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Fucked my slutty sister-in-law once 3 months ago, got herpes

Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
he's hung
twinkling field
  06/27/20
LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men&rdquo...
charcoal adventurous reading party
  07/01/20
...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  09/17/20
im loling at this map. korean and indian "men" li...
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  06/06/21
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  07/02/20
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Aqua Motley Box Office
  06/27/20
do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose yo...
Hairraiser roommate
  06/27/20
I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady
Charismatic offensive elastic band
  06/27/20
No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your...
Charismatic offensive elastic band
  06/27/20
Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever.
Charismatic offensive elastic band
  06/27/20
Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? H...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
under the bartell test court’s presume that the male g...
Hairraiser roommate
  06/27/20
wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven...
Hairraiser roommate
  06/27/20
the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original ma...
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  06/28/20
Lol wtf kind of “test” is that
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  06/27/20
180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything. ...
Spectacular Sanctuary
  06/28/20
Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
Lol
Exhilarant maroon turdskin ladyboy
  07/01/20
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  11/29/22
You said you "just found out" though. You willing ...
Charismatic offensive elastic band
  06/27/20
about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise? ...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge ...
Charismatic offensive elastic band
  06/27/20
Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have s...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without h...
Charismatic offensive elastic band
  06/27/20
get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have ...
electric halford international law enforcement agency
  06/27/20
First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, ...
electric halford international law enforcement agency
  06/27/20
is it your brothers wife or your wifes sister
disgusting excitant resort azn
  06/27/20
Wife’s sister
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
Story?
Bateful Nibblets
  06/27/20
She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
You fucked your wife's sister in your house while your wife ...
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  06/27/20
Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs.
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
Wtf, how big is your house?
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  06/27/20
4500 square feet on a 1.5 acre lot, 5BR
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 s...
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  06/27/20
See above re: bathtime. Very well-established routine - ...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
180 May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she...
disrespectful national marketing idea
  06/27/20
It sounds like you’re a more successful and Chadly (bu...
Snowy rough-skinned principal's office
  06/27/20
Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml though for the r...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
you get a paternity test?
electric halford international law enforcement agency
  06/27/20
Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
I trust your judgment. I don't have kids yet. But, I figure...
electric halford international law enforcement agency
  06/27/20
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odious cruise ship useless brakes
  06/06/21
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at-the-ready primrose laser beams doctorate
  06/27/20
Lmao, i was thinking as I read this “this guy is like ...
Bright rebellious potus
  06/28/20
...
milky exciting party of the first part water buffalo
  06/29/20
Can't lie, I'm impressed.
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  06/27/20
In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the mast...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
...
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  06/27/20
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cerebral buff fat ankles
  11/22/23
Definitely heard that in Carmela Soprano’s shrill scre...
Bright rebellious potus
  06/27/20
my house is 5800 sq ft and i wouldn't DREAM of doing this.
startling comical keepsake machete
  06/27/20
My wife has a cute sis and OP's story is nuts.
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  06/27/20
both thought about it though, eh.
Soul-stirring Unhinged Genital Piercing Multi-billionaire
  11/14/20
lolwtf u kinda deserve it breh ONE | WRONG | MOVE
Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake
  06/27/20
This is pretty hot as I’ve wanted to fuck my wifes sis...
Bateful Nibblets
  06/27/20
Well if the opportunity ever comes along, protip: ask the sl...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
B O L D
Aqua Motley Box Office
  06/27/20
D A R I N G
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  06/27/20
...
Lemon spot incel
  06/27/20
High quality post, thank you
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  06/27/20
Might need to beat off to this later
wine hairy legs
  06/28/20
...
Ebony lascivious becky jewess
  06/28/20
Might need to beat off to this again
Passionate Puppy Tattoo
  06/28/20
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  06/29/20
FAP
Burgundy station
  07/01/20
incredible post
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  11/11/21
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Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake
  04/27/24
in that case ur wife probably has it too, sharefd toilet sea...
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  06/27/20
Cool story with zero pics
Cheese-eating alpha round eye
  06/27/20
in this case, i’ll pass on pics of a herpes infested c...
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  06/27/20
wtf have you no curiousity
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  06/27/20
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thriller school cafeteria weed whacker
  06/27/20
Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don&rsqu...
sickened jade church building
  06/27/20
what other stories do u have?
dull chapel
  06/27/20
The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once,...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro?
electric halford international law enforcement agency
  06/27/20
No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage whic...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry...
electric halford international law enforcement agency
  06/27/20
Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but ...
Puce Very Tactful Private Investor
  06/28/20
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Soul-stirring Unhinged Genital Piercing Multi-billionaire
  11/14/20
18000000000000
Passionate Puppy Tattoo
  06/28/20
Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, ...
wine hairy legs
  07/03/20
two subpoenas
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  07/05/20
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Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  02/05/21
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  06/06/21
great post colt
Cobalt pea-brained area cumskin
  06/27/20
thanks venkatesh
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
One of the beat flame threads in a while
Charismatic offensive elastic band
  06/27/20
I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some po...
hilarious house people who are hurt
  06/27/20
...
thriller school cafeteria weed whacker
  06/27/20
i instinctively ignore every nyuug poast
startling comical keepsake machete
  06/27/20
...
Charismatic offensive elastic band
  06/27/20
if that happens i'll edit op to just be a link to that study...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
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Spectacular Sanctuary
  06/28/20
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Passionate Puppy Tattoo
  06/28/20
He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread an...
irate elite preventive strike tank
  06/29/20
sigh
hilarious house people who are hurt
  06/30/20
...
Cobalt pea-brained area cumskin
  06/30/20
Prescient
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Yep
charcoal adventurous reading party
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White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/03/20
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Deep Idiot
  07/06/20
...
cocky razzmatazz hall cuckoldry
  06/11/22
Why does your wife’s sister hate your wife?
orange abode ratface
  06/27/20
My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herp...
electric halford international law enforcement agency
  06/27/20
If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/27/20
Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune tim...
Amethyst nighttime twinkling uncleanness blood rage
  06/27/20
Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
Deny and never ever look back. Unless that herp stays. Then ...
Bateful Nibblets
  06/29/20
...
Balding Opaque Regret Jew
  06/30/20
this is guaranteed. also "perhaps most importantly my s...
Hateful effete rigpig kitty
  07/01/20
lmao at the coathooks analogy, gonna use that at next availa...
at-the-ready primrose laser beams doctorate
  06/27/20
...
Bright rebellious potus
  06/28/20
...
idiotic zombie-like theater
  07/05/20
lmao
startling comical keepsake machete
  06/27/20
You're killing it ITT buddy.
Spectacular Sanctuary
  06/28/20
Women are garbage
misunderstood locale feces
  06/28/20
ty i like it here btw
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  06/28/20
...
wine hairy legs
  06/28/20
"her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite h...
curious deer antler crackhouse
  06/28/20
*salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a rol...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get...
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  06/28/20
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Nubile associate
  07/03/20
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al sapienza
  10/06/25
this is a breathtakingly good post
Cordovan Titillating Newt
  11/11/21
I would gladly get herpes if i could do this to my SIL
iridescent razzle senate knife
  06/27/20
(Ryan Giggs)
anal trip dilemma cuckold
  06/27/20
Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one
irradiated obsidian sneaky criminal
  06/27/20
Ok, not flame.... did I do that right?
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnan...
Scarlet hissy fit generalized bond
  06/28/20
I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first t...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
did she make a lot of noise? still seems really risky to ...
dull chapel
  06/28/20
Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your...
electric halford international law enforcement agency
  06/28/20
That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother. Answe...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
she didn't come because of him, exactly
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  06/28/20
A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is d...
wine hairy legs
  06/28/20
Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another t...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk?
Scarlet hissy fit generalized bond
  06/28/20
It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Chr...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
...
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  06/28/20
Lol why do we let women drive at all
Hideous bronze set dog poop
  06/28/20
(evan39 alt)
Mind-boggling Athletic Conference
  06/29/20
...
Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake
  06/29/20
been loling at this for 5 mins now
pungent forum
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...
Sadistic State
  11/26/20
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charcoal adventurous reading party
  08/03/23
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Diverse Library
  06/30/20
