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reminder: nobody really understands how computers work AT ALL

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the res...
startled cruise ship
  11/14/18
Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working tr...
comical hyperactive tanning salon
  12/12/18
(circuits masterman)
blue electric gunner
  11/14/18
its ones and zeroes
Razzmatazz geriatric trump supporter
  11/14/18
Seems straightforwardly wrong
hideous trust fund
  11/14/18
I don't follow.
Purple Brunch
  11/14/18
i was going to make basically the same thread, but about mod...
concupiscible abode
  11/14/18
What
hideous trust fund
  11/14/18
like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye,...
concupiscible abode
  11/14/18
i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, ...
bipolar casino
  06/30/25
high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which ar...
vermilion jew lettuce
  11/14/18
just so!
startled cruise ship
  11/14/18
Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory ...
Purple Brunch
  11/14/18
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primrose selfie
  02/17/19
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startled cruise ship
  11/16/18
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startled cruise ship
  12/12/18
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTg...
Aromatic sickened death wish
  12/12/18
this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is th...
startled cruise ship
  12/12/18
Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where ...
Aromatic sickened death wish
  12/12/18
(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)
startled cruise ship
  12/12/18
If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for y...
Aromatic sickened death wish
  12/12/18
lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.
startled cruise ship
  12/12/18
lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives ...
shimmering racy potus
  12/12/18
...
harsh puppy indian lodge
  12/12/18
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marvelous mediation pervert
  12/13/18
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Ungodly lake principal's office
  12/13/18
There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you o...
Wonderful senate
  12/12/18
I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away ...
honey-headed travel guidebook rigor
  12/12/18
How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's ...
bearded stimulating half-breed house
  12/12/18
utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the ide...
pink patrolman ceo
  12/12/18
Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approach...
Curious indigo forum crotch
  12/12/18
we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabricati...
pink patrolman ceo
  12/12/18
You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with ...
Curious indigo forum crotch
  12/12/18
no idea
pink patrolman ceo
  12/12/18
Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase i...
provocative coffee pot
  12/13/18
it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are i...
startled cruise ship
  12/12/18
wait what
pink patrolman ceo
  12/12/18
maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but yo...
startled cruise ship
  12/12/18
...
shimmering racy potus
  12/12/18
...
Wonderful senate
  12/12/18
...
Wonderful senate
  12/12/18
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motley frozen hell
  02/17/19
Computer tp poasted this flame
Wonderful senate
  01/10/21
have you ever OPENED a computer? it's just a bunch of littl...
diverse ladyboy
  12/12/18
made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "eng...
startled cruise ship
  12/12/18
This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, ...
sexy vivacious orchestra pit
  12/12/18
eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved ...
Ungodly lake principal's office
  12/12/18
what's graphite
honey-headed travel guidebook rigor
  12/13/18
...
marvelous mediation pervert
  12/13/18
no idea. fine, insert lead.
Ungodly lake principal's office
  12/13/18
cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit...
marvelous mediation pervert
  12/13/18
wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to ...
Ungodly lake principal's office
  12/13/18
should i get skippy or jif peanus butter? i'm going to ta...
Razzle-dazzle Area
  12/13/18
...
startled cruise ship
  02/17/19
...
startled cruise ship
  01/10/21
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
ocher spectacular stead karate
  01/10/21
Was going to make this same thread about iphones
heady home foreskin
  01/10/21
It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don&rsqu...
Kink-friendly base laser beams
  01/10/21
We all understand logic games buddy
Cream Menage Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
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startled cruise ship
  11/26/21
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startled cruise ship
  05/29/22
...
startled cruise ship
  06/30/25
you a HAM elmer or what
Iridescent doobsian resort coldplay fan
  06/30/25
maybe, but i don’t know what that is.
startled cruise ship
  06/30/25
Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.
hairless pistol
  06/30/25


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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: startled cruise ship

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the result of an inconceivably unlikely coincidence of pure random chance; an a.i. boltzmann brain. and the music could stop at any moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235683)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: comical hyperactive tanning salon

Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working transistor.

https://i.imgur.com/hFrQqjC.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393951)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: blue electric gunner

(circuits masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235686)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz geriatric trump supporter

its ones and zeroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235731)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: hideous trust fund

Seems straightforwardly wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235735)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Purple Brunch

I don't follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235737)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: concupiscible abode

i was going to make basically the same thread, but about modern day cars. their complexity is absurd and the likelihood that they should even work at all is astronomically small and unbelievable; a proof of God that you can physically get into and drive to the supermarket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235746)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: hideous trust fund

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235750)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: concupiscible abode

like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye, but about cars instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235800)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bipolar casino

i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, family in tow.

a dozen other people were doing it, and Id done it 10000000 times.

we just presume, yeah these tires will work and avert the cliff we are hurdling to at unnatural speeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#49061482)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: vermilion jew lettuce

high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which are used to implement logic and arithmetic, organized into more or less complicated control flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235754)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: startled cruise ship

just so!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235780)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Purple Brunch

Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory management. Instruction sets and compilers.

