuckold friendly grandma
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Crimson messiness mood
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Crimson messiness mood
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Sexy theater marketing idea
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Crimson messiness mood
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
vivacious space mediation
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magenta kitchen
  07/15/16
CR.
nofapping fat ankles
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
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Crimson messiness mood
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Spectacular area queen of the night
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nofapping fat ankles
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nofapping fat ankles
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
nofapping fat ankles
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vivacious space mediation
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Crimson messiness mood
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
vivacious space mediation
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Crimson messiness mood
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Spectacular area queen of the night
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
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Jet fanboi hall
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nofapping fat ankles
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
nofapping fat ankles
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vivacious space mediation
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Splenetic Trip University
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Sexy theater marketing idea
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vivacious space mediation
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Charcoal Adventurous Wrinkle Corner
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
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irradiated boiling water church
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vivacious space mediation
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Crimson messiness mood
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Histrionic rose native
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irradiated boiling water church
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Territorial mahogany theater stage antidepressant drug
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Cerise Nowag Candlestick Maker
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floppy ruddy garrison gunner
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: appetizing voyeur

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Flatulent transparent codepig

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: carnelian organic girlfriend

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: sadistic stag film newt

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Disgusting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Emerald Charismatic Senate

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Emerald Charismatic Senate

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Emerald Charismatic Senate

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Light Point Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: passionate mauve locale dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: pearly vengeful home

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: gold vigorous famous landscape painting laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Light Point Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: sadistic stag film newt

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: sadistic stag film newt

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Geriatric narrow-minded gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Disgusting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Galvanic soggy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: White tattoo orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Flatulent transparent codepig

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Hateful slippery crackhouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: puce school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: White tattoo orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: exhilarant rigor abode

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Black titillating forum skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Flatulent transparent codepig

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: cobalt fantasy-prone lettuce

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: magenta kitchen

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Flatulent transparent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: supple shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: underhanded bawdyhouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: gold vigorous famous landscape painting laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Light Point Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: filthy awkward dysfunction public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: puce school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Glittery bistre turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: multi-colored copper library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: vermilion unhinged becky

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: submissive stage

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: glassy stead

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Diverse background story

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Insecure state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Infuriating Comical Therapy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: razzle bespoke dilemma national security agency

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: spruce center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Indigo Church Building Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Emerald Charismatic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Pink Excitant Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: vivacious space mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: vivacious space mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: vivacious space mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Peach Tanning Salon Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Galvanic soggy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Arousing plaza factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: magenta kitchen

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Navy contagious sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: federal useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: yellow roommate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: impertinent alcoholic sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Bossy boltzmann

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: aqua psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: pearly vengeful home

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Dashing market

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: carnelian organic girlfriend

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: magenta kitchen

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: maroon national

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: cerebral judgmental gas station yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Heady Obsidian Sandwich Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Emerald Charismatic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: useless laughsome chapel stock car

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Topaz fortuitous meteor casino

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: vermilion unhinged becky

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac box office electric furnace

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Navy contagious sanctuary



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Confused Den

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: exciting brunch



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles

180

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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: fighting address faggot firefighter

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Salmon sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Racy disrespectful internal respiration resort

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating legal warrant pit

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating legal warrant pit

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Light Point Roast Beef



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Disgusting ticket booth

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: fuchsia thriller selfie cumskin



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted metal station



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Fragrant Confused Den

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Low-t aggressive coffee pot mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: aromatic slimy location



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: White tattoo orchestra pit



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Infuriating Comical Therapy Property

ruh roh

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: glassy stead

who's a good associate?

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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: fluffy indian lodge weed whacker

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: White tattoo orchestra pit



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: poppy piazza

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Light Point Roast Beef

1800000000000000000

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Insecure state

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: 180 stubborn gaming laptop coldplay fan



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring party of the first part



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Iridescent Stirring Field Hominid



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Infuriating Comical Therapy Property



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: sinister bbw



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Galvanic soggy lay



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: provocative temple windowlicker



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: razzle bespoke dilemma national security agency

holy fucking shit

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Emerald Charismatic Senate



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: canary heaven



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: vivacious space mediation



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: frozen amethyst indirect expression



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: yellow roommate office



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Galvanic soggy lay



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park

go Get Em!

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Indecent Haunted Graveyard Ceo



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: submissive stage

180^180

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Infuriating Comical Therapy Property



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Emerald Charismatic Senate



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed range jew



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: magenta kitchen



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Insecure state



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: maroon national

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser twinkling uncleanness principal's office

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Insecure state



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Infuriating Comical Therapy Property

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle parlor

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: aqua psychic

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Light Point Roast Beef



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: tripping hell

180

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Heady Obsidian Sandwich Nibblets



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Light Point Roast Beef



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Insecure state



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Autistic well-lubricated feces



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: shimmering cracking theatre azn

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: magenta kitchen

Happy Friday, brothers.

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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: magenta kitchen

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: carnelian organic girlfriend

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: boyish milky site corn cake

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed cuckold friendly grandma

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Crimson messiness mood

needed more golden retrievers

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Crimson messiness mood

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Sexy theater marketing idea



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: vivacious space mediation

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: magenta kitchen



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night

i really like it here

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: vivacious space mediation



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: vivacious space mediation

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Spectacular area queen of the night



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Jet fanboi hall



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: vivacious space mediation



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Author: Splenetic Trip University



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Sexy theater marketing idea



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: vivacious space mediation



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Charcoal Adventurous Wrinkle Corner

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: irradiated boiling water church



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: vivacious space mediation



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Histrionic rose native



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: irradiated boiling water church



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Territorial mahogany theater stage antidepressant drug



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Author: Cerise Nowag Candlestick Maker



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Disturbing Trust Fund

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles



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Author: Hot Outnumbered Hospital



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Peach Tanning Salon Clown

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles

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Author: Twinkling Menage



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: stimulating snowy

he made equity partner

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: nofapping fat ankles

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Author: odious abusive hissy fit



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Motley Ratface Potus



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Author: yellow roommate office



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Sexy theater marketing idea



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Crimson messiness mood



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: wonderful lodge



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: floppy ruddy garrison gunner

Happy Friday everyone

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Greedy prole



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: curious beta

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: big apoplectic sex offender

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: harsh rough-skinned



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Henna Patrolman



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy locus

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy locus

nothing?

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: harsh rough-skinned

See above.

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling bat-shit-crazy locus

oh son of a bitch.

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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: mewling double fault

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Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Violent People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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