\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Your parents going at it missionary on Fri night while you play Nintendo

...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/27/23
wow
Stimulating fighting step-uncle's house generalized bond
  09/27/23
...
Titillating Volcanic Crater
  11/17/23
you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but...
Frum exhilarant gunner space
  09/27/23
MegaMan pew pew pew sound through thin bedroom door with pri...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/27/23
...
Burgundy school
  09/28/23
...
haunting motley range
  09/28/23
...
Brilliant base
  09/29/23
...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/28/23
If you're not traumatizing your kids with matrimonial FODIP ...
dun half-breed
  09/28/23
"I'm pounding out your mother's snatch! There's Gator...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/28/23
“Grab me one too I’m having a hard time busting ...
Stimulating fighting step-uncle's house generalized bond
  09/28/23
"Dad, what's that awful smell?" "Your mom's ...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/28/23
my god
Misanthropic Church
  09/28/23
pew pew pew
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/28/23
...
Thriller Sexy Mad Cow Disease Home
  09/28/23
...
Misanthropic Church
  09/28/23
...
grizzly harsh temple fanboi
  09/28/23
...
Insecure ivory scourge upon the earth people who are hurt
  03/09/24
...
ruinous phenotype
  12/22/25
...
Vibrant brass rehab idiot
  09/28/23
pew pew pew
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/28/23
...
aggressive erotic public bath
  09/28/23
pew pew pew
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/28/23
This is scared, no? You're deep in a sub-sub-sub-dungeon in...
azure federal locale toilet seat
  09/28/23
...
Vibrant brass rehab idiot
  09/28/23
...
hairless nursing home jew
  09/28/23
pew pew pew
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/28/23
...
Thriller Sexy Mad Cow Disease Home
  09/28/23
...
Frum exhilarant gunner space
  09/28/23
...
Vigorous Site Incel
  09/28/23
...
Blathering supple police squad
  09/28/23
...
honey-headed prole
  09/28/23
...
dun half-breed
  09/28/23
jfc
grizzly harsh temple fanboi
  09/28/23
...
vermilion cruel-hearted rigor mental disorder
  09/29/23
...
Brilliant base
  09/29/23
jesus
Doobsian red stead karate
  09/29/23
...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/29/23
...
big idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness
  11/04/23
...
wine ticket booth
  11/04/23
...
Self-absorbed wrinkle den
  02/04/24
...
Thriller Sexy Mad Cow Disease Home
  08/04/24
...
lemon hell french chef
  08/04/24
...
abnormal ocher doctorate
  10/31/24
I missed this gem while i was away
Aphrodisiac hideous gaping pisswyrm
  10/31/24
forgot I wrote this ....
racy saffron business firm
  10/31/24
Great poast, friend
Aphrodisiac hideous gaping pisswyrm
  10/31/24
Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extrem...
racy saffron business firm
  10/31/24
...
ruinous phenotype
  12/22/25
...
avocado laughsome son of senegal
  10/31/24
...
Bearded Mischievous Spot
  10/31/24
But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He att...
Maize bateful locus jewess
  10/31/24
...
Trust If Aryan
  12/22/25
...
titus chicken
  12/22/25
“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar ...
Lime cruise ship
  09/28/23
180
Metal Cyan Bawdyhouse Halford
  09/29/23
...
Chestnut mentally impaired faggot firefighter location
  10/06/23
Your grandparents going at it missionary while your parents ...
Razzle Feces Party Of The First Part
  09/28/23
Well now that's just crazy talk.
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  09/28/23
...
azure federal locale toilet seat
  09/29/23
...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  10/06/23
...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  10/13/23
...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  11/04/23
...
Twinkling odious set philosopher-king
  11/04/23
...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  11/17/23
...
Startled tanning salon boiling water
  03/09/24
Moms are 180?
sepia naked messiness background story
  08/04/24
All is right with the world.
comical meetinghouse puppy
  10/31/24
you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartr...
online lawyer friend
  12/22/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46853042)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: Stimulating fighting step-uncle's house generalized bond

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46853047)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Titillating Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47069346)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Frum exhilarant gunner space

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46853055)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water

MegaMan pew pew pew sound through thin bedroom door with privacy lock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46853071)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
Author: Burgundy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46856729)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM
Author: haunting motley range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857161)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Brilliant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46860854)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46856638)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: dun half-breed

If you're not traumatizing your kids with matrimonial FODIP sounds you're doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46856642)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water

"I'm pounding out your mother's snatch! There's Gatorade in the garage!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46856888)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Stimulating fighting step-uncle's house generalized bond

