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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Slap-happy Factory Reset Button Incel
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
beta dingle berry
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Slap-happy Factory Reset Button Incel
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Nudist impressive useless brakes
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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Talented twinkling uncleanness
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Nudist impressive useless brakes
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
beta dingle berry
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Talented twinkling uncleanness
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Nudist impressive useless brakes
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God I fucking hate you
Talented twinkling uncleanness
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Nudist impressive useless brakes
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Talented twinkling uncleanness
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Nudist impressive useless brakes
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Talented twinkling uncleanness
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Nudist impressive useless brakes
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Talented twinkling uncleanness
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Nudist impressive useless brakes
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Nudist impressive useless brakes
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Slap-happy Factory Reset Button Incel



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: beta dingle berry

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy Factory Reset Button Incel

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Indigo trip state

(((crows)))

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: cowardly hateful locus

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: bronze offensive parlour



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling persian



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: wonderful fantasy-prone philosopher-king resort



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Zombie-like Sinister Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: glittery cyan stock car field

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: citrine site



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: low-t double fault potus



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: citrine site



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Mewling Address Pisswyrm

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: bronze offensive parlour



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Seedy Parlor Depressive



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: citrine site



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: chrome crusty theatre becky

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: navy gas station



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling persian



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Talented twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Talented twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: beta dingle berry

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Talented twinkling uncleanness

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Talented twinkling uncleanness

God I fucking hate you

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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Talented twinkling uncleanness

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Talented twinkling uncleanness

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Talented twinkling uncleanness

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Big Box Office

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Big Box Office



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: lascivious claret set crotch

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac feces

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Massive dilemma sound barrier



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: ocher vigorous shrine macaca

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz abode giraffe

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: impertinent nursing home



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Massive dilemma sound barrier

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: tan house idea he suggested

lol johnsmeyer

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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: glittery cyan stock car field

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: cowardly hateful locus

Coincidence that crows are black?

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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: 180 bawdyhouse

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Talented twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: lascivious claret set crotch

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: hot ceo elastic band



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Nudist impressive useless brakes

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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