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OH GOD, OH-
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French Set Foreskin
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LJL @ poors
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MFCR alert
thriller affirmative action
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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bonkers karate dragon
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
lime adventurous hospital
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topaz yarmulke stage
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comical roast beef center
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emergency money
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Swollen cracking garrison
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Smoky half-breed
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Smoky half-breed
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hehe
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harsh galvanic sweet tailpipe boiling water
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You’re poor
Territorial exhilarant market associate
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
azure dilemma athletic conference
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
bateful parlour messiness
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Swollen cracking garrison
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I just got one of these too FML
thriller affirmative action
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
azure dilemma athletic conference
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How poor are you fuckers?
bonkers karate dragon
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
azure dilemma athletic conference
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Pontificating Scourge Upon The Earth Library
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
azure dilemma athletic conference
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Doobsian community account
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
azure dilemma athletic conference
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
wonderful pea-brained gunner police squad
  09/10/21
great thread
Aqua wrinkle school cafeteria
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azure dilemma athletic conference
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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French Set Foreskin
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i love men
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How are you this poor
bateful parlour messiness
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
azure dilemma athletic conference
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Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Jet-lagged base prole
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
azure dilemma athletic conference
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: harsh galvanic sweet tailpipe boiling water

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: French Set Foreskin



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: topaz yarmulke stage

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Knife Meetinghouse



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: thriller affirmative action

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: comical roast beef center

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: bonkers karate dragon



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: lime adventurous hospital

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: topaz yarmulke stage

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: comical roast beef center

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: topaz yarmulke stage

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Swollen cracking garrison



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Smoky half-breed



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Smoky half-breed



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Glittery walnut parlor faggot firefighter

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: harsh galvanic sweet tailpipe boiling water



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Territorial exhilarant market associate

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: bateful parlour messiness

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Swollen cracking garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: thriller affirmative action

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: bonkers karate dragon

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Pontificating Scourge Upon The Earth Library

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Doobsian community account

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: wonderful pea-brained gunner police squad

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Aqua wrinkle school cafeteria

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: French Set Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Aqua wrinkle school cafeteria

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: bateful parlour messiness

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Jet-lagged base prole

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: azure dilemma athletic conference

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49430061)