“Grab me one too I’m having a hard time busting in this fat bitch!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46856935)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water

"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

"Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46856970)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
Author: Misanthropic Church

my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857121)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water

pew pew pew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857127)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Thriller Sexy Mad Cow Disease Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857210)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857235)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: grizzly harsh temple fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857850)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: Insecure ivory scourge upon the earth people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47478500)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#49530280)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Vibrant brass rehab idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857129)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water

pew pew pew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857172)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: aggressive erotic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857399)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water

pew pew pew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857107)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: azure federal locale toilet seat

This is scared, no? You're deep in a sub-sub-sub-dungeon in Legacy of the Wizard, your Xemn character has just annihilated an entire legion of Lightballs and Kraugen across one of its labyrinthine levels, your Starter jacket is draped casually over the desk chair in your bedroom, your Reebok Pumps sitting atop the pile of dirty clothes in the corner near the sliding door of your closet decorated in WWF posters, the cat is sleeping on your bed, you can hear the faint notes of Tom Brokaw describing the deployment of additional forces to Iraq from the television downstairs, and, across the hall, there's the whisper hint of rhythmic grunts coming from your parents' bedroom as your father, all 5' 10" of him, his Levis piled on the floor beside their queen-size waterbed, his arms chiseled from work at the plant, his hairy belly glistening with the sweat of the endeavor, the same hands that gracefully piloted the emerald green Ford Taurus to your split-level abode, $20,000 down, 14% interest signed on the dotted line in the Era of Reagan, mere hours ago now holding down your mother's slender wrists, the left bedecked with a delicate 14k gold HSN watch, the right proudly holding the keepsake bracelet from their eighth anniversary, her arms spread outward, welcoming cruciform, is balls deep inside his lawfully and biblically wedded wife, pounding away, thrust upon thrust, not thinking about the end of the Cold War or the growing value of his pension plan or whether the Reds are going to take game four and embarrass the shit out of the As but simply reveling in the sheer, bestial pleasure of your mother's warm cunt, modestly appointed with a tended but never shorn carpet of curly brunette pubic hair, suitably wet for the occasion, it's never one to complain, never one to reject a properly prepared invitation, especially if she's gotten a little knock at the door beforehand, and life is beautiful in its safe simplicity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857184)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: Vibrant brass rehab idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857188)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: hairless nursing home jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857202)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water

pew pew pew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857204)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Thriller Sexy Mad Cow Disease Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857209)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
Author: Frum exhilarant gunner space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857214)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
Author: Vigorous Site Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857416)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: Blathering supple police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857749)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
Author: honey-headed prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857790)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: dun half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857798)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: grizzly harsh temple fanboi

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857848)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: vermilion cruel-hearted rigor mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46858021)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
Author: Brilliant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46860862)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: Doobsian red stead karate

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46860898)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46862388)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: big idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47020786)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: wine ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47020800)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Self-absorbed wrinkle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47366881)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Thriller Sexy Mad Cow Disease Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47928604)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: lemon hell french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47928610)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: abnormal ocher doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#48263569)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hideous gaping pisswyrm

I missed this gem while i was away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#48263574)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: racy saffron business firm

forgot I wrote this ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#48263589)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hideous gaping pisswyrm

Great poast, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#48263594)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: racy saffron business firm

Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#48263603)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#49530298)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: avocado laughsome son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#48263610)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Bearded Mischievous Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#48263617)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Maize bateful locus jewess

But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He attempts to access his lower brain stem, imaging the unbroken million year line of Great Apes that led to this moment. He concentrates on his purpose, the act of completion, the finality of achieving involuntary orgasm. "Do the deed, Fred," he says to himself. And yet on this chilly October night he is overwhelmed with sentiment.

He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#48263744)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#49530293)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: titus chicken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#49530309)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: Lime cruise ship

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857331)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: Metal Cyan Bawdyhouse Halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46858149)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: Chestnut mentally impaired faggot firefighter location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46895275)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Razzle Feces Party Of The First Part

Your grandparents going at it missionary while your parents go at it doggie style on Fri night while you play Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857402)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water

Well now that's just crazy talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46857409)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: azure federal locale toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46860849)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46895263)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#46933118)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47020749)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Twinkling odious set philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47021036)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47069340)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Startled tanning salon boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47478491)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: sepia naked messiness background story

Moms are 180?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#47928609)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: comical meetinghouse puppy

All is right with the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#48263595)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: online lawyer friend

you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414294&forum_id=2).#49530461)