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can someone elaborate on exactly what/who a patagonia brewery dad is
| dashing fuchsia trailer park cuck | 02/20/22 |
| Histrionic Alpha Cuckoldry | 02/20/22 |
| vigorous roommate | 02/21/22 |
| cracking halford | 02/22/22 |
| Violent Genital Piercing | 02/22/22 |
| amethyst state filthpig | 02/22/22 |
| insanely creepy home | 02/22/22 |
| jade bbw philosopher-king | 02/22/22 |
| Razzle-dazzle hideous psychic indirect expression | 02/23/22 |
| Supple karate abode | 03/08/22 |
| insanely creepy home | 01/09/23 |
| dashing fuchsia trailer park cuck | 02/21/22 |
| tan foreskin area | 02/21/22 |
| vigorous roommate | 02/21/22 |
| Violent Genital Piercing | 02/22/22 |
| tan foreskin area | 02/22/22 |
| amethyst state filthpig | 02/22/22 |
| vigorous roommate | 02/22/22 |
| Clear Theater Stage Preventive Strike | 02/23/22 |
| laughsome gaming laptop location | 03/08/22 |
| laughsome gaming laptop location | 01/09/23 |
| cracking halford | 02/22/22 |
| amethyst state filthpig | 02/22/22 |
| Jet police squad associate | 02/22/22 |
| Razzle-dazzle hideous psychic indirect expression | 02/23/22 |
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| tan foreskin area | 02/22/22 |
| Jet police squad associate | 02/22/22 |
| tan foreskin area | 02/22/22 |
| Jet police squad associate | 02/22/22 |
| vigorous roommate | 02/22/22 |
| amethyst state filthpig | 02/23/22 |
| cracking halford | 02/22/22 |
| vigorous roommate | 02/22/22 |
| Clear Theater Stage Preventive Strike | 02/23/22 |
| Swashbuckling Snowy Liquid Oxygen | 02/23/22 |
| vivacious kitty cat rehab | 02/23/22 |
| Overrated mahogany mother orchestra pit | 02/23/22 |
| laughsome gaming laptop location | 03/08/22 |
| Curious Swollen Mad Cow Disease | 02/22/22 |
| Black pit ratface | 02/22/22 |
| tan foreskin area | 02/22/22 |
| Black pit ratface | 02/22/22 |
| tan foreskin area | 02/22/22 |
| Motley Hall | 02/22/22 |
| Curious Swollen Mad Cow Disease | 02/22/22 |
| Exciting background story | 02/22/22 |
| Curious Swollen Mad Cow Disease | 02/22/22 |
| insanely creepy home | 02/22/22 |
| Black pit ratface | 02/23/22 |
| Overrated mahogany mother orchestra pit | 02/23/22 |
| Heady geriatric nursing home | 03/08/22 |
| Brilliant fragrant nibblets | 02/22/22 |
| violet spectacular theater chad | 02/22/22 |
| Comical Black Woman | 02/23/22 |
| Honey-headed marvelous base elastic band | 02/23/22 |
| Comical Black Woman | 02/23/22 |
| violet spectacular theater chad | 02/23/22 |
| floppy cruise ship immigrant | 02/22/22 |
| vivacious kitty cat rehab | 02/23/22 |
| vivacious kitty cat rehab | 02/23/22 |
| amethyst state filthpig | 02/23/22 |
| cracking halford | 02/23/22 |
| beady-eyed point son of senegal | 03/08/22 |
| Smoky den wagecucks | 12/03/22 |
| aromatic hell scourge upon the earth | 04/02/23 |
| A Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/02/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle hideous psychic indirect expression | 02/23/22 |
| Black pit ratface | 02/23/22 |
| learning disabled anal crotch | 03/08/22 |
| glittery cheese-eating forum | 03/08/22 |
| galvanic hissy fit | 03/08/22 |
| laughsome gaming laptop location | 03/08/22 |
| Passionate adulterous double fault | 03/08/22 |
| insanely creepy home | 01/09/23 |
| Black pit ratface | 12/03/22 |
| Black pit ratface | 12/12/24 |
| Black pit ratface | 04/15/25 |
| lfo | 10/02/25 |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 4:25 PM Author: dashing fuchsia trailer park cuck describe this character, worried I am him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#43999519) |
Date: February 20th, 2022 4:37 PM Author: Histrionic Alpha Cuckoldry nothing wrong with dressing comfortably and warm while on the patio drinking some locally brewed IPAs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#43999595) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: vigorous roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: cracking halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008728) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Violent Genital Piercing yeah but fuck patagonia and their shitlib ideals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008730) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: amethyst state filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008732) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM Author: insanely creepy home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008905) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:51 PM Author: jade bbw philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011687) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle hideous psychic indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015813) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:13 AM Author: Supple karate abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107078) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:04 AM Author: insanely creepy home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45763098) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:14 AM Author: dashing fuchsia trailer park cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002552) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:16 AM Author: tan foreskin area He calls soccer “futbol” and he does it with a respectful accent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002561) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: vigorous roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002580) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Violent Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008731) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: tan foreskin area He drives a Volo XC90. He optioned front and rear mudflaps "in case I go off-roading." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008725) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: amethyst state filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008734) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: vigorous roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011516) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: Clear Theater Stage Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015701) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: laughsome gaming laptop location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44106002) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: laughsome gaming laptop location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45763093) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: cracking halford He brings his kids to the brewery and awkwardly tries to talk to the bartender about the different beers (trying to impress with his beer knowledge but the bartender just thinks he’s annoying) while his wife sits at the table with the kids snarfing down nachoes from a food truck parked outside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008738) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:40 AM Author: amethyst state filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008782) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:43 AM Author: Jet police squad associate MODS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle hideous psychic indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015814) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:44 AM Author: Slippery carnelian affirmative action menage How does he feel about masks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008806) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:45 AM Author: tan foreskin area In his long-running text chat with his "bros" from undergrad he shits on them mercilessly. But when he meets a neighborhood dad later that night, they're both masked up and talk about how important it is to "respect the science." He always carries an extra mask in the pocket of his Patagonia, "just in case." