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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Heady crackhouse
  12/29/15
b!
Disgusting grizzly hall
  12/29/15
C
Slimy jew center
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scarlet state milk
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c
Painfully honest business firm toilet seat
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a
Razzmatazz property ceo
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a
Chest-beating Abode
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Disgusting grizzly hall
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Heady crackhouse
  12/29/15
...
scarlet state milk
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Disgusting grizzly hall
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
soul-stirring offensive faggotry
  12/29/15
...
scarlet state milk
  12/29/15
?
soul-stirring offensive faggotry
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scarlet state milk
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Heady crackhouse
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...
scarlet state milk
  12/29/15
c for sure
soul-stirring offensive faggotry
  12/29/15
C
Chest-beating Abode
  12/29/15
c
Yapping mind-boggling set
  12/29/15
Xo
Slimy jew center
  12/29/15
chaturbate
excitant angry psychic mood
  12/30/15
C!
Disgusting grizzly hall
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Disgusting grizzly hall
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
impressive tripping famous landscape painting step-uncle's house
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scarlet state milk
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...
Slimy jew center
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Yapping mind-boggling set
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
mauve cracking whorehouse travel guidebook
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Hairraiser Erotic Area Reading Party
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
soul-stirring offensive faggotry
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...
lake den mental disorder
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...
scarlet state milk
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
ruby gay wizard
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Heady crackhouse
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2
Hairraiser Erotic Area Reading Party
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
ruby gay wizard
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police
excitant angry psychic mood
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1
Chest-beating Abode
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Slimy jew center
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Slimy jew center
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4 and 180
Yapping mind-boggling set
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Yapping mind-boggling set
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...
Slimy jew center
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
Deranged sticky ticket booth
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Laughsome Balding Tank
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Heady crackhouse

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Disgusting grizzly hall

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Slimy jew center

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: scarlet state milk



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Painfully honest business firm toilet seat

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz property ceo

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Chest-beating Abode

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Disgusting grizzly hall

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Heady crackhouse

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: scarlet state milk



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Disgusting grizzly hall

Fine I change my vote to A.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring offensive faggotry

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: scarlet state milk



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring offensive faggotry

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: scarlet state milk



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Heady crackhouse

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: scarlet state milk



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring offensive faggotry

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating Abode

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Yapping mind-boggling set

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Slimy jew center

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: excitant angry psychic mood

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Disgusting grizzly hall

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Disgusting grizzly hall

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: impressive tripping famous landscape painting step-uncle's house

everyone in this thread unzips.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: scarlet state milk



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Slimy jew center



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Yapping mind-boggling set

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: mauve cracking whorehouse travel guidebook

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Erotic Area Reading Party

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring offensive faggotry

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: lake den mental disorder



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: scarlet state milk



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: ruby gay wizard

Topic has amazing potential.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Heady crackhouse

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Hairraiser Erotic Area Reading Party

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: ruby gay wizard

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: excitant angry psychic mood

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Chest-beating Abode

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Slimy jew center

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Slimy jew center



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Yapping mind-boggling set

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Yapping mind-boggling set

Wake up and post please.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Slimy jew center



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Deranged sticky ticket booth

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Laughsome Balding Tank



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: appetizing big-titted cruise ship

next chapter please!

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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: ebony address coffee pot



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: fishy becky queen of the night



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