This is all well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37235785)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: primrose selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37797523)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: startled cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37243183)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: startled cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393567)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Aromatic sickened death wish

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTgA1cVbGtIafoKH3uIOwI0XEQ5S7Djd1BibWursVVGVKFQNA

Not that fucking hard bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393587)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: startled cruise ship

this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is the sound of the gods bowling or whatever. it makes sense based on our woefully insufficient understanding but is completely made up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393600)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: Aromatic sickened death wish

Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where are you trying to go with this?

If the Vikings had some theory about lightning and Thor, and were able to use that theory to land a space craft on an asteroid, that would seem to lend credibility to that theory.

If you feel perplexed by computers, maybe take a couple beginner EE/CS classes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393627)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: startled cruise ship

(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393664)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Aromatic sickened death wish

If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for yourself?

https://eater.net/8bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393745)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: startled cruise ship

lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393865)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: shimmering racy potus

lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives me porn. not buying it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393679)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: harsh puppy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393683)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: marvelous mediation pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37401308)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Ungodly lake principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37401309)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Wonderful senate

There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you only if you've spent enough time in advanced electrical engineering courses: MOSFETs and other types of transistors found in processors don't actually behave as described in those circuit diagrams; their behavior is in a hazy state between randomness and determinacy, which can only be poorly approximated with existing mathematical tools. CPU speeds are "heuristic" values that don't actually measure anything, but rather they're based on arbitrary standards without any physical reference. The same is true for memory, storage, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393660)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: honey-headed travel guidebook rigor

I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away into mysticism. This is evidence that there's a ghost in the machine, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393702)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: bearded stimulating half-breed house

How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's like car RPM, but instead of a 360° turn of the wheels, a cpu clockspeed is it performing one full cycle of fetch-calc-send?

Edit: "To ensure proper operation of the CPU, the clock period is longer than the maximum time needed for all signals to propagate (move) through the CPU. In setting the clock period to a value well above the worst-case propagation delay, it is possible to design the entire CPU and the way it moves data around the "edges" of the rising and falling clock signal. This has the advantage of simplifying the CPU significantly, both from a design perspective and a component-count perspective. However, it also carries the disadvantage that the entire CPU must wait on its slowest elements, even though some portions of it are much faster. This limitation has largely been compensated for by various methods of increasing CPU parallelism"

Is that what you're talking about?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393754)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:59 AM
Author: pink patrolman ceo

utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the idea that they dont behave as designed is flame (excluding manufacturing/design defects). inverters invert, PLLs generate clock signals, ADC/DAC convert signals etc etc

CPU speeds are rough approximations to indicate speed at which the chip operates. it does mean something. try running latest video games on pentium processors if they dont mean anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393784)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Curious indigo forum crotch

Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approaching quantum mechanical physics due to feature sizes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393793)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: pink patrolman ceo

we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabrication/manufacturing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393848)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Curious indigo forum crotch

You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with their 10nm node?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393856)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: pink patrolman ceo

no idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393866)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: provocative coffee pot

Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase in defects. The upcoming move to Extreme UV for below 10nm will allow them to move back to single pattern layers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37401319)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: startled cruise ship

it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are in this obvious lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393862)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: pink patrolman ceo

wait what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393868)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: startled cruise ship

maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but you’re one of the people that benefits from perpetuating this ridiculous charade. in the end that’s probably worse, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393872)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: shimmering racy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393879)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Wonderful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37398801)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Wonderful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37398426)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: motley frozen hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37797520)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: Wonderful senate

Computer tp poasted this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#41724245)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: diverse ladyboy

have you ever OPENED a computer?

it's just a bunch of little wires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: startled cruise ship

made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "engineers" patting themselves on the back all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393678)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: sexy vivacious orchestra pit

This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, but literally no individual knows how to make one: https://www.econlib.org/library/Essays/rdPncl.html?chapter_num=2#book-reader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393714)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: Ungodly lake principal's office

eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved pieces of wood then crimp tin around components'. and everyone knows how they work - graphite stick paper make mark rubber make graphite unstick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37393858)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: honey-headed travel guidebook rigor

what's graphite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37401299)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: marvelous mediation pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37401310)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Ungodly lake principal's office

no idea. fine, insert lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37401311)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: marvelous mediation pervert

cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit and safely mining it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37401352)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Ungodly lake principal's office

wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to extract lead

EZPZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37401431)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Area

should i get skippy or jif peanus butter?

i'm going to target later.

and don't tell me peanus butter is faggot, i know that already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37401369)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: startled cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#37796850)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: startled cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#41724226)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: ocher spectacular stead karate

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#41724259)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: heady home foreskin

Was going to make this same thread about iphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#41724261)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly base laser beams

It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don’t understand them because you’re all polisci shitheads and not alpha stem bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#41724271)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Cream Menage Queen Of The Night

We all understand logic games buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#49061510)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: startled cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#43511565)



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Date: May 29th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: startled cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#44595289)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: startled cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#49061461)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Iridescent doobsian resort coldplay fan

you a HAM elmer or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#49061478)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: startled cruise ship

maybe, but i don’t know what that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#49061919)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: hairless pistol

Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2).#49061504)