God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s...
Racy corner
  06/28/20
...
Passionate Puppy Tattoo
  07/01/20
I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at...
Bonkers psychic
  06/28/20
Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND ...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
Do you love your wife? 180 content creation for sure here...
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  06/28/20
She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be ...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/28/20
smartphones are a disaster
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  06/28/20
my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about ...
Scarlet hissy fit generalized bond
  06/28/20
This poast is toxic
iridescent razzle senate knife
  06/28/20
this is every so-called "mother" in 2020, really s...
irate elite preventive strike tank
  06/29/20
the storytelling ITT is almost too good to make it believabl...
Green Blathering Stage
  06/28/20
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dull chapel
  06/28/20
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Mind-boggling Athletic Conference
  06/29/20
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White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/01/20
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574291&mc=6...
180 ticket booth circlehead
  07/02/20
how does anyone who bangs chicks raw NOT have herpes? it's l...
Supple trust fund legal warrant
  06/29/20
No woman has ever done an Indecent Proposal type pussy flash...
Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend
  06/29/20
girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of...
Green Blathering Stage
  06/29/20
The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore...
Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend
  06/29/20
Basic instinct.
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  06/29/20
Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck ...
Spectacular Sanctuary
  06/29/20
Yeah, that one
Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend
  06/29/20
Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/30/20
https://youtu.be/y1taQl-wOmo
stirring yapping candlestick maker
  06/30/20
180
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/30/20
...
Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/20
What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again i...
Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend
  06/29/20
99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/30/20
I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like i...
Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/20
With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/30/20
Sell it. You want her to cum buckets from an intense mix of ...
Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/20
not even a single pic in this thread. great thread bro
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted?
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/30/20
...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
What the fuck is that supposed to be lmao
hyperactive theatre fanboi
  06/30/20
me GAPING the tiny pink dick OP
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
Link to the thread where you originally poasted this weird s...
hyperactive theatre fanboi
  06/30/20
shitmodded. you can blame your insane cumskin brethren for t...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
TPD OP DONE HERE
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
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Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
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Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
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Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&mc=166&a...
Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/20
OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmad...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread ...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
Day 1...no movement
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
What the fuck are you babbling about you 85 IQ nip?
misunderstood locale feces
  06/30/20
DELETED OP! NYUUG WINS! 180000000000000000000000000000000000...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
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Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
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Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
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Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
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Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
something is seriously wrong with you
hilarious house people who are hurt
  06/30/20
Why are people still treating this thread like it’s no...
Charismatic offensive elastic band
  06/30/20
Idk ask the other pumos next time you’re back at the c...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  06/30/20
Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental...
Drab Address
  06/30/20
cr if its flame who cares the OP is literally named tony ...
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  07/01/20
op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  06/30/20
You never post interesting or entertaining shit and just spa...
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  06/30/20
GAPEGAPEGAPE when TMF calls you boring and there's even a...
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/01/20
except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retar...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
This is an example of why you're so boring and irrelevant. ...
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  07/01/20
(guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
whenever i make the mistake of clicking on one of your autis...
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/01/20
lollercausting HARD@ this irate cumskin
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
(pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser who can't stand up ...
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/01/20
i will continue to fuck your women and post them here. dont ...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
post what where? link?
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/01/20
be sure to catch my next white girl fuck thread i post fr...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
(dishonest gook loser)
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/01/20
nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their wo...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang her...
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/01/20
WHYSOSERIOUS
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
Day 1... no movement
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/01/20
at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-tr...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of...
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/01/20
180000000000
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t kill...
charcoal adventurous reading party
  07/01/20
180000000000000
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
Day 2... no movement.
charcoal adventurous reading party
  07/01/20
Day 3... no movement
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/03/20
OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now!
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/03/20
link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active lin...
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/03/20
they see me WGWAGin, they hatin
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/03/20
that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don&rsq...
White Big Stage Pisswyrm
  07/03/20
If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about yo...
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  07/01/20
oh u mad
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
you are such a lame Jesus bro
Fuchsia skinny woman persian
  07/01/20
SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS http:...
Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant
  07/01/20
It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeye...
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  06/30/20
different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one see...
razzle-dazzle tantric dingle berry queen of the night
  07/01/20
makes me feel good about my sugar babbys
bearded piazza philosopher-king
  07/01/20
in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was so...
stimulating chestnut really tough guy ape
  07/01/20
Which, there were a few
Wonderful lay kitty cat
  07/01/20
classic tony ravioli detail
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  07/01/20
ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT
topaz half-breed hospital
  07/01/20
with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet.
razzle-dazzle tantric dingle berry queen of the night
  07/01/20
go away spaceporn
Infuriating center jap
  07/01/20
why does anyone engage with him, ever
Chartreuse meetinghouse
  07/01/20
Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't hel...
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  07/05/20
Update?
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  07/05/20
Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suici...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  07/06/20
You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as h...
Bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  07/06/20
...
Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  10/03/20
...
Beta impressive degenerate
  10/03/20
Hope there’s a Thanksgiving sequel
arousing range depressive
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SiL at Thanksgiving table, making inappropriate stuffing jok...
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orange abode ratface
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Can someone bump that thread about the handy at the BBQ. I ...
Cerise Appetizing Casino Police Squad
  11/13/20
Bump it yourself you lazy libfaggot
Emerald gaping
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Can’t believe I missed this thread before. 180 content...
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Soul-stirring Unhinged Genital Piercing Multi-billionaire
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My 10 year younger SIL might move in with us for a while... ...
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arousing range depressive
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I need an update on the current state of OP's marriage STAT
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Violent Apoplectic Prole
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dead embarrassed to the bone point mood
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Dashing garrison
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Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake
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Fantasy-prone Boistinker Pistol
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I would love an update on this. This is many a bro's fantas...
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  03/24/23
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Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple
  04/25/23
How have you not given herpes to your wife
Violent Apoplectic Prole
  04/25/23
they both have asymptomatic herpes now
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Burgundy station
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black brunch
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charcoal adventurous reading party
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GOAT SiL thread imo
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dead embarrassed to the bone point mood
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Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake
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al sapienza
  10/06/25
need to bump the columbus day thread too
Diamond Dallas Trump
  10/06/25
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al sapienza
  10/06/25
i d0on't remember this one. pls bump.
Life, Liberty & Levin
  10/06/25
I just did. Subj line is something about swiping on sister o...
al sapienza
  10/06/25
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a promise):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3748444/Erect-penis-sizes-compared-world.html

