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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: azure heaven genital piercing It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: fragrant nursing home lettuce "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Smoky aggressive jewess library (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: glittery godawful principal's office gaming laptop "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022609) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: click on a b*tch (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: beady-eyed milk base (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: dashing massive striped hyena who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: azure heaven genital piercing Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492630) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Greedy piazza 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Vibrant brilliant jap "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250229) |
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