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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Free-loading Area National Security Agency
  01/26/16
This one stings.
supple codepig
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
shaky claret factory reset button
  01/26/16
jesus no...
galvanic national mexican
  10/24/16
...
exhilarant incel
  01/03/17
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marvelous geriatric potus casino
  02/20/18
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Drunken new version
  06/03/19
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shaky claret factory reset button
  10/14/20
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Impressive out-of-control tattoo nibblets
  01/25/16
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Mint Water Buffalo
  01/25/16
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Internet-worthy low-t place of business heaven
  01/25/16
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Soggy swollen party of the first part rigor
  01/25/16
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blathering deep sound barrier
  01/25/16
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Internet-worthy low-t place of business heaven
  01/25/16
...
Soggy swollen party of the first part rigor
  01/25/16
...
floppy wine property
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/25/16
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jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
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Soul-stirring rebellious corner chad
  01/25/16
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ebony dragon
  01/25/16
...
brindle at-the-ready box office milk
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
contagious rusted black woman
  01/25/16
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cerise arousing tank
  01/25/16
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Free-loading Area National Security Agency
  01/26/16
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Cowardly azn quadroon
  01/26/16
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mewling violent point
  01/26/16
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Carnelian stock car goyim
  11/27/16
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concupiscible frozen hominid
  06/13/17
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Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant
  12/19/17
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ebony dragon
  01/24/18
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grizzly hell laser beams
  06/10/24
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supple codepig
  01/26/16
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Lilac Stimulating Institution
  10/24/16
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exhilarant incel
  11/27/16
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concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/23/17
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slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon
  03/15/17
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concupiscible frozen hominid
  04/20/17
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concupiscible frozen hominid
  02/20/18
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concupiscible frozen hominid
  05/24/18
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dull garrison coffee pot
  09/26/21
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Coral appetizing forum
  03/12/22
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grizzly hell laser beams
  05/15/22
...
grizzly hell laser beams
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Aromatic infuriating parlor philosopher-king
  01/25/16
Brutal
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
...
bateful khaki university private investor
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
exciting charcoal ladyboy den
  01/25/16
toxic
Cheese-eating cruise ship
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Crystalline cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Mint Water Buffalo
  01/25/16
...
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
...
Flesh bossy home
  01/25/16
damnit
mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap
  01/25/16
...
Internet-worthy low-t place of business heaven
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
jfc
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Internet-worthy low-t place of business heaven
  01/25/16
...
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/25/16
Cr
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
hm
razzle faggotry
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
wait
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/25/16
...
supple codepig
  01/26/16
...
flatulent wonderful location
  01/25/16
...
ebony dragon
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Crystalline cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Iridescent Hairless Indian Lodge Headpube
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Aromatic infuriating parlor philosopher-king
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Aromatic infuriating parlor philosopher-king
  01/25/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/25/16
...
Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant
  01/25/16
...
bearded lascivious business firm gunner
  01/25/16
...
mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Flesh bossy home
  01/25/16
...
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Hyperventilating roast beef
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Jet turdskin reading party
  01/25/16
...
trip affirmative action chapel
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
diverse nursing home feces
  01/25/16
...
exciting charcoal ladyboy den
  01/25/16
...
brindle at-the-ready box office milk
  01/25/16
damn
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
...
Laughsome digit ratio
  01/25/16
...
stirring cuck
  01/25/16
O LORD
Bistre 180 french chef
  01/25/16
jfc
crimson misunderstood market
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
fighting sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
cerise arousing tank
  01/25/16
...
Internet-worthy low-t place of business heaven
  01/25/16
Lmao
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
...
ungodly buff parlour dog poop
  01/25/16
...
supple codepig
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
...
ebony dragon
  02/15/16
...
pink beta death wish
  07/08/17
