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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Bateful Bistre Dilemma
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
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chartreuse gaming laptop
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Maroon Mentally Impaired Area Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
Infuriating Geriatric Wrinkle Sweet Tailpipe
  01/29/16
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Self-absorbed antidepressant drug cruise ship
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
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  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
curious cyan cumskin
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Comical Abode Macaca
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
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  07/03/15
Rude
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  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
jade internet-worthy stag film filthpig
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Puce multi-colored principal's office
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Puce multi-colored principal's office
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
bright wagecucks
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
buff nudist hall mediation
  07/03/15
lol
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Racy walnut marketing idea
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
flesh background story
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
charcoal set
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Maroon Mentally Impaired Area Haunted Graveyard
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Comical Abode Macaca
  07/03/15
180
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
titillating effete half-breed bawdyhouse
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
galvanic beta menage
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Exhilarant stead
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Puce multi-colored principal's office
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
Diverse rehab feces
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Big Native Sandwich
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
wonderful milk
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
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  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Vigorous orchestra pit telephone
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
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  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
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  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Bateful Bistre Dilemma

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: chartreuse gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Maroon Mentally Impaired Area Haunted Graveyard

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Infuriating Geriatric Wrinkle Sweet Tailpipe

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed antidepressant drug cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: curious cyan cumskin

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Contagious Bat Shit Crazy Stage Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Awkward scarlet address organic girlfriend

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Wine soul-stirring business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz copper field cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: curious cyan cumskin

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Comical Abode Macaca

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal foreskin weed whacker

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: jade internet-worthy stag film filthpig

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Puce multi-colored principal's office

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Puce multi-colored principal's office

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: bright wagecucks

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: buff nudist hall mediation

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Racy walnut marketing idea

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: flesh background story

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: charcoal set

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Maroon Mentally Impaired Area Haunted Graveyard

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Comical Abode Macaca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: titillating effete half-breed bawdyhouse

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: galvanic beta menage

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant stead

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Puce multi-colored principal's office

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Diverse rehab feces

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Big Native Sandwich

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: wonderful milk

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Adulterous passionate ticket booth

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Vigorous orchestra pit telephone

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Bearded Stimulating Base

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Fighting Crotch Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling crusty whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Massive travel guidebook personal credit line

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Infuriating Geriatric Wrinkle Sweet Tailpipe

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Infuriating Geriatric Wrinkle Sweet Tailpipe

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Lascivious elite location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: greedy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: greedy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: greedy private investor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: greedy private investor

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Slimy Dragon Indirect Expression

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Slimy Dragon Indirect Expression

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Ruddy Floppy Pit

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Boyish blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: greedy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Outnumbered Tanning Salon

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: greedy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Carmine vibrant boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: greedy private investor

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: greedy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Carmine vibrant boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: lime violent site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#49800158)