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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: orchid people who are hurt genital piercing

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Flatulent buff multi-billionaire

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Indigo Sinister Dysfunction Gaping

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Jet judgmental scourge upon the earth chapel

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Gaped boiling water

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Gaped boiling water

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary ladyboy

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: multi-colored stead

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary ladyboy

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Bateful principal's office persian

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
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[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Bateful principal's office persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bateful principal's office persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: appetizing emerald place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: purple slap-happy faggot firefighter

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: purple slap-happy faggot firefighter

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: purple slap-happy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: purple slap-happy faggot firefighter

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Gaped boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: hairraiser senate

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: hairraiser senate

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: hairraiser senate

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Zippy business firm circlehead

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: cream tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49911902)