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heady sable mediation
  07/08/17
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Curious pale field gaming laptop
  07/08/17
...
ebony dragon
  10/27/17
...
Passionate Twinkling Bawdyhouse
  12/26/17
...
ebony dragon
  05/24/18
...
ebony dragon
  03/16/20
...
Talented buck-toothed pervert
  02/18/22
...
Boyish menage antidepressant drug
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
contagious rusted black woman
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap
  01/25/16
ouch
Magenta station
  01/26/16
poison
violent razzmatazz personal credit line fanboi
  01/26/16
...
Dashing lime therapy
  01/26/16
180
Free-loading Area National Security Agency
  01/26/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
flushed filthy locus genital piercing
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
supple codepig
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
aphrodisiac range
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Smoky splenetic hospital
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Chocolate Love Of Her Life
  09/27/16
...
Boyish menage antidepressant drug
  12/26/17
...
mewling violent point
  08/12/19
180
shaky claret factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
cracking library mad-dog skullcap
  01/27/16
...
Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant
  01/27/16
...
ebony dragon
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Gay partner shrine
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Gay partner shrine
  02/02/16
...
Avocado cerebral base
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Embarrassed to the bone hideous fortuitous meteor
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Emerald brunch
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
pontificating hairraiser internal respiration queen of the night
  02/24/16
18000000
Cobalt rehab legend
  03/04/16
165
hyperactive principal's office becky
  03/04/16
...
excitant round eye orchestra pit
  05/19/16
chilling
yapping adventurous senate
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Maroon Skinny Woman
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Green Bisexual Windowlicker Meetinghouse
  01/03/17
oh my.
cordovan lay fat ankles
  01/23/17
toxic
snowy piazza kitty
  03/13/17
...
slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon
  03/15/17
...
bearded lascivious business firm gunner
  04/02/17
...
Odious lemon native
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
brilliant half-breed
  07/08/17
...
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
  10/27/17
mother of god
heady sable mediation
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Outnumbered histrionic kitty cat stage
  10/27/17
JFC
white spectacular filthpig
  10/27/17
...
vigorous stead
  12/26/17
...
ruddy electric pit brethren
  12/26/17
ouch
transparent school
  02/20/18
...
Comical generalized bond
  02/20/18
...
Tan sexy dingle berry
  01/16/19
...
Autistic gas station
  08/09/19
...
dull garrison coffee pot
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Dark newt
  07/28/25
...
Know-it-all big athletic conference office
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Poppy resort dysfunction
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
shimmering halford
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
brindle at-the-ready box office milk
  01/25/16
...
cerise arousing tank
  01/25/16
...
Thriller temple prole
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
toxic
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Multi-colored Lake Center
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Hyperventilating roast beef
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Hyperventilating roast beef
  01/25/16
TY bro
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
...
cerise arousing tank
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Irradiated church building
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
bateful khaki university private investor
  10/27/17
...
Startled Very Tactful Elastic Band
  10/27/17
...
ebony dragon
  05/24/18
...
cordovan lay fat ankles
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
opaque up-to-no-good whorehouse
  10/27/17
credited advice
transparent school
  05/24/18
even more toxic
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Cyan useless theater stage
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Provocative Set Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Hyperventilating roast beef
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
lol
insanely creepy henna address people who are hurt
  06/01/17
...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Free-loading Area National Security Agency
  01/26/16
...
Boyish menage antidepressant drug
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
fighting sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
fighting sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
fighting sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
fighting sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
fighting sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
Lmao
Translucent swashbuckling toaster karate
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
ebony dragon
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
ebony dragon
  01/25/16
lmao true
aphrodisiac range
  01/25/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Boyish menage antidepressant drug
  12/26/17
Haha
Fluffy Doctorate
  03/19/20
...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
...
Flesh bossy home
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Irradiated church building
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
indecent abnormal trailer park
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
thirsty ceo
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
ebony dragon
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
opaque up-to-no-good whorehouse
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Chocolate Love Of Her Life
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
charismatic rough-skinned theater
  06/03/19
oh no
Smoky splenetic hospital
  08/08/19
LOL
Mind-boggling Awkward Boiling Water
  03/16/20
JFC
cordovan lay fat ankles
  03/19/20
Update?
Talented buck-toothed pervert
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Fantasy-prone macaca
  01/25/16
...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/25/16
...
Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant
  05/19/16
...
flatulent wonderful location
