he claimed that his wife was "busy" one night and suggested that he meet with my girl and me. we met him at a bar in bethesda and he was super creepy. we hung out for a bit and left.

i got jealous when we got back home and i started smashing our apartment to bits and calling mistress a slut and whore. i told her the only reason i was interested in swapping was her pussy was massive and i couldn't feel anything (true statement). i wound up going to the psych ward after this and got sober.

here is the guy's biglaw wife: https://www.bakermckenzie.com/en/people/a/austin-summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556697&forum_id=2).#47849186)

she has a good body but her face is beat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556697&forum_id=2).#47849222)

was she hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556697&forum_id=2).#47849281)

really nice face. she was thin, fit, and blonde with big (fake tits). no ass though :( and skin was kind of white woman in her early 40s beat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556697&forum_id=2).#47849298)

the girl i was with at the time is super pretty. the guy seemed jazzed he was gonna get to fuck her. i bet he'd have been unable to finish if he used a rubber. her pussy is gargantuan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556697&forum_id=2).#47849309)

he had some bullshit job like "pr guy" or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556697&forum_id=2).#47849326)

Btw i'm dating another prostitute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556697&forum_id=2).#48061146)

At this point its pretty clear the only women that will date me are whores

This one is at least 23

Some men get to live the lives of kings, others die in pointless wars

I get to date whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556697&forum_id=2).#48061212)