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Date: December 25th, 2019 4:03 PM Author: stimulating locale
WALT: SKYLAR! Do you even know what I have DONE--what I have GONE th--
*6'5" black guy enters kitchen, holding a bowl full of cereal*
TYRONE: Ayo Walt dafuq da milk at you bald ass white bitch? Dis nigga ain't eatin no dry Cookie Crisp
WALT: Uhh I think it's in the fridge behind the orange juice Tyrone. Sorry. Anyway Skylar do you know what I have DONE to PROVIDE FOR THIS FAMILY?
*Skylar gives Walt a death stare, begins looking over to Tyrone, rummaging through the fridge*
SKYLAR: PROVIDE? Provide for this family? You can't even provide Tyrone milk!
TYRONE: Yea you all outta milk dawg!
WALTER: ARGH! *storms out and gets into his Pontiac Aztec, starts driving to grocery store*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408223&forum_id=2).#39324239) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2020 3:01 PM Author: stimulating locale
Marcus, waiting for D'A'Von'tius to finish up with Skylar in the other room, takes a spot on the couch next to Walt Jr., who is watching Japanese cartoons. Marcus, like Walt Jr., has cerebral palsy but, unlike Walt Jr., he gets pussy because he's black and thus completely lacks inhibition. New spin off series where Marcus takes Walt Jr. under his wing and they leave ABQ to keep road tripping down Route 66 as they hit up every dive bar, meth den, and strip club that catches their eye. All sorts of sexual hijinks ensue.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408223&forum_id=2).#39534252) |
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