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Apoplectic fragrant kitchen
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Flesh bossy home
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Apoplectic fragrant kitchen
  01/26/16
Cr
Flesh bossy home
  01/26/16
...
supple codepig
  01/26/16
...
supple codepig
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Apoplectic fragrant kitchen
  01/26/16
...
Poppy resort dysfunction
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Racy aggressive plaza
  01/26/16
...
Racy aggressive plaza
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Impressive out-of-control tattoo nibblets
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
pink beta death wish
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
brass dilemma foreskin
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome digit ratio
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Free-loading Area National Security Agency
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
brass dilemma foreskin
  01/26/16
Lmfao
ebony dragon
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Impressive out-of-control tattoo nibblets
  01/26/16
...
glittery amber public bath
  01/16/19
...
Fluffy Doctorate
  03/16/20
...
shaky claret factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant
  03/28/16
...
Autistic gas station
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
gold beady-eyed stage gaping
  01/26/16
...
ebony dragon
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Multi-colored Lake Center
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
shaky claret factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
galvanic national mexican
  10/24/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Provocative Set Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Unholy rigpig stain
  04/04/16
...
slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon
  03/15/17
*applause*
bonkers state persian
  10/27/17
...
dull garrison coffee pot
  09/26/21
...
opaque up-to-no-good whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Apoplectic fragrant kitchen
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
ebony dragon
  01/26/16
...
Apoplectic fragrant kitchen
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Apoplectic fragrant kitchen
  01/26/16
...
Flesh bossy home
  01/26/16
...
Hyperventilating roast beef
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
Describe
Apoplectic fragrant kitchen
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Apoplectic fragrant kitchen
  01/26/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Hyperventilating roast beef
  01/26/16
Please be flame
ebony dragon
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
Fuck
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
flatulent wonderful location
  01/26/16
cq's!
aphrodisiac range
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
...
cordovan lay fat ankles
  03/19/20
...
slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
umber vivacious sanctuary
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Multi-colored Lake Center
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Poppy resort dysfunction
  01/26/16
...
ebony dragon
  01/26/16
...
transparent school
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Multi-colored Lake Center
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Hyperventilating roast beef
  01/26/16
...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Multi-colored Lake Center
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
brass dilemma foreskin
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
supple codepig
  01/23/17
...
slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon
  03/15/17
...
pink beta death wish
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
galvanic national mexican
  01/26/16
...
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  02/15/16
...
exhilarant incel
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
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...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
jfc
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/26/16
...
talking locale
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
brass dilemma foreskin
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
do u love it
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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  01/26/16
...
Mauve Knife Gay Wizard
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
brass dilemma foreskin
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
...
ebony dragon
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
brass dilemma foreskin
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
...
fishy travel guidebook faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
yellow cruel-hearted selfie
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap
  01/26/16
...
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
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...
shaky claret factory reset button
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Hyperventilating roast beef
  01/26/16
...
flatulent wonderful location
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Laughsome digit ratio
  01/26/16
JFC
Costumed greedy hairy legs
  01/26/16
180
Onyx wrinkle lodge
  01/26/16
...
chrome hall legal warrant
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
...
yellow cruel-hearted selfie
  01/26/16
...
yellow cruel-hearted selfie
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
180 twist
ebony dragon
  01/26/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
THIS
Provocative Set Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
...
puce telephone
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
floppy wine property
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
floppy wine property
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
aphrodisiac range
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Multi-colored Lake Center
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
mewling violent point
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Titillating vengeful space
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
aphrodisiac range
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
juggernaut theatre
  01/26/16
fucking damn
mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap
  01/26/16
...
brindle at-the-ready box office milk
  01/26/16
180
bright ticket booth
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
cerise arousing tank
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
