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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Cerise Whorehouse Sandwich
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
fishy feces
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Motley bisexual tanning salon telephone
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Overrated office therapy
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
fishy feces
  11/12/24
wow!
Adulterous Church Building Double Fault
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
well-lubricated insanely creepy immigrant
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
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fishy feces
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copper gaped piazza
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Adulterous Church Building Double Fault
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apoplectic national
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
copper gaped piazza
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
fishy feces
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Brilliant Floppy Stag Film Hunting Ground
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
drunken market sex offender
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Motley bisexual tanning salon telephone
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
poppy circlehead son of senegal
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Turquoise awkward senate potus
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Filthy Racy Locale Ceo
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Diverse Parlour Crotch
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Appetizing step-uncle's house
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
arousing plaza trust fund
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Adulterous Church Building Double Fault
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Adulterous Church Building Double Fault
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Spectacular bespoke field
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Dashing Stage
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
buff rigor doctorate
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Dashing Stage
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
fishy feces
  06/08/25
Damning.
Blue startling dingle berry
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Cerise Whorehouse Sandwich

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: fishy feces

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Motley bisexual tanning salon telephone

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Overrated office therapy

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: fishy feces

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Adulterous Church Building Double Fault

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated insanely creepy immigrant

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: sapphire exciting forum community account

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: fishy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: copper gaped piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Adulterous Church Building Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Overrated office therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: white wonderful bbw range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Dashing Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Turquoise awkward senate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Filthy Racy Locale Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Adulterous Church Building Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: apoplectic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: copper gaped piazza

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: fishy feces

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Brilliant Floppy Stag Film Hunting Ground

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: drunken market sex offender

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Motley bisexual tanning salon telephone

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: poppy circlehead son of senegal

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Turquoise awkward senate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Filthy Racy Locale Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Diverse Parlour Crotch

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Adulterous Church Building Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Appetizing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: arousing plaza trust fund

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Adulterous Church Building Double Fault

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Adulterous Church Building Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Spectacular bespoke field

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Dashing Stage

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: buff rigor doctorate

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Dashing Stage

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: fishy feces

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Blue startling dingle berry

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2).#48996493)