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Case law is basically stupid fucking spells you try to cast.

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galvanic tattoo
  04/03/21
latin terms are there for a reason
violet marvelous spot
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Yapping National Security Agency Psychic
  04/03/21
And each time you cast one it ages you three years
Bateful heaven
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Sinister slate gas station laser beams
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stubborn titillating stock car
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Charcoal pontificating whorehouse
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Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and Westlaw bubb...
Lemon Crackhouse
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Brindle step-uncle's house factory reset button
  04/03/21
This is why Jews who played with a lot of Pokemon cards 20 y...
Up-to-no-good indigo striped hyena native
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Pearly coffee pot
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Salmon useless depressive
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Thought this said con law at first, which is also true
razzle-dazzle cerise shrine genital piercing
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Casts "Balancing Test." Casts "Strict Scruti...
Up-to-no-good indigo striped hyena native
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swashbuckling shitlib theatre
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Clear excitant new version degenerate
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Clear excitant new version degenerate
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Contagious sick church building cumskin
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Garnet talking hell internal respiration
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Case law is retarded and self indulgent—especially US ...
tantric mexican
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Clear excitant new version degenerate
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Contagious sick church building cumskin
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Primrose blathering property faggot firefighter
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swashbuckling shitlib theatre
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Clear excitant new version degenerate
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maniacal hospital legend
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boyish bawdyhouse
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copper hilarious rigor dilemma
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It’s a shame the way case law is taught in modern ls a...
Chest-beating elastic band pit
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sepia infuriating stead corn cake
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Slimy area
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Lawyers are word wizards. Economists are model wizards.
ruddy dopamine
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Contagious sick church building cumskin
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sepia infuriating stead corn cake
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mahogany rehab sneaky criminal
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litigation is turn based combat, where each turn takes six m...
Bright parlor
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Really more like one month in Northern California state cour...
Naked startling filthpig
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Raistlin Majere, Esq.
vigorous roommate
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WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER
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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:01 AM
Author: galvanic tattoo



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: violet marvelous spot

latin terms are there for a reason

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Yapping National Security Agency Psychic



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:03 AM
Author: Bateful heaven

And each time you cast one it ages you three years

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Date: October 16th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Sinister slate gas station laser beams



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:14 AM
Author: stubborn titillating stock car



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:15 AM
Author: Charcoal pontificating whorehouse



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: Lemon Crackhouse

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and Westlaw bubble.

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: Brindle step-uncle's house factory reset button



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 9:38 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good indigo striped hyena native

This is why Jews who played with a lot of Pokemon cards 20 years ago are the best lawyers.

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Pearly coffee pot



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: Salmon useless depressive



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cerise shrine genital piercing

Thought this said con law at first, which is also true

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good indigo striped hyena native

Casts "Balancing Test."

Casts "Strict Scrutiny"

FATAL DAMAGE -- the Law is dead.

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling shitlib theatre



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: Clear excitant new version degenerate



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Clear excitant new version degenerate



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 9:00 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:11 PM
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Date: April 3rd, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: tantric mexican

Case law is retarded and self indulgent—especially US District Court opinions in the F Supp—they just do whatever the fuck they want and publish their opinions to be dicks.

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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: Clear excitant new version degenerate



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: Contagious sick church building cumskin



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Primrose blathering property faggot firefighter



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling shitlib theatre



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: Clear excitant new version degenerate



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: maniacal hospital legend



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Date: April 3rd, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: boyish bawdyhouse



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Date: May 21st, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: copper hilarious rigor dilemma



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Date: May 21st, 2021 6:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating elastic band pit

It’s a shame the way case law is taught in modern ls and how it plays out in practice, where the main thing is citing language from previous cases like incantations, without considering the actual decision or the background principles that led to the outcome. But then the modern court system rewards this useless accumulation of precedent when it’s presented in an attractive accepted format. You did your homework assignment according to all the rules, and you get patted on the head, but to what end?

Our forebears, without the benefit of westlaw or modern technology, were much better lawyers in a lot of ways.

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Date: December 3rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: sepia infuriating stead corn cake



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Slimy area



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Date: December 3rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: ruddy dopamine

Lawyers are word wizards. Economists are model wizards.

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Date: December 3rd, 2021 9:00 PM
Author: Contagious sick church building cumskin



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Date: October 16th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: sepia infuriating stead corn cake



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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:00 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Bright parlor

litigation is turn based combat, where each turn takes six months

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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Naked startling filthpig

Really more like one month in Northern California state courts.

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Date: October 16th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: vigorous roommate

Raistlin Majere, Esq.

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Date: August 14th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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