Thx to that pumo, TMF and others for going heavy with the insecticide when nyuug got uppity ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506007)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: twinkling field

he's hung

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506048)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:09 PM
Author: charcoal adventurous reading party

LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men” all have puny impotent sickly yellow SCIENCE-VERIFIED little critdicks, just LOLLERCAUST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531893)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40933219)



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Date: June 6th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: odious cruise ship useless brakes

im loling at this map. korean and indian "men" literally have an average penis of 3.7 inches. half their population probably smaller than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#42582921)



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Date: July 2nd, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle tantric dingle berry queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40532619)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Aqua Motley Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506035)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser roommate

do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose your condition before u fuck girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506063)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506085)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive elastic band

Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506094)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We rarely fuck anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506109)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:08 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive elastic band

Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your knowledge could create legal liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506182)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506206)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive elastic band

One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506210)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? How would anyone prove who had it first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506222)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser roommate

under the bartell test court’s presume that the male gave the std to the female unless the male can prove otherwise. so you’d probably be fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506242)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506249)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser roommate

it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven’t adopted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506257)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia skinny woman persian

the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original mason Dixon line) says that all STDs are equally split 50/50 if given by the female to male, but if male to female the wife can claim 75 percent of all belongs off the rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508956)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: anal trip dilemma cuckold

Lol wtf kind of “test” is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506254)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Spectacular Sanctuary

180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything.

This is how it's done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508321)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510576)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant maroon turdskin ladyboy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40525998)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 12:47 AM
Author: costumed buck-toothed fortuitous meteor wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#45557231)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive elastic band

You said you "just found out" though. You willing to lie under oath? If you got tested that would come out in discovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506253)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise?

(if it comes to it of course which I’m hoping won’t happen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506260)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive elastic band

If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge and theres a paper trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506263)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have sores breaking out that are identical to most pics of herpes online.

Yesterday I asked my sister in law (on the phone) point blank if she by any chance has herpes and long story short she said yes, she does. she’s a total hooer so am not surprised at all.

So as relates to this subthread, there is no paper trail. But there are these really itchy and somewhat painful sores on my dick, and I’m trying to zero in on what my practical options are for either hiding them from or explaining them to my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506289)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive elastic band

Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without her knowledge. Your sister in law is also a potential witness against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506298)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: electric halford international law enforcement agency

get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have one outbreak and never have to deal with it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507227)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507338)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:02 PM
Author: electric halford international law enforcement agency

np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, but will take way longer. With valtrex you should be good to go within a week. Nothing to stress or worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507406)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM
Author: disgusting excitant resort azn

is it your brothers wife or your wifes sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506079)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Wife’s sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506087)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: Bateful Nibblets

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506271)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the crowd was mostly thinned out at the end of a BBQ wife and I hosted (weekend before the fraudvirus lockdowns happened) she very drunkenly flopped down on the couch across from me (I was watching tv alone, pretty drunk myself) and started making stupid small talk as she brazenly flashed her commando pussy.

My marriage has been going downhill for a while now and even though she’s pushing 30 and has the aura of skank around her bigtime, my SiL is still basically a hotter, thinner, younger, non-shrewy version of my wife and I’d definitely jerked it to her more than once over the past decade.

After putting on this slutshow (which I’d stopped trying to pretend i didn’t notice after the first few mins) for a while, she got up and went to the fridge, then called out my name followed by a question about whether we had any more Prosecco.

I knew there were 3 bottles of Prosecco in plain sight on the top shelf, so while it took me a few drunk seconds, I was able to connect the dots at that point re: what was about to happen.

I hesitated for a moment, then looked at the big fucking grownup party mess inside and outside that my I knew my wife had no intention of cleaning at all, and went to the kitchen.