ebony dragon
  01/27/16
...
flatulent wonderful location
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Gay partner shrine
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
silver site
  05/19/16
repost please
cerise arousing tank
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
nofapping candlestick maker abode
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
silver site
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
fishy travel guidebook faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Provocative Set Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  01/27/16
180.
Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant
  01/27/16
...
puce telephone
  01/29/16
...
Maroon Skinny Woman
  01/31/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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  02/02/16
brave
ebony dragon
  02/03/16
...
Talented buck-toothed pervert
  02/22/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
balding organic girlfriend
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...
cerise arousing tank
  03/08/16
...
ebony dragon
  09/27/16
...
ebony dragon
  03/04/16
...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  04/04/16
...
bearded lascivious business firm gunner
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cr
brass dilemma foreskin
  04/20/16
...
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  05/11/16
...
scarlet pistol crackhouse
  05/11/16
...
ebony dragon
  06/17/16
...
Primrose Magical Stag Film
  09/27/16
...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  10/21/16
mods please delete
flatulent wonderful location
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
aphrodisiac range
  10/24/16
...
ebony dragon
  10/24/16
i really like it here
silver site
  10/24/16
...
Maroon Skinny Woman
  10/27/16
...
lettuce house
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
flatulent wonderful location
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
ebony dragon
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
rose volcanic crater
  01/23/17
... ...
opaque up-to-no-good whorehouse
  01/23/17
...
ebony dragon
  07/08/17
Lol
balding organic girlfriend
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Slate Mood Regret
  01/16/19
...
shaky claret factory reset button
  02/11/17
...
ebony dragon
  03/13/17
...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  03/15/17
...
slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon
  03/15/17
...
Maroon Skinny Woman
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Duck-like ape
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
maniacal bipolar
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
cordovan lay fat ankles
  06/01/17
...
aqua wagecucks
  06/01/17
...
Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
sick
  06/13/17
...
cordovan lay fat ankles
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Offensive Peach Son Of Senegal
  07/08/17
...
dead jew sex offender
  08/18/17
...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  09/25/17
...
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
flatulent wonderful location
  10/27/17
...
vigorous stead
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
really tough guy
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
ebony dragon
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
really tough guy
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
lettuce house
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Twisted Background Story
  05/24/18
...
jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive
  07/25/18
...
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
  05/17/18
...
ebony dragon
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
anal
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
ebony dragon
  07/25/18
...
Cowardly azn quadroon
  07/25/18
...
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
ebony dragon
  01/16/19
...
flatulent wonderful location
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Slate Mood Regret
  01/16/19
Jfc
ebony dragon
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
flatulent wonderful location
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Milky pisswyrm hunting ground
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
floppy wine property
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
godawful clown
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
godawful clown
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
brass dilemma foreskin
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
godawful clown
  01/17/19
...
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
  04/08/19
...
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
vigorous stead
  04/09/19
...
godawful clown
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
godawful clown
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
ebony dragon
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
submissive pozpig
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
ebony dragon
  06/03/19
...
flatulent wonderful location
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Emerald brunch
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
godawful clown
  06/03/19
...
shaky claret factory reset button
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
godawful clown
  08/08/19
...
godawful clown
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Deranged Plum Mental Disorder
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
turquoise deer antler
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Deranged Plum Mental Disorder
  08/12/19
...
Deranged Plum Mental Disorder
  03/16/20
...
chestnut
  02/02/20
...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  03/14/20
...
brass dilemma foreskin
  03/16/20
...
brass dilemma foreskin
  09/30/20
...
  08/27/21
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concupiscible frozen hominid
  09/13/21
...
flatulent wonderful location
  09/26/21
...
french
  10/11/21
...
dull garrison coffee pot
  10/11/21
bump
brass dilemma foreskin
  03/12/22
...
concupiscible frozen hominid
  01/05/23
...
Talented buck-toothed pervert
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Ocher Federal Corn Cake
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Blue Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/13/23
...
ebony dragon
  01/03/24
...
Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike
  08/09/24
...
Talented buck-toothed pervert
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Free-loading Area National Security Agency

