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How did Jared Baumeister fail at everything he’s ever done?

Started life on 3rd base and ran back to first.
Talented Codepig
  03/16/25
Low IQ from goy heritage
Primrose persian
  03/16/25
Pretty sure he failed at converting to Christianity by forge...
Talented Codepig
  03/16/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&mc=...
Primrose persian
  03/16/25
From Morristown Beard School in illustrious Morristown, NJ, ...
Maroon Theater
  03/16/25
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harsh regret
  01/11/26
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Primrose persian
  03/16/25
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Talented Codepig
  03/25/25
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learning disabled lettuce stag film
  01/09/26
90 IQ guy stepped to NSAM. Predictably he failed.
wonderful shrine psychic
  01/09/26
He appears to be successful at being a shiftless, parasitic,...
Honey-headed round eye brethren
  01/11/26
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harsh regret
  01/11/26
Doesn't he just fly to hotels and poast?
Motley depressive
  01/11/26
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multi-colored chapel
  01/11/26
Daddy raised a weak boy.
vigorous topaz stage travel guidebook
  01/11/26
Sad!
harsh regret
  01/11/26
Tbf he was able to double his inheritance with $20
odious confused range
  01/11/26


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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Talented Codepig

Started life on 3rd base and ran back to first.

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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Primrose persian

Low IQ from goy heritage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#48753148)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Talented Codepig

Pretty sure he failed at converting to Christianity by forgetting to get baptized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#48753150)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Primrose persian

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300403&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#48753175)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Maroon Theater

From Morristown Beard School in illustrious Morristown, NJ, to the hallowed grounds of Franklin & Marshall College in Lancaster, PA, then on farther west to Columbus, OH, it’s like his life has been a constant backsliding, the relentless pull of regression to the mean. Yes, he did try to regain traction by attending law school at Fordham, but he didn’t really want to work as a lawyer, so he was demoted at Mitch’s law firm. It’s a timeless story told over and over again around the pool at the Hotel Byblos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#48753156)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: harsh regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49580721)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Primrose persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#48753174)



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Date: March 25th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Talented Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#48779474)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: learning disabled lettuce stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49576027)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: wonderful shrine psychic

90 IQ guy stepped to NSAM. Predictably he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49576033)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Honey-headed round eye brethren

He appears to be successful at being a shiftless, parasitic, hedonistic piece of shit. Give credit where due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49580726)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: harsh regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49580729)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Motley depressive

Doesn't he just fly to hotels and poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49580742)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: multi-colored chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49580840)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: vigorous topaz stage travel guidebook

Daddy raised a weak boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49580741)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: harsh regret

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49580747)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: odious confused range

Tbf he was able to double his inheritance with $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695050&forum_id=2).#49580750)