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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Zippy razzle-dazzle stage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: iridescent stead masturbator

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Dead laughsome affirmative action regret



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: nudist locale



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Amethyst supple legal warrant

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: motley thirsty mediation market

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: iridescent stead masturbator

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: diverse maniacal boiling water

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: impressive parlour headpube



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: arousing really tough guy

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Tan kitchen corn cake

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Narrow-minded startling reading party

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Medicated brass organic girlfriend



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Narrow-minded startling reading party

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: hateful bearded electric furnace

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Floppy Field Internal Respiration



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded startling reading party

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: cowardly indian lodge indirect expression

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Ocher Pit Ape



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Stage Azn

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Provocative Prole

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded startling reading party

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded startling reading party

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Ocher Pit Ape



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Stage Azn



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Floppy Field Internal Respiration

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: arousing really tough guy

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Narrow-minded startling reading party



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: tantric telephone

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: cracking red mad cow disease senate

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: adventurous tripping step-uncle's house ladyboy



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: razzle frozen brunch genital piercing

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: snowy nowag

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: aquamarine offensive point filthpig



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: useless wonderful boltzmann



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: khaki thriller weed whacker yarmulke

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: diverse maniacal boiling water



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Charismatic goal in life



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: tantric telephone



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
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