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: supple codepig

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: shaky claret factory reset button

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: contagious rusted black woman

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: grizzly hell laser beams



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Aromatic infuriating parlor philosopher-king

ruthless.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: bateful khaki university private investor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: exciting charcoal ladyboy den

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cruise ship

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry

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Author: Mint Water Buffalo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy low-t place of business heaven



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: ebony dragon

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy low-t place of business heaven

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: ebony dragon

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: razzle faggotry

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse

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Author: supple codepig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Crystalline cuckoldry

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

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Author: Iridescent Hairless Indian Lodge Headpube



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Aromatic infuriating parlor philosopher-king

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Aromatic infuriating parlor philosopher-king

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: bearded lascivious business firm gunner



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Flesh bossy home

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: ebony dragon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating roast beef

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Fucking 180

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Jet turdskin reading party

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

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Author: trip affirmative action chapel



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Author: diverse nursing home feces

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Author: exciting charcoal ladyboy den



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: brindle at-the-ready box office milk



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Laughsome digit ratio



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: stirring cuck



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Bistre 180 french chef

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: crimson misunderstood market

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: fighting sweet tailpipe

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: cerise arousing tank

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy low-t place of business heaven



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: ebony dragon

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: contagious rusted black woman

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Magenta station

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Free-loading Area National Security Agency

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: flushed filthy locus genital piercing

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: supple codepig

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac range

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Smoky splenetic hospital

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Chocolate Love Of Her Life

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Author: cracking library mad-dog skullcap

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Gay partner shrine

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Gay partner shrine

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hideous fortuitous meteor

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Emerald brunch

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
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Author: Cobalt rehab legend

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Odious lemon native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: brilliant half-breed

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: heady sable mediation

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic kitty cat stage

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: white spectacular filthpig

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: vigorous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: ruddy electric pit brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: transparent school

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Comical generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Tan sexy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Autistic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: dull garrison coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Dark newt

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all big athletic conference office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Poppy resort dysfunction

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: shimmering halford

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: brindle at-the-ready box office milk

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: cerise arousing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Thriller temple prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: ebony dragon

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lake Center

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating roast beef

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating roast beef

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: cerise arousing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Irradiated church building

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: bateful khaki university private investor

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Startled Very Tactful Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: ebony dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: cordovan lay fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: opaque up-to-no-good whorehouse

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: transparent school

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Cyan useless theater stage

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Provocative Set Weed Whacker

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Hyperventilating roast beef

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy henna address people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Free-loading Area National Security Agency

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Boyish menage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: fighting sweet tailpipe

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: fighting sweet tailpipe

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: fighting sweet tailpipe

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: fighting sweet tailpipe

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: fighting sweet tailpipe

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Translucent swashbuckling toaster karate

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: ebony dragon

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Boyish menage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Fluffy Doctorate

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Flesh bossy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Irradiated church building

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: indecent abnormal trailer park

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: thirsty ceo

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: ebony dragon

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: opaque up-to-no-good whorehouse

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Chocolate Love Of Her Life

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned theater

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Smoky splenetic hospital

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Awkward Boiling Water

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: cordovan lay fat ankles

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Talented buck-toothed pervert

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone macaca

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful location



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic fragrant kitchen

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Flesh bossy home

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Apoplectic fragrant kitchen

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Flesh bossy home

Cr

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: supple codepig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: supple codepig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Apoplectic fragrant kitchen

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Poppy resort dysfunction



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Racy aggressive plaza

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Racy aggressive plaza



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Impressive out-of-control tattoo nibblets

Y-...Yes?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: pink beta death wish

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Laughsome digit ratio



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Free-loading Area National Security Agency

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Lmfao

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Impressive out-of-control tattoo nibblets

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: glittery amber public bath



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Fluffy Doctorate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: shaky claret factory reset button



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Laughsome digit ratio



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Autistic gas station



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: gold beady-eyed stage gaping

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: ebony dragon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lake Center

LOL this is brilliant work

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: shaky claret factory reset button

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: galvanic national mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Provocative Set Weed Whacker

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Unholy rigpig stain

cr this is poetry

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: bonkers state persian

*applause*

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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: dull garrison coffee pot



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: opaque up-to-no-good whorehouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic fragrant kitchen

