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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Territorial greedy lay queen of the night
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Passionate sexy private investor

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Vigorous Embarrassed To The Bone Water Buffalo Volcanic Crater

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: bossy locus dingle berry



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Mentally impaired stead



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Milky Turdskin

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Milky Turdskin

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: motley hyperactive brethren half-breed



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Territorial greedy lay queen of the night

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Passionate sexy private investor

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Territorial greedy lay queen of the night

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Passionate sexy private investor

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: appetizing orchid weed whacker



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Trip free-loading church building gaming laptop

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: henna house

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Passionate sexy private investor

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Trip free-loading church building gaming laptop

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Passionate sexy private investor

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Trip free-loading church building gaming laptop

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: motley hyperactive brethren half-breed



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed karate

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Heady stage

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned kitchen

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Vigorous Embarrassed To The Bone Water Buffalo Volcanic Crater

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Heady stage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Thriller puce senate

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Embarrassed To The Bone Water Buffalo Volcanic Crater

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Passionate sexy private investor

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Supple charcoal potus death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Irradiated magenta pisswyrm

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Razzle twinkling coffee pot

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: talking sepia place of business business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: mildly autistic university boltzmann

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Trip free-loading church building gaming laptop

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Passionate sexy private investor

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic university boltzmann

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Passionate sexy private investor

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic university boltzmann

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Razzle twinkling coffee pot

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic university boltzmann

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Anal Home

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic university boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: cerebral citrine toaster locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: cerebral citrine toaster locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: cerise histrionic office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: geriatric kitty cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Territorial greedy lay queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: chrome abnormal base



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant box office becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Massive useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Heady stage

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic university boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: marvelous peach forum factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Cracking Fighting Center Organic Girlfriend



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: hideous new version



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: provocative haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy talented therapy pozpig



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: maroon laughsome milk community account



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring poppy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: provocative haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: pearl angry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: pearl angry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Nighttime electric nibblets

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: talking sepia place of business business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: rebellious keepsake machete resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Anal Home



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Azure violent hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Massive useless brakes

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Cobalt concupiscible circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: pearl angry meetinghouse

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Excitant Yapping Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: mustard corner legend

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: tripping infuriating school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: high-end sandwich

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic university boltzmann

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Anal Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Massive useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Flesh up-to-no-good field idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: rose nofapping lodge

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Comical abode yarmulke

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: shaky theater stage really tough guy

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Trip free-loading church building gaming laptop

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: big rusted rehab fat ankles

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Purple mewling brunch

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic university boltzmann

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: bossy locus dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Avocado Titillating Space Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: arousing patrolman tank

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Low-t plaza regret

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Chocolate lascivious national

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Trip free-loading church building gaming laptop

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Chocolate lascivious national

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: arousing patrolman tank

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Offensive Tantric Ticket Booth Striped Hyena

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: motley hyperactive brethren half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Bateful Gunner Native

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Massive useless brakes

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse old irish cottage

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: curious alcoholic mental disorder



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: very tactful white twinkling uncleanness

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: odious frozen psychic pistol



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating overrated azn spot



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Milky Turdskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Blue arrogant nursing home



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: geriatric kitty cat



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Fishy digit ratio



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Blue arrogant nursing home



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: geriatric kitty cat



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: clear unhinged round eye



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: fragrant knife

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: geriatric kitty cat



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Purple mewling brunch



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: 180 pale orchestra pit

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: cerebral citrine toaster locale



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: transparent vivacious hairy legs

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: transparent vivacious hairy legs



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: indecent church



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: bossy locus dingle berry



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: geriatric kitty cat



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: stimulating indian lodge people who are hurt



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: cerise histrionic office sneaky criminal



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored Thirsty Crotch

what a thread

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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Boyish balding electric furnace dilemma



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Sooty public bath party of the first part



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Thirsty Crotch



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Thirsty Crotch



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Abusive Cumskin School



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Boyish balding electric furnace dilemma



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: pearly misanthropic faggot firefighter

lol faggot

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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Passionate sexy private investor

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: chartreuse boistinker



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckoldry

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Fluffy charismatic rigor market



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: cerebral citrine toaster locale



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: cerebral citrine toaster locale



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: cerise histrionic office sneaky criminal

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Purple mewling brunch



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: wonderful whorehouse roommate



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Mischievous amber gas station affirmative action



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: claret clown

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: cerebral citrine toaster locale

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: indigo kink-friendly indirect expression newt

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: elite obsidian trump supporter



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: geriatric kitty cat



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: geriatric kitty cat



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: elite obsidian trump supporter



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: bearded bright headpube dragon

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: stirring burgundy athletic conference



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy step-uncle's house



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: cordovan diverse trailer park



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Fishy digit ratio



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: stimulating indian lodge people who are hurt

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Sickened Blood Rage Theatre

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: elite obsidian trump supporter



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Aromatic sound barrier



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: geriatric kitty cat



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Aromatic sound barrier



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: very tactful white twinkling uncleanness

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Sinister hairraiser friendly grandma

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Red philosopher-king

LOOOOOOOL

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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: provocative haunted graveyard



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Dark Coldplay Fan Depressive



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Red philosopher-king

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Dark Coldplay Fan Depressive

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Red philosopher-king

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Red philosopher-king

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Fluffy charismatic rigor market



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: brilliant domesticated station trust fund



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: geriatric kitty cat



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating spectacular candlestick maker



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: bespoke adventurous main people dysfunction

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy talented therapy pozpig

"I always liked to read and to write."

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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated swashbuckling liquid oxygen



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Mischievous amber gas station affirmative action



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz salmon stag film chad

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: glittery property travel guidebook



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruddy state

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Boyish balding electric furnace dilemma



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Galvanic medicated degenerate range

(Doodikof)

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: carmine irate generalized bond sanctuary

lol fucking gook

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Mentally impaired stead

this was jjc right?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Mischievous amber gas station affirmative action

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077482)