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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Infuriating locus | 01/03/23 |
| claret jap | 01/03/23 |
| Infuriating locus | 01/03/23 |
| rambunctious fluffy doctorate | 01/03/23 |
| Infuriating locus | 01/04/23 |
| fishy wagecucks | 01/04/23 |
| concupiscible home water buffalo | 01/04/23 |
| scarlet indecent house | 01/04/23 |
| claret jap | 01/04/23 |
| scarlet indecent house | 01/04/23 |
| claret jap | 01/04/23 |
| scarlet indecent house | 01/04/23 |
| claret jap | 01/04/23 |
| Bonkers costumed digit ratio address | 04/19/23 |
| claret jap | 04/19/23 |
| Razzmatazz newt | 04/23/24 |
| fishy wagecucks | 04/23/24 |
| concupiscible home water buffalo | 04/30/24 |
| Self-absorbed multi-colored bbw | 04/30/24 |
| Arousing Stage | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman | 01/03/23 |
| tan vigorous place of business really tough guy | 01/03/23 |
| claret jap | 01/03/23 |
| claret jap | 01/03/23 |
| Sexy bawdyhouse | 01/04/23 |
| Flirting shivering useless brakes | 01/04/23 |
| aqua locale | 01/04/23 |
| avocado twinkling uncleanness ceo | 04/23/24 |
| bright laughsome ape national | 01/04/23 |
| light spectacular business firm boistinker | 01/04/23 |
| Cracking Lettuce | 01/04/23 |
| Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman | 01/04/23 |
| Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman | 01/04/23 |
| Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman | 01/06/23 |
| Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman | 01/24/23 |
| Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman | 12/27/23 |
| irradiated principal's office clown | 12/27/23 |
| Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman | 02/07/24 |
| tan vigorous place of business really tough guy | 02/07/24 |
| Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman | 04/23/24 |
| Sable Bearded Menage | 04/23/24 |
| Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman | 04/23/24 |
| fantasy-prone forum | 04/23/24 |
| Ivory foreskin | 04/23/24 |
| aqua locale | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Hateful beady-eyed temple yarmulke | 04/23/24 |
| Hateful beady-eyed temple yarmulke | 04/30/24 |
| concupiscible home water buffalo | 04/30/24 |
| Ivory foreskin | 04/30/24 |
| concupiscible home water buffalo | 04/30/24 |
| aqua locale | 04/30/24 |
| kevin eubanks and the tonight show band | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Infuriating locus One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: claret jap https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Infuriating locus Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: rambunctious fluffy doctorate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Infuriating locus Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: fishy wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: concupiscible home water buffalo alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: scarlet indecent house anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: claret jap everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: scarlet indecent house so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: claret jap (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: scarlet indecent house It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: claret jap more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Bonkers costumed digit ratio address 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: claret jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Razzmatazz newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: fishy wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: concupiscible home water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Self-absorbed multi-colored bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Arousing Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: tan vigorous place of business really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: claret jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: claret jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Sexy bawdyhouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Flirting shivering useless brakes SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: aqua locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: avocado twinkling uncleanness ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: bright laughsome ape national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: light spectacular business firm boistinker The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Cracking Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: irradiated principal's office clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: tan vigorous place of business really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Sable Bearded Menage Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Alcoholic Seedy Parlor Skinny Woman QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: fantasy-prone forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Ivory foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: aqua locale (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Hateful beady-eyed temple yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Hateful beady-eyed temple yarmulke The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: concupiscible home water buffalo it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Ivory foreskin when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: concupiscible home water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: aqua locale (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213065) |