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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: motley school multi-billionaire

hardball with opposing counsel. The client wants the most leverage at the settlement table, so let's put this brief on the front burner and get it filed by Wednesday at the latest. I know it's a holiday so feel free to get started tomorrow morning. Please shepardize each case they cited in their last brief and create a list of all decisions critical of their citations. We want to cite them all. No room for holes on this one. How is 1:00 PM tomorrow for a pow wow on the initial list of cases?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738056)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: exhilarant fuchsia institution community account

TOXIC

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Mood



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: azure charismatic twinkling uncleanness elastic band



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Frisky Forum Karate

good god man

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Burgundy Base Associate

so glad I didn't go to law school

I would've blown my brains out by now, no doubt in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738126)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: motley school multi-billionaire

Really need you to be a team player on this and reschedule your suicide for after Wednesday. The whole team has been working hard and, frankly, you were not that responsive this weekend. Your attention to this brief until Wednesday is really expected here. This firm is not the Bush League. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738135)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Base Associate

with 100% honesty, do partners really say shit exactly like this? How do you resist the urge to show up with a gun and send them all to hell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738138)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: ruddy heady meetinghouse corn cake

No bullshit, yes. Partners write or say shit like this all the time. I have a coping mechanism where I just pretend nothing at work is actually directed to me, it is not really me that does the job, it's just some character I play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738149)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Burgundy Base Associate

180 coping mechanism

I just couldn't do it, man. I don't have it in me. I'm a proud formerly elite burnout, happy to make 50-60k if it means I don't have to put up with bullshit like that.

I think I'm just gonna reverse big willie pwn life and marry my old FWB from UG who's about to start residency and will make way way more than me forever. We still talk and have a half-serious "pact" that if we're both single at 30, we'll get back together and that's approaching fast

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Base Associate

UNGGHHHHH literally 30 minutes after making this poast, she called me to ask if I could help her with her personal statement and said she's applying for a few places near me and we should hang out if she gets one of them 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738567)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: provocative scourge upon the earth

I don't even know you, but this is very exciting

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Burgundy Base Associate

yeah I only had one organic HS gf (my senior year), and she turned out to be total trash in the end (tons of tats, gauges in her ears, nipple piercings, HERPES, etc.) so i don't pine for her at all in these threads. Then my actual LTRs after that all ended in NOCONTACT, only really think about one of them while jerking off. This girl I'm describing really wanted to date me senior year of UG after we were hooking up for months, and I shot her down because I didn't want to be in a relationship with the uncertainty of post-graduation plans. That was literally the only reason I didn't end up locking her down, which I still regret. Somehow she still wants me despite my much less prestigious career path compared to her, and I might actually have a shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738659)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: territorial free-loading chad degenerate

I wish you good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36739052)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Burgundy Base Associate

ty friend

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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: flirting dopamine plaza

So where are we at on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#49259218)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: cracking parlour candlestick maker

at least you make what a CEO makes. try getting by on 65k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Burgundy Base Associate

I do it just fine, man

no debt whatsoever, low COL city, it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: citrine zippy really tough guy

Lol, 180

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: ruddy heady meetinghouse corn cake



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: brindle demanding ceo coffee pot

I have other matters with earlier deadlines. The opposing brief is dense and the case cites are long and several are obscure. If you need to talk by Tuesday and file Wednesday, there are other people available.

Martin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36739201)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring shitlib

Thanks. Can you call to discuss? I’m on my mobile. Isaac.

Sent from my Blackberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36739213)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: House-broken azn

how does this discussion typically go if u call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36739253)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Cowardly boistinker tattoo



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Low-t charcoal jewess



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: vivacious legal warrant goyim



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: thriller generalized bond office

why do you do this

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Mustard menage keepsake machete

bro this literally happened to me, not flame last Christmas. The partner emailed and called me all Sunday morning and night and asking for the list. I ignored everything. Around 9pm she emailed me saying forget and she did it and to come talk first thing. Monday I walked in and said I was sick. I was let go two months later. I didn't give a shit I had another job waiting

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: motley school multi-billionaire

180

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine genital piercing crotch

*instead prepares discrimination lawsuit regarding the use of the term "pow wow" because your grandma said once after six glasses of rose that she was 1/64 native american*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2).#36738324)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Ivory Lodge Mood



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: French Lay Gaming Laptop

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring shitlib



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring shitlib



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: glittery theater legend



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: bisexual razzle-dazzle locus skinny woman



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: House-broken azn

*breaks into high-pitched shrieking fit on airplane*

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Date: September 4th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: motley school multi-billionaire



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: flushed death wish

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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Dull violent range



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:45 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: brindle demanding ceo coffee pot



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 9:05 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring shitlib



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:59 PM
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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:26 AM
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Date: September 4th, 2018 11:01 AM
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