Of course once I got close enough to the fridge to point to the obvious location of the Prosecco bottles, she backed her juicy sundress-clad ass into the excruciating hardon I’d been suffering with since a minute after she’d sat down in the living room and “absentmindedly” spread her legs.

I started kissing her and kneading her tits, then started fingering her which I continued doing as we staggered into the laundry room just off the kitchen where we did various sick raw shit for the next 15-20 mins that ended with me cumming in her mouth and her swallowing.

Wife was giving our 3 year-old daughter a bath (which actually means leaving her to turn into a prune in the bath for 45 mins or more while wife plays with her cell phone in bed) while all this was going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506416)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

You fucked your wife's sister in your house while your wife and your kids were home? Just trying to make sure I understand this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506448)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506453)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

Wtf, how big is your house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506467)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

4500 square feet on a 1.5 acre lot, 5BR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506493)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 sq ft, how confident were you that your wife and kids wouldn't be like "Hai Tony, what are you up tooooooo, OH MY GAWD TONY?!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506642)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

See above re: bathtime.

Very well-established routine - as soon as each of our kids was old enough to (probably) not drown if left alone in the tub, she would just toss them in (hopefully wouldn’t forget to put in bath toys too) and then cuddle up in bed for an hour or so of MUCH DESERVED ME TIME which nowadays means being glued to her iPhone reading “mommy blogs” and Facebook and buying garbage on amazon.

(It used to mean nagging or haranguing me about her various and endless birdbrain insecurities and grievances back when I was dumb enough to be in the bedroom after she dropped the kid(s) in the tub, but now I know to be far far away once the water starts running.)

My other (older) kids were still playing in the yard, loaded up with sugar and burning off the high. I did consider for a second the possibility one of them would come into the kitchen for a drink or something and hear the various filthy noises emanating from the laundry room, but 1) there’s a (closer to the yard) fridge in the garage stocked with their favorite stuff and 2) as I stuck my cock into my SiL’s astonishingly wet snatch from behind (she was bent over the front of the washer) i reached out and turned the washer and also the dryer on in hopes of drowning out sound on the off chance someone wandered into the kitchen lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506706)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: disrespectful national marketing idea

180

May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she’s down. Sounds like your marriage was done here anyway and it’s not like you can get double herpes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506928)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:38 PM
Author: Snowy rough-skinned principal's office

It sounds like you’re a more successful and Chadly (but equally hapless and equally destined to end up pwned by life) version of spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507028)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml

though for the record both my sons are 100% my biological offspring and never have I ever squanched them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507210)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: electric halford international law enforcement agency

you get a paternity test?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507244)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’m not going to go into because this “question” is irrelevant to this thread, there’s 0 chance any of my 4 kids aren’t genetically mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507362)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: electric halford international law enforcement agency

I trust your judgment. I don't have kids yet. But, I figure I'll be a paternity testmo. I'm trying to figure out how I'd go about getting paternity tests done stealthily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507532)



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Date: June 6th, 2021 2:11 PM
Author: odious cruise ship useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#42582945)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: at-the-ready primrose laser beams doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507818)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:30 AM
Author: Bright rebellious potus

Lmao, i was thinking as I read this “this guy is like a slightly (or not-slightly) weaker and more beta version of Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro tp” and I still think that but your assessment is also spot on. Jfc at this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508188)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: milky exciting party of the first part water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40513320)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

Can't lie, I'm impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507230)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the master bedroom and the bathroom where the kids take baths are upstairs and far on the other side of the house from the kitchen and laundry room.

There was 0 chance of her hearing anything from there, and - again this is from my extensive experience - less than 1% chance of her dragging her lazy ass out of the bedroom anytime in the 30-45 minutes after I made my now-highly-regretted decision to fuck her slutty herpetic little sister’s brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507271)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: know-it-all provocative pozpig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507601)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 10:42 AM
Author: cerebral buff fat ankles



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:57 PM
Author: Bright rebellious potus

Definitely heard that in Carmela Soprano’s shrill screech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508006)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:00 PM
Author: startling comical keepsake machete

my house is 5800 sq ft and i wouldn't DREAM of doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507712)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

My wife has a cute sis and OP's story is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507740)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Unhinged Genital Piercing Multi-billionaire

both thought about it though, eh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41363627)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake

lolwtf u kinda deserve it breh

ONE | WRONG | MOVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506456)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: Bateful Nibblets

This is pretty hot as I’ve wanted to fuck my wifes sister under similar circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506604)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Well if the opportunity ever comes along, protip: ask the slut if she has herpes first!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506665)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:11 PM
Author: Aqua Motley Box Office

B O L D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506608)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

D A R I N G

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506631)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Lemon spot incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507035)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:09 PM
Author: Olive concupiscible bawdyhouse chad

High quality post, thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507157)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: wine hairy legs

Might need to beat off to this later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40509668)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: Ebony lascivious becky jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510484)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:39 PM
Author: Passionate Puppy Tattoo

Might need to beat off to this again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40511964)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Contagious zippy indirect expression bbw

Hngghhhhhhggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40515405)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:56 AM
Author: Burgundy station

FAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526975)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 5:42 AM
Author: Cordovan Titillating Newt

incredible post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#43423216)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#47613612)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse

in that case ur wife probably has it too, sharefd toilet seats etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506307)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM
Author: Cheese-eating alpha round eye

Cool story with zero pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506082)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Turquoise bearded tanning salon place of business

in this case, i’ll pass on pics of a herpes infested cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506164)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse

wtf have you no curiousity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506343)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: gay mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506647)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: thriller school cafeteria weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507263)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: sickened jade church building

Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don’t have sex with wife for a while.

And find Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506484)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: dull chapel

what other stories do u have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506723)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once, then threatened to kick my ass for some unspecified reason, then drunkenly fell backwards on his butt as everyone watched with a mix of amusement and pity/contempt.

He was helped outside by what I guess was his “entourage,” one of whom came back in to apologize to me and gave me 2 crisp $100s for “dry cleaning”

Other than that and the one this thread is about, not much, I’m a pretty dull ex-biglawyer who-until recently at least - was living the ARE COUNTRY in-house dream. Fuck this whole year man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40506830)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:30 PM
Author: electric halford international law enforcement agency

you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507248)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage which in theory my cunty wife now has grounds for ending with extreme prejudice if she ever finds out.