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse

recommending their own IVF doctors

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: ebony dragon

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic fragrant kitchen



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Apoplectic fragrant kitchen

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Flesh bossy home



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating roast beef



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic fragrant kitchen

Describe

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic fragrant kitchen

God damn brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Hyperventilating roast beef



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

are u stil maried

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

yes - 3 years this May

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: mewling violent point

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful location

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

cq's!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: cordovan lay fat ankles



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: umber vivacious sanctuary

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lake Center

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Poppy resort dysfunction

except for your autism

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: ebony dragon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: transparent school



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lake Center

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating roast beef

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: mewling violent point



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lake Center

LOL fair

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Laughsome digit ratio



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: supple codepig



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: pink beta death wish



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic fragrant kitchen

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: galvanic national mexican

underrated

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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: exhilarant incel



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: motley school cafeteria

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

jfc

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  talking locale



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Mauve Knife Gay Wizard



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: ebony dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: fishy travel guidebook faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: yellow cruel-hearted selfie

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: shaky claret factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating roast beef

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Laughsome digit ratio

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Costumed greedy hairy legs

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Onyx wrinkle lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  chrome hall legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: yellow cruel-hearted selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: yellow cruel-hearted selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: ebony dragon

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Provocative Set Weed Whacker

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: puce telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: mewling violent point

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: mewling violent point

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: mewling violent point

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: mewling violent point

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: floppy wine property

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: floppy wine property

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: mewling violent point

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lake Center

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: mewling violent point

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Titillating vengeful space

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  juggernaut theatre

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle church jap

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: brindle at-the-ready box office milk



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: bright ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: cerise arousing tank

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: flatulent wonderful location



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Gay partner shrine

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: silver site

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: cerise arousing tank

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: nofapping candlestick maker abode

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: silver site

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: fishy travel guidebook faggot firefighter

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Provocative Set Weed Whacker

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: puce telephone



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Maroon Skinny Woman



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: sickened trump supporter spot

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: ebony dragon

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Talented buck-toothed pervert



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: balding organic girlfriend

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: cerise arousing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: ebony dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: ebony dragon



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: bearded lascivious business firm gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Talented buck-toothed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: scarlet pistol crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: ebony dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Primrose Magical Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: flatulent wonderful location

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac range

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: ebony dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: silver site

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Maroon Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  lettuce house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: flatulent wonderful location

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: ebony dragon

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: rose volcanic crater

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: opaque up-to-no-good whorehouse

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: ebony dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: balding organic girlfriend

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  Slate Mood Regret

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: shaky claret factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: ebony dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: slap-happy sooty idea he suggested tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Maroon Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Duck-like ape

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: maniacal bipolar

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: cordovan lay fat ankles

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  aqua wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Vibrant mildly autistic degenerate immigrant



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: sick

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: cordovan lay fat ankles



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Offensive Peach Son Of Senegal

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: dead jew sex offender



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful location

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: vigorous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  really tough guy

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: ebony dragon

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  really tough guy

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  lettuce house

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Twisted Background Story

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged step-uncle's house depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: ebony dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: anal

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: ebony dragon

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Cowardly azn quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  Slate Mood Regret

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: ebony dragon

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful location

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Milky pisswyrm hunting ground

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: floppy wine property

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: godawful clown

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: godawful clown

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: godawful clown

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: vigorous stead

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: godawful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: godawful clown

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: ebony dragon

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  submissive pozpig

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: ebony dragon

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: flatulent wonderful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Emerald brunch

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: godawful clown

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: shaky claret factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: godawful clown

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: godawful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Deranged Plum Mental Disorder

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: turquoise deer antler

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Deranged Plum Mental Disorder

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Deranged Plum Mental Disorder



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: chestnut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: french



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: dull garrison coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: brass dilemma foreskin

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: concupiscible frozen hominid



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Talented buck-toothed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Ocher Federal Corn Cake

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Blue Scourge Upon The Earth

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: ebony dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Arrogant medicated dopamine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Talented buck-toothed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#49548061)