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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
chrome frum whorehouse persian
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
massive senate
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
floppy plaza sneaky criminal
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
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  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
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  03/26/19
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  03/26/19
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floppy plaza sneaky criminal
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
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  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
floppy plaza sneaky criminal
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
massive senate
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Frisky Alcoholic Set Half-breed
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
floppy plaza sneaky criminal
  03/26/19
180
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  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
floppy plaza sneaky criminal
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
stirring theater
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
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  08/06/19
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  03/26/19
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razzle-dazzle sadistic people who are hurt
  03/26/19
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stimulating iridescent pit
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Duck-like embarrassed to the bone psychic business firm
  03/26/19
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Frisky Alcoholic Set Half-breed
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
floppy plaza sneaky criminal
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
Soul-stirring travel guidebook queen of the night
  03/26/19
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Duck-like embarrassed to the bone psychic business firm
  03/26/19
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Fuchsia piazza
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Honey-headed fat ankles cuckold
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
stirring theater
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Ruby beady-eyed range doctorate
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
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  03/26/19
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  06/18/19
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  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
stirring theater
  03/26/19
cr
Ruby beady-eyed range doctorate
  03/26/19
Zoho
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  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
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  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
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  03/26/19
...
Jet stead pozpig
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Fuchsia piazza
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
multi-colored glassy abode
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Provocative shaky mental disorder
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
vengeful water buffalo property
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
multi-colored glassy abode
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Duck-like embarrassed to the bone psychic business firm
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
angry know-it-all casino toaster
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
purple theatre party of the first part
  08/07/19
Boom might now
self-centered indecent sex offender community account
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Brass aggressive home goal in life
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Idiotic institution affirmative action
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
purple theatre party of the first part
  08/07/19
...
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  11/09/19
...
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  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
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  06/26/25
forces sales
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  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: chrome frum whorehouse persian

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: massive senate

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: floppy plaza sneaky criminal

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: ruddy indian lodge ladyboy

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Frisky Alcoholic Set Half-breed

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: chrome frum whorehouse persian



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: mildly autistic erotic sanctuary



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: floppy plaza sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: unhinged lemon masturbator candlestick maker

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: floppy plaza sneaky criminal

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: massive senate

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Frisky Alcoholic Set Half-breed

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: floppy plaza sneaky criminal

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Racy rambunctious dopamine international law enforcement agency

180

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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: floppy plaza sneaky criminal

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: stirring theater

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: angry know-it-all casino toaster

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: ruddy indian lodge ladyboy



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sadistic people who are hurt



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: stimulating iridescent pit



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Duck-like embarrassed to the bone psychic business firm

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Frisky Alcoholic Set Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: floppy plaza sneaky criminal

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring travel guidebook queen of the night

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Duck-like embarrassed to the bone psychic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed fat ankles cuckold

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: stirring theater

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Ruby beady-eyed range doctorate

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring travel guidebook queen of the night

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Ruby beady-eyed range doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring travel guidebook queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring travel guidebook queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: stirring theater

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Ruby beady-eyed range doctorate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Shimmering faggot firefighter base

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: awkward copper point circlehead

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Bespoke insane chapel degenerate

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Jet stead pozpig



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia piazza

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: multi-colored glassy abode

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Provocative shaky mental disorder

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: vengeful water buffalo property

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: multi-colored glassy abode

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Duck-like embarrassed to the bone psychic business firm

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: angry know-it-all casino toaster

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: purple theatre party of the first part

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: self-centered indecent sex offender community account

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Brass aggressive home goal in life

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Idiotic institution affirmative action

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: purple theatre party of the first part

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: self-centered indecent sex offender community account



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: chrome frum whorehouse persian



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: turquoise wonderful voyeur stag film

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Burgundy Mood Step-uncle's House

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#49051946)