Oh, and throw in incurable herpes sores on my dick.

I meant the dream of an idyllic, prosperous and relatively carefree life that filled me with pride and satisfaction and was located as far far away from urban filth and libs as a lolyer could reasonably hope is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507296)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: electric halford international law enforcement agency

no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry about it again most likely. and if on the off chance you do.. pop some anti-viral pills for five days and you'll be good as new.

As for the shitty marriage, it could be a lot a lot worse. Doesn't seem like she's cheating on you and tbf she is the mother of your four children. Just get ass on the side. Be careful not to get caught and live your life. Your description of sex with SIL makes it seem like you had a 180 time. Sometimes the cost of west gushy pussy is herpes sores for a week. Get that valtrex Rx and it'll go away. I'm sure you can get valtrex online too without a rx. But, its probably best you get the Rx.

Also, even though you for sure got it from your slut SIL. There is plausible deniability that you've been carrying it for yours and the stress from the pandemic and your marriage weakened your immune system to the point you're just now having a flare up. Don't stress... you're going to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507569)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: Puce Very Tactful Private Investor

Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but I like this one about the Kings of Leon drummer more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508601)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Unhinged Genital Piercing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41363628)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: Passionate Puppy Tattoo

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40512302)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:07 AM
Author: wine hairy legs

Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, LLP. We’re based in Los Angeles, CA and Nashville, TN.

On behalf of our client Kings Of Leon, LLC we’d love to chat and learn a little more about this incident from your perspective. What’s the best number or email to reach you directly?

Email me with this information including your full name at: contact@CKMNashville.law by tomorrow at 5pm please.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40539421)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse

two subpoenas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40549670)



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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41889539)



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Date: June 6th, 2021 1:57 PM
Author: sinister adulterous double fault hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#42582896)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Cobalt pea-brained area cumskin

great post colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507292)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

thanks venkatesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507325)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive elastic band

One of the beat flame threads in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507388)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: hilarious house people who are hurt

I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some point nyuug is going to show up ITT and go buckwild with autistic attention-whoring "commentary" on this whole yarn, and once that really gets rolling i'm going to pretty quickly wish the whole thing hadn't been poasted in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507502)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: thriller school cafeteria weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507698)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: startling comical keepsake machete

i instinctively ignore every nyuug poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507716)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507718)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

if that happens i'll edit op to just be a link to that study verifying korean peepees are the tiniest in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507749)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready primrose laser beams doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507826)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507854)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508405)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: Smoky fragrant shrine lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40509663)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: Passionate Puppy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40511995)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:35 PM
Author: irate elite preventive strike tank

He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread and poasting “*leans into mic*” with apparently 0 understanding of where phrase originated or what it’s supposed to mean.

Hard to say if that’s better or worse than the sort of shit he’d typically be shitting out ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40518034)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: hilarious house people who are hurt

sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40520255)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: Cobalt pea-brained area cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40524811)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:02 AM
Author: galvanic internet-worthy masturbator french chef

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526283)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: Garnet Vengeful Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531857)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: charcoal adventurous reading party

Yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531884)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40539478)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:05 PM
Author: Deep Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40558557)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 12:42 AM
Author: cocky razzmatazz hall cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#44664417)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: orange abode ratface

Why does your wife’s sister hate your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507454)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: electric halford international law enforcement agency

My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herpes is the giveaway there) who is horny all the fucking time. If Tony plays his cards right.. he can be in that cunnis on a regular basis with very little chance of blowback. SIL is a slut and not out to get her sister. Or maybe she is, who gives a fuck. He can deny it. Everyone in the family probably knows SIL's reputation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507546)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER MASTERS, had a prestigious career going for a few years then locked down a quality* husband, moved into a big house, quit working, had 4 kids, etc.

(*not that I consider myself any incredible catch, especially now that I’m officially a cheater AND an STD-carrier, but tbf I am at least slightly above-median on the key physical metrics like height/face/fitness, always have made good and upwardly-trending $, and perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)

Whereas she (SiL) basically partied her 20s away (she turns 29 next week), actively sought out low-responsibility shitjobs which she always quit after a year or less, rode the cock carousel nonstop but never had anything remotely resembling a "relationship," that might make her even start developing wife-able traits, etc.

So she's been jealous of her older sister for a while now, but I'm pretty sure has been holding on to the certainty that some dream prince/husband and jerb would swoop out of the sky and rescue her from the hedonistic hamster wheel.

Now it's just starting to sink in for her that nothing of the sort is going to happen, nor is she going magically "turn it around" and unlearn all her dysfunctional party slut mental & physical habits, or start developing the career skills & networks she should have been developing a decade ago.

While they're cordial enough to each other in person and in some dysfunctional way still seem to love each other, it's definitely a yuge source of resentment for my SiL that she and my wife started with the same (substantial - very rich parents) advantages but wife is SAHM-raising a big family in a big house while she still makes $45K at some low-level "nonprofit," rents a shitapartment in the city, still needs to beg daddy for $ every few months, and her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors.

So if there's a hate-based reason she finally saw and capitalized on her chance to extract and enjoy a mouthful of my jizz (and POZ me w/herpes to boot!), that would have to be it right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507691)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Amethyst nighttime twinkling uncleanness blood rage

Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507802)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain outcome since the awful hungover morning after it happened.

However, given her track record of lying to my wife and others about major things (and being caught in the lie sooner or later of course) I’d say it’s 50/50 at best my wife would even consider believing her if I vehemently denied it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508479)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: Bateful Nibblets

Deny and never ever look back. Unless that herp stays. Then she can just say she gave it to you and tell you to drop trou right there lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40518153)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: Balding Opaque Regret Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40524989)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Hateful effete rigpig kitty

this is guaranteed. also "perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)"

he got her pregnant or at least that has to be the next installment of this flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531742)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready primrose laser beams doctorate

lmao at the coathooks analogy, gonna use that at next available opportunity IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507807)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: Bright rebellious potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508091)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 2:43 AM
Author: idiotic zombie-like theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40549260)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: startling comical keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507831)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Spectacular Sanctuary

You're killing it ITT buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508417)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: misunderstood locale feces

Women are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508802)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse

ty

i like it here btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508977)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: wine hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40509654)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: curious deer antler crackhouse

"her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors."

