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Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
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  07/21/19
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Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
big affirmative action
  12/20/20
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Concupiscible rehab indirect expression
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Snowy Corner
  08/21/19
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MFCR alert
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  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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  08/21/19
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titillating flickering corn cake area
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Cracking unhinged kitchen regret
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Snowy Corner
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
French School Cafeteria Bbw
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emergency money
Snowy Corner
  08/21/19
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metal wine crotch dopamine
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canary lay
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canary lay
  09/10/21
You’re poor
chartreuse new version cuckoldry
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
aphrodisiac mediation
  09/01/19
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metal wine crotch dopamine
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
arousing fear-inspiring black woman circlehead
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
titillating flickering corn cake area
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
splenetic lodge
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
bonkers sneaky criminal digit ratio
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Talented Site Feces
  09/10/21
great thread
Adventurous Bronze Mood
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Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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  04/10/23
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Concupiscible rehab indirect expression
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i love men
Adventurous Bronze Mood
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Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
aphrodisiac mediation
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
shaky sick step-uncle's house
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Outnumbered sickened wagecucks
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: big affirmative action

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible rehab indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Snowy Corner

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Vengeful Meetinghouse Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring black woman circlehead

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: French School Cafeteria Bbw

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: titillating flickering corn cake area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Cracking unhinged kitchen regret

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Snowy Corner

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: French School Cafeteria Bbw

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Snowy Corner

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: metal wine crotch dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: canary lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: canary lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: chartreuse new version cuckoldry

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mediation

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: metal wine crotch dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring black woman circlehead

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: titillating flickering corn cake area

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: splenetic lodge

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: bonkers sneaky criminal digit ratio

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Talented Site Feces

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Adventurous Bronze Mood

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible rehab indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Adventurous Bronze Mood

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mediation

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: shaky sick step-uncle's house

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered sickened wagecucks

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49111460)