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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
glassy station coffee pot
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
amethyst abode
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
glassy station coffee pot
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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Crawly Lime Gunner Kitchen
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
glassy station coffee pot
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Buff ladyboy
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
Sickened trailer park
  03/03/24
My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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Buff ladyboy
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this thread just got like 10 times better
provocative spruce karate
  03/04/24
dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
Burgundy Multi-colored Dragon Pervert
  03/03/24
ti, oc, tcr.
Buff ladyboy
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
aromatic fat ankles
  03/03/24
Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
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  03/03/24
I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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aromatic fat ankles
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
beady-eyed internet-worthy volcanic crater plaza
  03/03/24
No wonder u don't get laid
mustard swashbuckling philosopher-king native
  03/04/24
but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
Trip water buffalo parlour
  03/03/24
I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
zippy kitty
  03/04/24
dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
Glittery Citrine Deer Antler Den
  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
Mint gaped tanning salon lettuce
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great thread
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Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOi...
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: glassy station coffee pot

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: amethyst abode

Was it a babby tree?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: glassy station coffee pot

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: amethyst abode

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Crawly Lime Gunner Kitchen



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: poppy wonderful office

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling roommate stain



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: glassy station coffee pot



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: adventurous slap-happy range



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: frisky striped hyena



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Crawly Lime Gunner Kitchen



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: crusty cerebral sneaky criminal location



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: exhilarant resort



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: slate appetizing dopamine garrison

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: glassy station coffee pot

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Buff ladyboy

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Sickened trailer park

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: glassy station coffee pot

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: black dead foreskin

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Crimson impressive skinny woman rehab



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Vivacious stage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: provocative spruce karate



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: crusty cerebral sneaky criminal location



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Glittery Citrine Deer Antler Den



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Curious magenta principal's office



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: exciting stage

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Buff ladyboy

180, love this twist.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Crawly Lime Gunner Kitchen



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: salmon area



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Excitant Cerise Business Firm

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: blue odious friendly grandma



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: obsidian space

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Buff ladyboy



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: provocative spruce karate

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2).#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Burgundy Multi-colored Dragon Pervert

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2).#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Buff ladyboy

ti, oc, tcr.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: aromatic fat ankles

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy volcanic crater plaza

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2).#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Crimson impressive skinny woman rehab

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2).#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Turquoise mexican indian lodge

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2).#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: aromatic fat ankles



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Crawly Lime Gunner Kitchen



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: laughsome messiness



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: provocative spruce karate



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: crusty cerebral sneaky criminal location



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Mint gaped tanning salon lettuce



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: exhilarant resort



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: aromatic fat ankles



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Carnelian buck-toothed antidepressant drug kitty cat

lol

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sooty place of business yarmulke

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: aromatic fat ankles



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed internet-worthy volcanic crater plaza

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: mustard swashbuckling philosopher-king native

No wonder u don't get laid

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Trip water buffalo parlour

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: zippy kitty

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2).#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Glittery Citrine Deer Antler Den

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2).#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Mint gaped tanning salon lettuce

The whole thread is a work of art

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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: exhilarant resort

great thread

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Buff ladyboy

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2).#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: provocative spruce karate



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