*Stands up and salutes you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510222)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

*salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a role model in certain ways.

As someone upthread pointed out, there seem to be some fundamental similarities between our lives, though you have the strength or whatever it is to hold it all together and not do dumb shit like I did here that puts it all at risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510364)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: curious deer antler crackhouse

Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get tested quickly. I had something like this pop up not long after we got married and I thought I had an std too. Turns out it was an ingrown hair. Real glad I didn't freak out and tell my wife I thought it was herpes lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40511798)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: Nubile associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40539405)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: al sapienza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#49330089)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 5:47 AM
Author: Cordovan Titillating Newt

this is a breathtakingly good post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#43423217)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: iridescent razzle senate knife

I would gladly get herpes if i could do this to my SIL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507738)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: anal trip dilemma cuckold

(Ryan Giggs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507762)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:10 PM
Author: irradiated obsidian sneaky criminal

Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40507769)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Ok, not flame.... did I do that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508316)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Scarlet hissy fit generalized bond

could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnant with ur super sperm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508325)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first twinge of the cumshot countdown.

At this point she had just returned to sanity from orgasm #3 and knew exactly what to do, which was (again, if it wasn’t clear previously, total fucking whore) deepthroat me to completion.

This took about 2 mins so it seems unlikely any live rounds were fired while I was fucking her pussy over (and on) the washing machine.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508370)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:28 AM
Author: dull chapel

did she make a lot of noise?

still seems really risky to bang her in the same house as ur wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508426)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck down as she navigated the peaks and valleys of her multiple orgasms.

Even put my hand over her mouth at one point, and ended up with bite marks on two of my fingers that didn’t go away for nearly a week.

I can’t deny this was risky by nature, but as I tried to describe to TMF upthread (and was the only reason I went ahead with this ultimately horrible idea) I had “good” reason to accept the actual risk level given the layout of my home, known locations of my wife and kids, and other context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508502)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: electric halford international law enforcement agency

you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your animal style pumping? you a hung girthymo or is SIL hyper orgasmic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508615)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother.

Answers are (not in corresponding or any other kind of order, guess for yourself which applies to which):

Yes, yes, sort of, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508647)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:45 AM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse

she didn't come because of him, exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40508978)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: wine hairy legs

A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is definitely on the pill and probably does other things (intentional or not) that reduce or eliminate her chances of getting pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40509692)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another time when she was over at our place she said her car was making a weird clunking noise on the way over and could I pleeeeease fix it teehee???

I can change a tire and oil and wiper blades, but beyond that don’t know any more about car shit than the next guy. But my wife shot me this sort of “do it as a favor to me...” look of pity, so I agreed to at least hear the noise for myself so i could maybe advise her what to tell a real mechanic, and asked for the keys so I could drive it around the block.

The car was an absolute disgusting mess inside, tons of straight up garbage (like dirty salad takeout containers, about 20 empty La Croix cans, open bottles of weird makeup, a thick carpet of crumbs under both front seats, and papers of all kinds strewn on all the seats.... INCLUDING, drumroll, the uh, “receipt” or whatever you call the paperwork you get when you leave an abortion clinic that documents “services rendered.”

It was dated two days earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510531)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: Scarlet hissy fit generalized bond

was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510586)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Christmas tree and it was all tangled up in the front axle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510704)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510864)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Hideous bronze set dog poop

Lol why do we let women drive at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40511509)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Athletic Conference

(evan39 alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40513132)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40517986)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: pungent forum

been loling at this for 5 mins now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40933261)



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Date: November 26th, 2020 3:04 AM
Author: Sadistic State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41439157)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:30 PM
Author: charcoal adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46627822)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: Diverse Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40520011)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: Racy corner

God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s gearing up for Noah’s Ark II - a fresh start and a second chance for humanity.

Hope it works since we won’t be around to see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40511084)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Passionate Puppy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40532312)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Bonkers psychic

I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at the same time brother - but I urge you to think before you do anything too quickly.

First I would definitely get an anonymous STD test that costs like $200 or so before you do anything. You can set one of those up online fairly easy and go to a nearby Labcorp. I know because I had a scare a couple years ago and I'm pretty prone to anxiety so the few hundred bucks was way better than waiting like a week or two in agonizing, paralyzing fear for your regular doctors appointment. They don't get tied to your medical record at all - I know this for a fact.

Second of all, it may not even be an STD at all. You can get rashes or other skin conditions on parts of your body for numerous reasons. Could have been an allergic reaction to a chemical or makeup the SiL was wearing, could be many things, a psychosomatic rash caused by anxiety due to the guilt included.

Third, if I remember right the biology of HSV is as such is that it can stay latent for years or decades sometimes - so it would be fairly difficult to prove conclusively I think in a court of law unless your slut SiL starts flapping her fucking gums. You fucked up there no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40509714)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND SPECIFIC INFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510472)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: talented vermilion indian lodge community account

Do you love your wife?

180 content creation for sure here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40509731)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be moving towards a state where she does the bare minimum in the various important areas of life... which in and of itself is not a problem as far as I’m concerned, but she seems unaware (or is playing unaware) that “someone” is going to have to pick up her slack as she winds down her effort levels.

Good (great) example of this is the giant mess at the end of our BBQ... 5-7 years ago, she would have been on that shit the second the grills were off and the place would have been spotless by bedtime. But now.... she just swallowed the last bite of her second slice of pie, burped silently, said bye to the handful of people still left, grabbed our 3 y/o (who seemed to want to keep hanging out by the firepit) and waddled upstairs for IPHONE TIME aka “bath time” for the kid. She of course didn’t come back downstairs that night.

Not sure if this answers your question, everyone has their own definition of love.

