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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Shaky hell
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
carmine cuckoldry patrolman
  11/22/17
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Lilac Parlour Candlestick Maker
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
Primrose faggotry dog poop
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Shaky hell
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
Primrose faggotry dog poop
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
dead brass karate field
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
lime church dingle berry
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
grizzly institution son of senegal
  11/22/17
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clear station
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Rose soul-stirring fat ankles property
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
Chocolate pontificating indian lodge azn
  11/22/17
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vermilion talented generalized bond
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Titillating Aqua Lodge Party Of The First Part
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
Primrose faggotry dog poop
  11/22/17
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Fragrant Translucent French Chef Trailer Park
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grizzly institution son of senegal
  11/22/17
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Rose soul-stirring fat ankles property
  11/22/17
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Drunken wrinkle orchestra pit
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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Rose soul-stirring fat ankles property
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
Orchid out-of-control lettuce liquid oxygen
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Shaky hell
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
Orchid out-of-control lettuce liquid oxygen
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
grizzly institution son of senegal
  11/22/17
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Black heady abode brethren
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Dull Excitant Church Building
  11/22/17
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Drunken wrinkle orchestra pit
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
magenta marketing idea
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
Alcoholic glittery stage
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Rusted circlehead crotch
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
smoky indirect expression
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
Orchid out-of-control lettuce liquid oxygen
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Shaky hell
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
exciting locale knife
  11/22/17
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Fishy Cerebral Theater
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
Black heady abode brethren
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
Ebony Digit Ratio Depressive
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
Drunken wrinkle orchestra pit
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Rusted circlehead crotch
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
Drunken wrinkle orchestra pit
  11/22/17
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Shaky hell
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
  08/28/25


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Shaky hell

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: carmine cuckoldry patrolman

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Lilac Parlour Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Primrose faggotry dog poop

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Shaky hell

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Primrose faggotry dog poop

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: dead brass karate field

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: lime church dingle berry

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: grizzly institution son of senegal

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: clear station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Rose soul-stirring fat ankles property

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Chocolate pontificating indian lodge azn

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: vermilion talented generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Titillating Aqua Lodge Party Of The First Part

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Primrose faggotry dog poop

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Translucent French Chef Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: grizzly institution son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Rose soul-stirring fat ankles property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: tan beady-eyed genital piercing university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Drunken wrinkle orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Rose soul-stirring fat ankles property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Orchid out-of-control lettuce liquid oxygen

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Shaky hell

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Orchid out-of-control lettuce liquid oxygen

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: grizzly institution son of senegal

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Black heady abode brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Dull Excitant Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Drunken wrinkle orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: magenta marketing idea

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic glittery stage

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Rusted circlehead crotch

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: smoky indirect expression

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Orchid out-of-control lettuce liquid oxygen

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Shaky hell

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: exciting locale knife

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Fishy Cerebral Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Black heady abode brethren

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Ebony Digit Ratio Depressive

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Drunken wrinkle orchestra pit

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Rusted circlehead crotch

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Drunken wrinkle orchestra pit

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Shaky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#49220312)