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008812) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Jet police squad associate after 15 minutes of conversation and glances over his shoulder to make sure his wife isn't watching, both simultaneously remove their masks with audible sighs of relief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008825) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:48 AM Author: tan foreskin area Importantly, this is all taking place outside on an otherwise empty neighborhood street corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008829) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:55 AM Author: Jet police squad associate JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008862) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: vigorous roommate Lmao at this “planet” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011512) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: amethyst state filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015693) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:53 AM Author: cracking halford Finds them really annoying and uncomfortable but is scared of being reprimanded by anyone (especially his wife) for not wearing one, so he’s almost always masked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008853) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: vigorous roommate Ljl… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011515) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: Clear Theater Stage Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015698) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:54 AM Author: Swashbuckling Snowy Liquid Oxygen Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015810) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: vivacious kitty cat rehab "Better safe than sorry! Have you seen the recent numbers?" (read this with in up-talk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015704) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:30 AM Author: Overrated mahogany mother orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015712) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: laughsome gaming laptop location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44105997) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Curious Swollen Mad Cow Disease on an endless search for novelty. basically the dude from quantum leap, but he travels from brewpub to brewpub seeking chill patio vibes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011518) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:21 PM Author: Black pit ratface He's got this really incredible dark roast coffee you should try, he uses a French press but only on the weekends because it's too much of a hassle during the week, otherwise he mostly settles for the Keurigs at the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011520) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:23 PM Author: tan foreskin area mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011528) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Black pit ratface Otherwise he's got an old school Nalgene with 13.1 sticker on the side. Knows that hydration is one of the most underrated things about staying healthy. He'll tell you about it sometime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011546) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: tan foreskin area wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011554) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Motley Hall nothing wrong with a well-hydrated patagonia dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011555) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Curious Swollen Mad Cow Disease nalgenes are all in a landfill mate leeching plastics is no bueno. strictly hydroflask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011560) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Exciting background story Patatgonia clothes are also made of plastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011696) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:54 PM Author: Curious Swollen Mad Cow Disease they havent made that connection yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011709) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM Author: insanely creepy home not flame I bought a "glass water bottle" last weekend that had this rubber case around it to protect it. Literally bought it, drove home, and as I was getting out of my car, with the tags still on it, dropped the fucking thing maybe 3 feet. It instantly broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011817) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:24 AM Author: Black pit ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015685) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:39 AM Author: Overrated mahogany mother orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015746) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:10 AM Author: Heady geriatric nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107051) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:48 PM Author: Brilliant fragrant nibblets Patagonia dads are emasculated forms of men with a vague idea of what rugged masculinity should be but don't have the guts to drink real whisky or smoke or and stand up for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011665) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: violet spectacular theater chad The defining characteristic is he thinks he’s an outdoorsman but he’s not. He purchased a car and Patagonia wardrobe as part of some mountain adventure fantasy but his biggest actual adventure is hitting the brewery on Saturday afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011692) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:34 AM Author: Comical Black Woman What spawned the late gen-x fetishization of the outdoor activities. Was it the x-games and that sub-culture?
