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tucker carlson larping as a flyover outdoorsy prole is so absurd
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:10 PM Author: big-titted cerebral stag film pistol i assumed it was shtick for a while but i now think that he really does see himself as some kind of genuine "real american" prole outdoorsman guy instead of the descendant of rich east coast WASPs
it's not an act he just desperately wants to believe it himself lmao |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: dull godawful gas station when does yer fake act become your real belief?
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: big-titted cerebral stag film pistol a good and important question. many such cases like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906591) |
Date: May 5th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: navy territorial sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906586) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: stirring magical field he lives in Maine which is pretty rural, fly fishes, has a zin in at all times. I think it's not shtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906590) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: Rebellious national security agency Yeah nothing says mans man like a Zyn pouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907437) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: free-loading theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907621) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Shimmering federal voyeur deer antler "see that man with the bowtie? I heard he's a zyn man and sonnie you don't wanna mess with them zyn fellers. hard-handed and tough as nails." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908709) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Rebellious national security agency "Yeah pappy always liked Red Man. More of a Citrus guy myself." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908882) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: Shimmering federal voyeur deer antler The fire cracked low in the desert night, spitting embers into the black above. Three men hunched round it, shadows carved sharp against the sand. Tucker, lean and weathered, sat apart, his eyes like chipped flint. A tin of Zyn pouches rested in his palm, glinting faintly.
First Man (spitting into the dirt): "Ain't natural, Tucker. Chewin' them pouches like some dandy. Why not take a man's plug, or a smoke?"
Tucker (voice low, steady): "Plug's for fools who court death slow. Smoke's a beacon for them that hunt us. This—" (he tapped the tin, deliberate) "—this is clean. Sharp. Keeps the mind honed and the hand steady."
Second Man (grinning, teeth stained): "You reckon that little pouch makes you some kinda warrior? I seen men kill with nothin' but a blade and hate."
Tucker (unmoving, eyes fixed): "Ain't about the killin'. It's about the livin'. You let the world dull you, you’re already bled out. This—" (he slipped a pouch under his lip, slow, defiant) "—cuts through the fog. Makes you see the world as it is. Raw. True."
First Man (scoffing): "Fancy talk. You ain't no prophet. Just a man with a tin."
Tucker (leaning forward, firelight catching the hard lines of his face): "Prophet? No. But I ain't blind neither. You cling to your filth, your tar, your slow rot. Me? I choose what keeps me awake. What keeps me movin'. Out here, that’s the only law."
The second man stirred, hand twitching toward the knife at his belt. Tucker’s gaze flicked to him, unyielding, like a hawk sighting prey. The air grew taut, the desert vast and silent around them.
Second Man (voice tight): "You callin' us weak, Carlson?"
Tucker (smiling faint, cold): "I ain't callin' you nothin'. But you draw that blade, you best know what you’re wakin'."
The man froze, hand hovering. The first man laughed, low and nervous, breaking the spell. Tucker eased back, slipping another pouch from the tin, his movements calm, deliberate. The fire popped, and the night swallowed them again.
Tucker (near a whisper, to the dark): "World’s a hard place. You either cut through it, or it cuts you."
The men said nothing more, and the desert listened. |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: umber macaca unnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909908) |
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Date: May 7th, 2025 1:38 AM Author: stubborn hall blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48910145) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: 180 low-t fat ankles fake news. tucker knows what he is. that doesn't mean he can't like the outdoors, etc., but he doesn't pretend to be something he's not |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: talking dysfunction institution Rich east coast WASPs like the outdoors and outdoorsy activities. Its not an act. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906619) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: big-titted cerebral stag film pistol i agree. i don't think it's an act (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906631) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: mildly autistic corner jew In a different kind of way than proles. It’s calculated and contained outdoorsy activity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907633) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: fuchsia bearded lettuce This. op's only interaction with east coasters is probably his fellow jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907971) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Insecure Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909911) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Aquamarine kitty he should rebrand as an mma guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906621) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Shimmering federal voyeur deer antler Tucker's a prep and mma is for jocks and scumbags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906689) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: flushed motley philosopher-king church building op revealing his jewishness itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906627) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Insecure Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909912) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: ruddy high-end headpube candlestick maker That's like when George W. Bush (Yale '68) got a "ranch" in Texas after growing up wealthy in Connecticut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906628) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Shimmering federal voyeur deer antler I don't think his motivation was relatability/electabilty here, his campaign team saw the image for what it was and built around it. anyway the Bush family had a lot of oil land for at least 2 generations before W and someone needed to manage it and it wasn't going to be Jeb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906712) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: free-loading theater stage Yeah the bush family did have strong Texas ties (see, e.g. https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Zapata_Petroleum) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907627) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Odious theatre ape they're both deep state. GHWB at least was honest about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907630) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy principal's office upper class east coast WASPS have been camping and enjoying the outdoors forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906629) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Insecure Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909913) |
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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: Mischievous Prole Kitchen Camping in a 12k sq/ft “cabin” on the ocean or lake or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48910019) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: contagious cruise ship cuck he's an LL Bean outdoorsman, it isn't true America but it isn't an act (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906644) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Crimson impertinent main people jap perfect way of putting it. watch the interview with the dood on analog vs digital cars. you dont have to be raised a mechanic to understand why modern cars suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906646) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:00 PM Author: big-titted cerebral stag film pistol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906693) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen people itt have never been to upper new england. its all orvis and ll bean and dudes that are identical to tucker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908712) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Insecure Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909914) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Hilarious indian lodge cumskin Tucker is a little bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906713) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:20 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Vermilion Personal Credit Line Menage Tucker’s dad was given up for adoption and his mom’s last name was Lombardi. Is he really a WASP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906749) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Adventurous flirting sneaky criminal faggotry this poast is a prime example of the jewish brain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48906941) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:03 AM Author: Odious theatre ape He’s from California and his dad is some deep state guy. Def grew up rich but not an east coast wasp by any stretch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907436) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: Vigorous Startled Striped Hyena I'm convinced he's a spook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48907966) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: big-titted cerebral stag film pistol a lot of east coast dorks in denial got MAF in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908093) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Titillating cobalt partner xoers struggling to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily go outside (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908711) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: Apoplectic Liquid Oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48908713) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Demanding Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909702) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: mind-boggling honey-headed indirect expression If you to his interviews with comedians, he's actually a broken home guy larping as a wasp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909340) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:15 PM Author: Shimmering federal voyeur deer antler don't be too sure abt that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720835&forum_id=2).#48909885) |
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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:18 AM Author: magenta exciting pocket flask wouldn’t call it a full on larp.
it’s just that he’s pretty much a mix of everything and has changed up his shtick a few times. his current one is no more “absurd” than the previous ones imo |