If given the magic-wand choice today / right now to either end the marriage painlessly (for everyone) or guarantee it would last til death do us part at the current level of happiness, I’d pick the second option. Does that help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510327)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse

smartphones are a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510569)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Scarlet hissy fit generalized bond

my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about having to “look after the kids” when all it entails is her having to be in the same physical room browsing facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510594)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: iridescent razzle senate knife

This poast is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510603)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: irate elite preventive strike tank

this is every so-called "mother" in 2020, really scary to think about how this generation of young kids is going to turn out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40513537)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:00 PM
Author: Green Blathering Stage

the storytelling ITT is almost too good to make it believable. share some pics with face blurred out? bonus points for bikini or slutty outfit pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40510181)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: dull chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40511925)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40513129)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40525994)



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Date: July 2nd, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth circlehead

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574291&mc=63&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40538486)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Supple trust fund legal warrant

how does anyone who bangs chicks raw NOT have herpes? it's like HPV. everyone has it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40513397)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend

No woman has ever done an Indecent Proposal type pussy flash to me. Must have been a peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40513424)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 5:45 PM
Author: Green Blathering Stage

girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of HS and I froze up like a lil bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40517488)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend

The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore year of HS who were giggling and kinda hiding from everyone. I asked them what was so funny, and the hot one said “should I show him?” The other said “you’re so bad.” Then she pulled her gym shorts forward and showed me here freshly shaven vulva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40518147)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

Basic instinct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40518058)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Sanctuary

Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck your wife. The reference has largely lost its significance here given that it's what xo poasters do on the regular, just with money changing hands in the opposite direction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40518071)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend

Yeah, that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40518133)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other things in my life I’d sooner call a “peak experience.”

But it was definitely a profound moment of clarity, in which a lot of hunches and guesses and wishes (not just about my dirty whore sister-in-law but also about life in general) that had been eating away at my brain and soul for years and decades with their horrible razorteeth of uncertainty, were answered and vindicated all at once.

Or to put it another way, seeing that very intentionally-presented coinslot, recently shaved but framed that enchanted evening by a perfectly feminine 6-day shadow, filled me with the same feeling I felt aged 8 on the 4th of July, not even realizing I’d dropped my half-eaten popsicle to the fresh asphalt as i stared in awe at the fireworks finale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519733)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: stirring yapping candlestick maker

https://youtu.be/y1taQl-wOmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519811)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519895)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519815)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend

What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again if you didn’t force the issue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40518873)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I expect that to decrease progressively as time marches on, if the question right now is “ever again?” that’s even money

(assuming my savage railing of her sister and / or having copped dat herp as a consequence doesn’t lead to divorce before Labor Day...)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519725)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend

I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like it: cock sleeve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519823)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod or anything close:

Whatever her reasons are to continue on the frigid ova-fizzling death march she appears to be on, my cock size is low or not at all on the list.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519868)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend

Sell it. You want her to cum buckets from an intense mix of pleasure and pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519872)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

not even a single pic in this thread. great thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519857)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519869)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519901)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:57 AM
Author: hyperactive theatre fanboi

What the fuck is that supposed to be lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519911)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

me GAPING the tiny pink dick OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519917)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:01 AM
Author: hyperactive theatre fanboi

Link to the thread where you originally poasted this weird stalker creepshot of what appears to be a tranny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519926)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:03 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

shitmodded. you can blame your insane cumskin brethren for that, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519931)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:07 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

TPD OP DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519940)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519951)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:12 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519961)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:15 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519973)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Organic Girlfriend

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&mc=166&forum_id=2#40507502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519981)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmade fag he is

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519983)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread 5 minutes after said callout

i destroy his asshole and he goes MIA for 30+ minutes

LOLLERCAUST@ how hard this retarded OP fuck got gaped ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519994)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 3:01 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40520040)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

Day 1...no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40524769)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: misunderstood locale feces

What the fuck are you babbling about you 85 IQ nip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40524807)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

DELETED OP! NYUUG WINS! 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531900)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:27 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40520000)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40520006)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:33 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40520007)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:42 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40520019)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519980)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:50 AM
Author: hilarious house people who are hurt

something is seriously wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40520259)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Charismatic offensive elastic band

Why are people still treating this thread like it’s not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519865)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Idk ask the other pumos next time you’re back at the clubhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40519888)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Drab Address

Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental to the board, in short: kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40524976)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:37 AM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse

cr if its flame who cares

the OP is literally named tony ravioli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526799)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:56 PM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster" guy. theres like 1 or 2 guys in this weird clique that posts similar stupid shit all day

Op was terrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40525194)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

You never post interesting or entertaining shit and just spam the board all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40525271)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

GAPEGAPEGAPE

when TMF calls you boring and there's even a chance he might be right you're really and truly fucking DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40525982)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retarded OP fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526000)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

This is an example of why you're so boring and irrelevant. No one cares about the latest 6 you fucked or whatever. It isn't interesting or entertaining. The OP was actually amusing and entertaining to us and we don't need stupid pics or other peacock BS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526039)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:10 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

(guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about fucking instead of seeing actual pictures)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526063)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:16 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

whenever i make the mistake of clicking on one of your autistic gookbot virgin threads, i always see blank posts that allegedly contained "pictures" for about 5 minutes that you quickly deleted, presumably because (if they were ever there to begin with) you were afraid of getting caught making shit up and/or getting arrested.

you're a pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser and always will be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526087)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

lollercausting HARD@ this irate cumskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526115)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

(pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser who can't stand up for himself)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526132)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

i will continue to fuck your women and post them here. dont be mad at korean alpha getting more pussy than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526139)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

post what where? link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526141)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:28 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

be sure to catch my next white girl fuck thread

i post from 9am to 6pm seoul time

love you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526146)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

(dishonest gook loser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526167)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their women getting fucked by big korean cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526174)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:36 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang here verifying what "he" is claiming above blank bump this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526181)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

WHYSOSERIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526189)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

Day 1... no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526198)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-troll the king of trolls

i enjoy every minute of this, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526202)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of your life has been, is, and will be a miserable, pathetic joke.

you're physically repulsive, untalented and unaccomplished, you bring shame on your family, and you're a coward with no country.

