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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
henna boistinker
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
maroon stage giraffe
  07/20/17
Waddled here
twisted philosopher-king dilemma
  07/20/17
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henna boistinker
  07/20/17
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Amber sinister lettuce address
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
sapphire shrine really tough guy
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
twisted philosopher-king dilemma
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Dashing Peach Place Of Business Field
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
twisted philosopher-king dilemma
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
fiercely-loyal stag film nowag
  10/18/21
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Beady-eyed Aqua Internal Respiration
  07/20/17
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Flirting Ticket Booth Clown
  07/20/17
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big hot feces range
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Flirting Ticket Booth Clown
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
aromatic useless private investor point
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
avocado community account
  07/20/17
Titcq
Amber sinister lettuce address
  07/20/17
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rough-skinned arousing brunch associate
  03/02/18
Yes.
henna boistinker
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Blathering Karate
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
Gold State
  07/20/17
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flatulent snowy space
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
aromatic useless private investor point
  07/20/17
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henna boistinker
  08/01/17
...
flatulent snowy space
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
twisted philosopher-king dilemma
  08/01/17
...
henna boistinker
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Unhinged Toilet Seat
  09/18/17
cq
Razzle cuck location
  09/18/17
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Impressive Demanding Nursing Home
  09/04/21
...
henna boistinker
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
amethyst effete church building
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
henna boistinker
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
avocado community account
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
henna boistinker
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
floppy medicated stead love of her life
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
avocado community account
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Razzle cuck location
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
Aquamarine razzle-dazzle resort famous landscape painting
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
mind-boggling temple
  03/02/18
...
henna boistinker
  07/24/18
...
henna boistinker
  02/19/19
...
henna boistinker
  10/31/19
id do this for free
Blathering Karate
  10/31/19
...
Translucent trump supporter potus
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Milky ratface goyim
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Light tantric corn cake
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Impressive Demanding Nursing Home
  09/04/21
...
twisted philosopher-king dilemma
  06/18/25
...
henna boistinker
  10/18/21
...
Translucent trump supporter potus
  06/23/22
...
Translucent trump supporter potus
  12/14/23
...
Translucent trump supporter potus
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
magenta haunted graveyard
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
purple talented persian forum
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
twisted philosopher-king dilemma
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: henna boistinker

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: maroon stage giraffe

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: twisted philosopher-king dilemma

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: henna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Amber sinister lettuce address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: sapphire shrine really tough guy

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: twisted philosopher-king dilemma

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Dashing Peach Place Of Business Field

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: twisted philosopher-king dilemma

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stag film nowag

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Aqua Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Flirting Ticket Booth Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: big hot feces range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Flirting Ticket Booth Clown

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: aromatic useless private investor point

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: avocado community account

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Amber sinister lettuce address

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned arousing brunch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: henna boistinker

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Blathering Karate

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Gold State

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: flatulent snowy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: aromatic useless private investor point

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: henna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: flatulent snowy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: twisted philosopher-king dilemma

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: henna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Unhinged Toilet Seat

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Razzle cuck location

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Impressive Demanding Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: henna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: amethyst effete church building

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: henna boistinker

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: avocado community account

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: henna boistinker

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: floppy medicated stead love of her life

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: avocado community account

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Razzle cuck location

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine razzle-dazzle resort famous landscape painting

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling temple

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: henna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: henna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: henna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Blathering Karate

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Translucent trump supporter potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Milky ratface goyim

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Light tantric corn cake

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Impressive Demanding Nursing Home

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: twisted philosopher-king dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: henna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Translucent trump supporter potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Translucent trump supporter potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Translucent trump supporter potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: magenta haunted graveyard

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: purple talented persian forum

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: twisted philosopher-king dilemma

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49027937)