So many people I know in their 40s are obsessed with hiking and camping and skiing/snowboarding and mountain biking and on and on. They seem to organize their lives around these activates but they only actually do this shit maybe 5 times per year. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Honey-headed marvelous base elastic band Folks become increasingly retarded with age and the ladies lead the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015767) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:15 AM Author: Comical Black Woman I don't know. This shit usually seems to be spearheaded by the husband. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015925) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: violet spectacular theater chad It’s because our generation’s parents were thing doers. They grew up in a world without the internet. They went on adventures without google maps or all trails and could fix shit and solve problems. This is how humans existed since the beginning. We as a generation are thus keenly aware of our deficiencies and long for a solution. Most fail and remain pretenders like the Patagonia dads.
Younger generations are further removed from our glorious past and thus think we the new normal is just normal. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:53 PM Author: floppy cruise ship immigrant can we talk about the important stuff, e.g. someone describe his cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011703) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: vivacious kitty cat rehab Adequate but rarely utilized for it's intended purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015708) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM Author: vivacious kitty cat rehab Like a formerly wild fish swimming in a fish tank, Patagonia Dad gets to experience a very poor facsimile of his former life as a free man while drinking overpriced beer that tastes like sock water with his family at a "bar-themed" brewery.
Like that fish who vaguely remembers his former life swimming in the ocean, with all the danger and excitement that comes with it, Patagonia Dad gets a small taste of that feeling of actually going out, single, with actual guy friends, to a bar where there are single women and anything can happen. Only, just like the fish in the tank, anything can't happen, he is in a controlled environment and kept for the sole purpose of other people's needs. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:48 AM Author: amethyst state filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015788) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:38 AM Author: cracking halford Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44016032) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:20 AM Author: beady-eyed point son of senegal 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107120) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Smoky den wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45581221) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:06 PM Author: aromatic hell scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#46133930) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:35 AM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#49319080) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:56 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle hideous psychic indirect expression Has season tickets to the nearest metro area's MLS team. Also has a favorite 2nd division British team based on his semester abroad during college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015820) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Black pit ratface Really excited to try newly pressed "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" LP on his turntable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44016403) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:35 AM Author: learning disabled anal crotch A Patagonia brewery dad already owns Melon Collie in the following formats:
His CDs His wife’s CDs Ripped to hard drive On an iPod but he can’t find the charger
Seems like a silly thing to buy in vinyl. His vinyl collection is repurchased used copies and represses of stuff his dad threw out when he replaced turntable with CD player (Pink Floyd, Dylan, Miles, Springsteen) and new releases by the National and Taylor Swift. |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:15 AM Author: glittery cheese-eating forum It’s a bargain bin version of Arc’teryx Trail Running Bachelor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107093) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:16 AM Author: galvanic hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107097) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: laughsome gaming laptop location fun example of the elusive patagonia brewery granddad: https://youtu.be/5eG6HNG02EU?t=59 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107558) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:24 AM Author: Passionate adulterous double fault Wears high end recreation clothing but has never been on anything more than a day hike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107572) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: insanely creepy home mods! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45763102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:26 PM Author: Black pit ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45581117) |
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Date: December 12th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: Black pit ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#48441123) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Black pit ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#48849785) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:34 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#49319079) |