God put you into the world to be an ultimate wretched freak serving as a cautionary tale for the rest of us.

xoxohth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526222)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:51 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526245)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:11 PM
Author: charcoal adventurous reading party

nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t killed yourself at this point, and I’d put a $100K wager down right now you will in the next 20 years if something else doesn’t put you out of your misery first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531908)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531910)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:14 PM
Author: charcoal adventurous reading party

Day 2... no movement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531919)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

Day 3... no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40539470)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40539484)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active links to pics?

or are you just going to keep bumping this thread where your kimchi pipe was turned into an outflow sewer main for all to see?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40539489)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

they see me WGWAGin, they hatin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40539503)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:31 AM
Author: White Big Stage Pisswyrm

that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don’t see it. post pics and leave them up for more than 24hrs or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40539510)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about your pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526098)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

oh u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526116)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Fuchsia skinny woman persian

you are such a lame Jesus bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526214)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Location Immigrant

SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574447&forum_id=2#40530050

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531657)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeyer threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40525278)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle tantric dingle berry queen of the night

different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one seems pretty plausible. either way sure getting stuck on the potential "flame" part is a vice and detracts from the fun of the give and take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526227)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: bearded piazza philosopher-king

makes me feel good about my sugar babbys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526233)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:49 AM
Author: stimulating chestnut really tough guy ape

in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was somehow the most memorable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526237)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: Wonderful lay kitty cat

Which, there were a few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531531)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse

classic tony ravioli detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40531540)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:16 AM
Author: topaz half-breed hospital

ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526316)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle tantric dingle berry queen of the night

with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526324)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 6:07 AM
Author: Infuriating center jap

go away spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526707)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:38 AM
Author: Chartreuse meetinghouse

why does anyone engage with him, ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40526803)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't help but point out what a shithead he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40551107)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40551110)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suicidal ideations for the first time since undergrad, but that’s only partially due to this situation.

Sores mostly went away, if they come back I’ll get the anonymous walk-in lab test someone upthread suggested. If wife wants to fuck and on the off chance I do too at the same time, sure why not. If this is dat herp and she gets it IDGAF.

Other than that... I dunno as far as updates. I’m gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40557680)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy trailer park

You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as her brother or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#40558552)



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Date: October 3rd, 2020 1:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41037823)



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Date: October 3rd, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: Beta impressive degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41042853)



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Date: November 13th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: arousing range depressive

Hope there’s a Thanksgiving sequel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41358618)



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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:11 PM
Author: Disturbing Menage Internal Respiration

SiL at Thanksgiving table, making inappropriate stuffing jokes after 5 glasses of wine while airing out herpes-infected cooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41358830)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:09 AM
Author: orange abode ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41363493)



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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Cerise Appetizing Casino Police Squad

Can someone bump that thread about the handy at the BBQ. I want to read the twist ending again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41358839)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:00 AM
Author: Emerald gaping

Bump it yourself you lazy libfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41363485)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 5:45 AM
Author: boyish clown friendly grandma

Can’t believe I missed this thread before. 180 content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41363605)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Unhinged Genital Piercing Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41363643)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Unhinged Genital Piercing Multi-billionaire

My 10 year younger SIL might move in with us for a while...

If evil exists it would be a threesome with SIL and Perky Parisienne Mistress jfc [- -]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#41363644)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 12:20 AM
Author: Wonderful lay kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#42543330)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 2:57 AM
Author: arousing range depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#43423076)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: dead embarrassed to the bone point mood

I need an update on the current state of OP's marriage STAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#44664415)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 1:26 AM
Author: Violent Apoplectic Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#45557333)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: dead embarrassed to the bone point mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46092795)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Dashing garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46092803)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Violent Apoplectic Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46092869)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:22 PM
Author: Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46093365)



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Date: November 26th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Boistinker Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#45545491)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating new version pit

I would love an update on this. This is many a bro's fantasy to fuck their slutty sister in law but there's always that whisper of "this will blow up your life" that keeps you in check. Wonder what happened in this case.

Here's my best guess just extrapolating: He had mind-blowing sex with the SiL several more times. It eventually came out. His marriage was already heading toward a divorce and this was the needle that broke the camel's back. The divorce happened. He and the SiL decided to break things off sometime as the divorce was happening because she met a chad and it was no longer some forbidden passion shit but they are still "friends" which means he's always a backup option if the (ex)-SiL's latest relationship goes to shit, but it'll never be anything serious. He's currently a single dad with a broken marriage and child support payments. How close am I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46093417)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Splenetic Temple

OP here. It’s sort of like the whole thing never happened at this point which I guess from my end is 180 as fuck

-yes I did get herpes as since confirmed by a doctor, but it has not been seen since early 2021 and according to doctor good chance it will never be seen again

-this remains the one and only time i fucked my SiL. she is in grad school now 1250 miles away for some bullshit and supposedly has joined the Catholic Church lmao

-marriage still sucks, has gradually and slowly decayed further along the lines of my earlier descriptions ITT. but we are still together, kids are 180, and afaik my wife still knows nothing of this fiasco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46235894)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: Violent Apoplectic Prole

How have you not given herpes to your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46236001)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

they both have asymptomatic herpes now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#49330054)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: Burgundy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46236422)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: black brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46627778)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: charcoal adventurous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#46627818)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 9:20 AM
Author: Heady Kitchen

GOAT SiL thread imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#47085936)



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Date: February 29th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: dead embarrassed to the bone point mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#47450245)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:05 PM
Author: Laughsome famous landscape painting corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#48387277)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: al sapienza

Bumping for that idiot who ran the lazy Alicia Silverstone flame today.

while this does not involve an A-list celebrity it is still a masterclass in how to write and develop a sex-related tale.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#49330026)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

need to bump the columbus day thread too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#49330056)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: al sapienza

Yes that one is the all-time GOAT. Almost in a class by itself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#49330058)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Life, Liberty & Levin ((zurich is stained))

i d0on't remember this one. pls bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#49330067)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: al sapienza

I just did. Subj line is something about swiping on sister on tinder and it has 800+ posts

Op was A Game of " (inches) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#49330074)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Life, Liberty & Levin ((zurich is stained))

oh man, i remember that one now. classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2).#49330081)