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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
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  06/29/24
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what a disaster never let an Italian see this
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Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
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here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
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dont use cheap pasta
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  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
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  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Galvanic judgmental lodge
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Mischievous multi-colored antidepressant drug halford
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
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  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
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  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
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  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
crusty temple
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Galvanic judgmental lodge
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
crusty temple
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
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  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
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  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
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  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
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  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
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  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: free-loading appetizing toilet seat

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling blathering menage stock car

She longs for the fist brother

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Cordovan casino

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: sadistic doctorate haunted graveyard

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Cordovan casino

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Cordovan casino

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored antidepressant drug halford

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Azure newt

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: opaque useless brakes pistol

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: vivacious disrespectful organic girlfriend nursing home



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Marvelous garnet sanctuary



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: free-loading appetizing toilet seat



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored antidepressant drug halford

dont use cheap pasta

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring slate kitchen trust fund

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Galvanic judgmental lodge

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored antidepressant drug halford

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Galvanic judgmental lodge

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Mischievous multi-colored antidepressant drug halford

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Galvanic judgmental lodge



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Henna bearded church building wrinkle

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lascivious ultramarine home



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring slate kitchen trust fund

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: crusty temple

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Galvanic judgmental lodge

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: crusty temple

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Stimulating rigpig

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Azure newt

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Chocolate chest-beating milk

Snap one of her arms

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: spectacular jet-lagged nowag



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: duck-like confused pit fat ankles

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: thirsty big genital piercing

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Disgusting codepig

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Marvelous garnet sanctuary

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: free-loading appetizing toilet seat

she did it again

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Out-of-control Site Pervert

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2).#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: lascivious ultramarine home

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling blathering menage stock car

You can't get any more prole jfc

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