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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
irate circlehead stock car
  07/17/22
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offensive shitlib
  07/17/22
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hot senate patrolman
  07/17/22
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razzle-dazzle kitty cat
  07/18/22
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irate circlehead stock car
  09/29/22
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irate circlehead stock car
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Bistre state skinny woman
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Bistre state skinny woman
  01/07/23
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razzle-dazzle kitty cat
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Diverse chad lay
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Diverse chad lay
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
henna parlour goyim
  03/18/23
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irate circlehead stock car
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Diverse chad lay
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Vibrant Lavender Locus Knife
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
mildly autistic forum
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Cerise maniacal corner
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  08/23/24
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light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Doobsian carmine legal warrant juggernaut
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
citrine disrespectful jewess
  09/28/24
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irate circlehead stock car
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
light motley coffee pot indian lodge
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
need tokens
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: irate circlehead stock car

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: offensive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: hot senate patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: irate circlehead stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: irate circlehead stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Bistre state skinny woman

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Bistre state skinny woman

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitty cat



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Diverse chad lay

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Diverse chad lay

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: henna parlour goyim

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: irate circlehead stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Diverse chad lay

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Vibrant Lavender Locus Knife

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: mildly autistic forum

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Cerise maniacal corner

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Doobsian carmine legal warrant juggernaut

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: citrine disrespectful jewess

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: irate circlehead stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: light motley coffee pot indian lodge

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: need tokens

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932244)