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it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: alcoholic electric affirmative action

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: clear site new version



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Violent menage



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: magical national wrinkle



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored turquoise locus deer antler



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Histrionic honey-headed quadroon

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: wonderful elastic band



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Domesticated Heaven

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sinister Gay Wizard Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: cracking territorial tanning salon

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Mustard jew

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Infuriating duck-like lettuce

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Dog Poop



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: lascivious university jap



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sinister Gay Wizard Twinkling Uncleanness

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Drunken Area



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Demanding swashbuckling nursing home



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: orange native

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: alcoholic electric affirmative action

This is what brings him back.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Violent menage

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: alcoholic electric affirmative action

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Violent menage

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Sinister Gay Wizard Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Drunken Area



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Infuriating duck-like lettuce



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: vigorous mad-dog skullcap trust fund



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible Den Partner



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Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible Den Partner



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Opaque Arrogant Ladyboy



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: cracking territorial tanning salon



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Drunken Area



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Domesticated Heaven



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: cyan personal credit line community account



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: slimy stock car parlour



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Slippery french chef home

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Bearded set

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: lemon indecent faggotry plaza



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: supple greedy sandwich spot



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: topaz selfie

lmao

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Sapphire Hairraiser Lay Hairy Legs



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Domesticated Heaven



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Dog Poop



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Disgusting Garrison Fanboi

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Drunken Area



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible Den Partner



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: alcoholic electric affirmative action



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: vigorous mad-dog skullcap trust fund



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Angry frum state



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Angry frum state



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Infuriating duck-like lettuce

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Author: slimy stock car parlour



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Den Partner



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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