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Found a typo on p 31 of Wachtell’s Twitter complaint

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The important thing is that you got the conversation started
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Was/were?
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In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it...
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Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.
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Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?
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First page: its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk...
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now we’re talking
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Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.
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“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God...
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I consider this a great compliment
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Project Pat is 6'6"
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lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized
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Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.
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Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.
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A pause sounds more natural
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separates dependent and independent clauses.
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Adds dramatic effect.
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Errant comma
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There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are ob...
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I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs
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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: transparent principal's office

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Insecure Adulterous Office Hairy Legs

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Curious Set Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843332)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: cracking sneaky criminal karate



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Submissive Site



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Sticky brethren



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Carnelian diverse church



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: Fuchsia corner headpube



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Passionate Nursing Home Rigor



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
Author: tantric cruise ship jew



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: Canary stock car space



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: appetizing prole azn

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367443)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Submissive Site



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Irradiated dysfunction orchestra pit

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy stage



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Beta Floppy Hall

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Talented Dragon State



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: scarlet exhilarant temple sandwich



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: Dashing pit

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Sticky brethren



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: Jade pea-brained market genital piercing



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: marvelous ultramarine liquid oxygen meetinghouse

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Mustard Psychic



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: sinister exciting sweet tailpipe

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: Insecure Adulterous Office Hairy Legs

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy stage



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Curious Set Sex Offender



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle spot

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: Razzle spot

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy stage



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Sickened theater stage

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Big orange native

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: Sickened theater stage



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Big orange native

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Sticky brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz plaza mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44847264)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia corner headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848540)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: charcoal nudist clown ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#48259997)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy stage

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Insecure Adulterous Office Hairy Legs

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: demanding cobalt theatre pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: saffron motley abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle spot

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: marvelous ultramarine liquid oxygen meetinghouse

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: appetizing prole azn

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: transparent principal's office

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Beta Floppy Hall

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Silver deep messiness scourge upon the earth

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Submissive Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: abusive stirring gas station

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Irradiated dysfunction orchestra pit

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Talented Dragon State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Crystalline area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: demanding cobalt theatre pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Submissive Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Excitant Underhanded Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: saffron motley abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: marvelous ultramarine liquid oxygen meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Fuchsia corner headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: Burgundy Forum

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: Canary stock car space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring frum main people lodge

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Sapphire stead masturbator

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Talented Dragon State

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring frum main people lodge

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: Beta Floppy Hall

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: appetizing prole azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: Sticky brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: impertinent dilemma

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Maroon property

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Pontificating Shrine Death Wish

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good spectacular goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna bawdyhouse degenerate

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna bawdyhouse degenerate

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: marvelous ultramarine liquid oxygen meetinghouse

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: demanding cobalt theatre pisswyrm

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Crystalline area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Fuchsia corner headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Beta Floppy Hall

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: transparent principal's office

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Crystalline area

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna bawdyhouse degenerate

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Crystalline area

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna bawdyhouse degenerate

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling naked new version

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Crystalline area

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: unholy partner pervert

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: glittery hospital

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna bawdyhouse degenerate

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Base

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: tripping coiffed mad-dog skullcap son of senegal

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Hot histrionic dingle berry field

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: tripping coiffed mad-dog skullcap son of senegal

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Ruddy twinkling uncleanness

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: shaky indian lodge doctorate

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Pink Hilarious National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: multi-colored filthy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: Canary stock car space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring slate reading party stain

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: unhinged pearl gunner

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844044)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Irradiated dysfunction orchestra pit

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844060)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling naked new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844529)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Sickened theater stage

ALL NIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845871)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: demanding cobalt theatre pisswyrm

I don't want to live in a world where World Wide Wes(ley) isn't practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846210)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: multi-colored filthy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848452)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44849998)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Disturbing lascivious stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#46503577)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: magenta quadroon windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844089)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy stage

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844117)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: painfully honest adventurous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844265)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Beta Floppy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844442)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844443)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844444)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844445)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844450)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: Crystalline area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844585)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: brass overrated school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844638)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sienna bawdyhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844673)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Submissive Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844764)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: Thriller Library Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845483)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Wrinkle Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845828)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Laughsome kitchen faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845998)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: carmine international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Sickened theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846696)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: marvelous ultramarine liquid oxygen meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848706)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: Sable zippy senate queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848846)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44860803)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: odious umber hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44860856)



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44953025)



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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#45474893)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: stubborn very tactful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#45937694)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Disturbing lascivious stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#46503578)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: Disturbing lascivious stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367381)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367446)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Navy chapel chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#48259835)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#48259863)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: white bat-shit-crazy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#49063229)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Beta Floppy Hall

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44844349)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Excitant Underhanded Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845790)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Ivory piazza becky

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845380)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: contagious pearly mother

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome kitchen faggotry

not one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846000)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Hot histrionic dingle berry field

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848801)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: amber national security agency haunted graveyard

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845840)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Sickened theater stage

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Base

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome kitchen faggotry

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Aromatic judgmental business firm immigrant

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Base

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: demanding cobalt theatre pisswyrm

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Base

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: Laughsome kitchen faggotry

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: Sickened theater stage

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Sickened theater stage

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: amber national security agency haunted graveyard

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: demanding cobalt theatre pisswyrm

Jfc. Ppl expect a fucking master piece at their prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: magenta quadroon windowlicker

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: Navy chapel chad

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: iridescent out-of-control address roommate

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: flushed electric selfie lay

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44847141)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: marvelous ultramarine liquid oxygen meetinghouse

(Rainmaker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44848727)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good spectacular goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44859007)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Insecure Adulterous Office Hairy Legs

(PUMO with no sense of humor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#44860842)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: provocative laser beams associate

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367394)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: Canary stock car space

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2).#47367395)