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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
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  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
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  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
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  03/13/24
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  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
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  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
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  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
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  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
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  03/03/24
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  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
adventurous meetinghouse sound barrier
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
bisexual very tactful turdskin stage
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
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  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
bisexual very tactful turdskin stage
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
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  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
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  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
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  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
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  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
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  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
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  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
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  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
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  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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smoky lay
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
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  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
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That was a joke. Im married with a family
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Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
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  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
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  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
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nice flame, butt boy
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  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
bisexual very tactful turdskin stage
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
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  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
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  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
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  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
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  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
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  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
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  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
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  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
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why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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O fortuitous anal cancer
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Did his dick hurt
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how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
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Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
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  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
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Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
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  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
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Excellent flame
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i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
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Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
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Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling factory reset button lodge

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mentally impaired roommate hissy fit



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: insecure property

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling factory reset button lodge

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: insecure property

ur too much of a coward

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling factory reset button lodge

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: coral mother

lmao

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: poppy mischievous tattoo

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: talented bearded stage macaca



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse sound barrier

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Sexy organic girlfriend roast beef

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Red, not dark blood

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Sexy organic girlfriend roast beef

I probably have ass cancer too

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: ebony cracking abode therapy

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Henna Business Firm Striped Hyena

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: excitant corn cake

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Rough-skinned tan community account

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: racy naked space laser beams

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Cobalt orchestra pit

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Razzle dingle berry

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Black Internal Respiration

vaxxed?

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Peach curious jewess garrison



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: smoky lay



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Peach curious jewess garrison

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: smoky lay

the lack of answer is the answer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: coral mother



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Vigorous stock car indian lodge



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Sticky pink stead gaming laptop

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: 180 copper hospital

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

That was a joke. Im married with a family

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: 180 copper hospital

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: High-end Associate Heaven

It’s better to not know these things imo

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: insecure property

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Not sure I agree

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: zippy clear center voyeur

nice flame, butt boy

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Adulterous hyperactive hell chad

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Exciting masturbator forum

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Aromatic flesh shitlib scourge upon the earth

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Rough-skinned tan community account

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Henna Business Firm Striped Hyena

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Razzle dingle berry

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: ebony cracking abode therapy

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Razzle dingle berry

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: indigo locale

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: maroon giraffe

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Cobalt orchestra pit

"shit"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: duck-like mewling degenerate crackhouse

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Salmon Concupiscible Telephone

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Big-titted frum house hunting ground

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: apoplectic clown police squad

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: maroon giraffe

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Stirring narrow-minded fat ankles

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed kitchen blood rage

Did his dick hurt

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: ruddy public bath

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Boyish Corner

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Twisted field

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Sexy organic girlfriend roast beef

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: adventurous meetinghouse sound barrier

Excellent flame

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: maroon giraffe

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: red glittery jew

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: red glittery jew

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated mental disorder



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: ebony cracking abode therapy

you'll get through this, brother

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant garnet market

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Razzle dingle berry

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Razzle dingle berry

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: racy naked space laser beams

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: fragrant garnet market



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: red glittery jew

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: yapping address

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: talented bearded stage macaca



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Flickering Main People Chapel



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: blue indecent electric furnace boltzmann



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Rough-skinned tan community account

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: drunken bright azn

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Bull Headed Lemon Idiot Kitty Cat



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Wonderful slap-happy principal's office sex offender

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mentally impaired roommate hissy fit



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: drunken bright azn

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: fragrant garnet market

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Bossy dead milk

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Stirring narrow-minded fat ankles

Godspeed, brother.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed kitchen blood rage

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Twisted field

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2).#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Bull Headed Lemon Idiot Kitty Cat

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Ty for the support bros

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Henna Business Firm Striped Hyena

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling onyx hairy legs



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Twinkling quadroon locus



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: federal magenta trump supporter kitty



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Well-lubricated mental disorder



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood Friendly Grandma

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned tan community account

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: drunken bright azn

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Maniacal self-centered wagecucks

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Henna Business Firm Striped Hyena

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Trip Step-uncle's House



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: bisexual very tactful turdskin stage

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mentally impaired roommate hissy fit

Wishing you the best bro

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated mental disorder



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Vivacious claret crotch state

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Jet Spectacular Trailer Park Marketing Idea



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Pale exhilarant private investor

be well and get well, brother.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: scarlet indirect expression whorehouse

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: ebony cracking abode therapy



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed kitchen blood rage

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: shimmering goal in life volcanic crater

Good luck and godspeed, friend

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Flickering Main People Chapel

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Hot light cruise ship codepig

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Wonderful slap-happy principal's office sex offender

We here for you brother

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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: red glittery jew

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Appetizing Vermilion Reading Party Stag Film

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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