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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy blood rage

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: provocative elastic band

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Salmon Fat Ankles Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: bateful den



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Avocado filthy roommate

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Avocado filthy roommate

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Anal police squad rigor



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Temple Associate

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy blood rage

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Temple Associate

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy blood rage

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: chartreuse spot



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Laughsome chrome roast beef

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: confused water buffalo school

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy blood rage

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome chrome roast beef

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy blood rage

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Laughsome chrome roast beef

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Anal police squad rigor



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: mewling indigo philosopher-king set

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed principal's office goyim

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Vivacious lettuce

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: provocative elastic band

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed principal's office goyim



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Odious buff degenerate

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: provocative elastic band

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy blood rage

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Bespoke Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Mint Juggernaut Step-uncle's House

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: cocky cracking alpha

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed native faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Racy Slap-happy Home

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Laughsome chrome roast beef

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy blood rage

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Racy Slap-happy Home

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy blood rage

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Racy Slap-happy Home

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: cocky cracking alpha

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Racy Slap-happy Home

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: haunting windowlicker

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Racy Slap-happy Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Crystalline dopamine menage



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Crystalline dopamine menage



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: excitant site



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Temple Associate



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: flirting umber hominid



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: amber address dragon



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Diverse mentally impaired church headpube

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed principal's office goyim

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Racy Slap-happy Home



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Irradiated sickened volcanic crater



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Hyperactive Disgusting Theatre



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: sapphire market



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: stirring stage sound barrier



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Author: arousing double fault location



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: sapphire market



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Carnelian Wild Friendly Grandma



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Carnelian Wild Friendly Grandma



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling thirsty sweet tailpipe legal warrant

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed native faggotry



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: appetizing flushed laser beams



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: haunting windowlicker



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Vermilion hairraiser public bath circlehead



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Diverse mentally impaired church headpube

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: unholy forum turdskin



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Carnelian Wild Friendly Grandma

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Territorial aquamarine pozpig fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Maniacal field psychic

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Spectacular pale piazza knife

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Tantric casino

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Racy Slap-happy Home

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: haunting windowlicker



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Diverse mentally impaired church headpube



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Supple trust fund center



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac messiness

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Contagious godawful institution

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: snowy sinister sanctuary

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Laughsome chrome roast beef

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Vibrant Gay Lay Private Investor

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: floppy locus pocket flask

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Racy Slap-happy Home

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Stimulating Salmon Fat Ankles Gas Station



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Clear comical famous landscape painting pit



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: blathering impressive parlor

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Purple Fantasy-prone Library Doctorate

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar crotch

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Laughsome chrome roast beef

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar crotch

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: blathering impressive parlor

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: vigorous haunted graveyard

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Anal police squad rigor



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: talented kitchen

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Diverse mentally impaired church headpube

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Sable passionate senate scourge upon the earth

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle whorehouse



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: pontificating ratface

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Author: at-the-ready box office



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Avocado filthy roommate

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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Arrogant Kitty University



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Arrogant Kitty University



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt



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Author: Razzle orchestra pit



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: smoky people who are hurt



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Aqua wonderful property black woman

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit



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Author: floppy locus pocket flask



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: bright fragrant hall personal credit line

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Crystalline dopamine menage



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz mother

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: chocolate razzmatazz mother



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Electric ticket booth boistinker



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Salmon Fat Ankles Gas Station



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia Mad-dog Skullcap Potus



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: excitant site



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: house-broken ape

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Exciting pervert



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy twinkling uncleanness sex offender



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: house-broken ape



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: house-broken ape



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: yellow mexican



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Exciting pervert



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: hot claret prole church building

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: galvanic insanely creepy blood rage

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Doobsian exhilarant bawdyhouse rigpig



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: burgundy antidepressant drug skinny woman

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Ocher Ceo



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Crystalline dopamine menage



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Crystalline dopamine menage



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: excitant site

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: floppy locus pocket flask



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Big judgmental cuckoldry



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: insecure rehab electric furnace



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Marvelous shimmering persian dog poop

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Crystalline dopamine menage

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: pungent titillating trailer park masturbator

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Beta Violet Stage



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Beta Violet Stage



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: heady idea he suggested

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Adventurous Wrinkle Gunner



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: scarlet hospital goal in life



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored ruddy theater affirmative action



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: wine nibblets plaza



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Fuchsia Mad-dog Skullcap Potus

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling space

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Beta Violet Stage



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: henna really tough guy cumskin



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: henna really tough guy cumskin



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: pontificating ratface

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: slimy azn

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Boyish apoplectic travel guidebook preventive strike

LOOOOOOOL

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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: sapphire market



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Frozen internal respiration



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Boyish apoplectic travel guidebook preventive strike

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Frozen internal respiration

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Boyish apoplectic travel guidebook preventive strike

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Boyish apoplectic travel guidebook preventive strike

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Ocher Ceo



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Mustard Lascivious Lodge Giraffe



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Glittery nudist weed whacker parlour



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Motley digit ratio yarmulke

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: stirring stage sound barrier

"I always liked to read and to write."

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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: zippy selfie community account



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: insecure rehab electric furnace



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control startled hell hunting ground

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Adulterous Newt



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Charismatic maize bbw

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Exciting pervert



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: dashing half-breed

(Doodikof)

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: 180 vengeful house background story

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: bateful den

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: insecure rehab electric furnace

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077482)