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crystalline lay
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
impressive coffee pot boltzmann
  05/05/25
Cr
henna address hairy legs
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Demanding nibblets
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soul-stirring mexican nowag
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Green Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Den
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
tripping faggot firefighter
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Vivacious tattoo chapel
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
tripping faggot firefighter
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Vivacious tattoo chapel
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Contagious place of business death wish
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Vivacious tattoo chapel
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Contagious place of business death wish
  05/05/25
180
Vivacious tattoo chapel
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Violent Silver Liquid Oxygen
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
cyan newt
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excitant crackhouse ape
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Vibrant bearded station mediation
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
emerald background story
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Vibrant bearded station mediation
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
soul-stirring mexican nowag
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
amber sadistic site
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Chest-beating Alpha Water Buffalo
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
cyan newt
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Provocative locale
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Demanding nibblets
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
emerald background story
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crystalline lay
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
emerald background story
  05/09/25
1800000
crystalline lay
  05/10/25
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emerald background story
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
outnumbered opaque hospital
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
galvanic senate philosopher-king
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
bright passionate clown tank
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
soul-stirring mexican nowag
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
outnumbered opaque hospital
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Green Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Den
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
outnumbered opaque hospital
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
outnumbered opaque hospital
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crystalline lay
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outnumbered opaque hospital
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Mewling incel business firm
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Twinkling pontificating circlehead boiling water
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Translucent theater stage fortuitous meteor
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: crystalline lay



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: impressive coffee pot boltzmann

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: henna address hairy legs

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Demanding nibblets



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring mexican nowag



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Green Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Den



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: tripping faggot firefighter

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Vivacious tattoo chapel

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: tripping faggot firefighter

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Vivacious tattoo chapel



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Contagious place of business death wish

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Vivacious tattoo chapel

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Contagious place of business death wish

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Vivacious tattoo chapel

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Violent Silver Liquid Oxygen

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: cyan newt

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: excitant crackhouse ape



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Vibrant bearded station mediation

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: emerald background story

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Vibrant bearded station mediation

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring mexican nowag

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: amber sadistic site

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Chest-beating Alpha Water Buffalo

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: cyan newt

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Provocative locale

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Demanding nibblets

I like undercutters pizza.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: emerald background story

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: crystalline lay



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: emerald background story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: crystalline lay

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: emerald background story



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: outnumbered opaque hospital

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: galvanic senate philosopher-king

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bright passionate clown tank

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring mexican nowag

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: outnumbered opaque hospital

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Green Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Den

scholarship is 180, boner police

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: outnumbered opaque hospital

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: outnumbered opaque hospital

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: crystalline lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: outnumbered opaque hospital



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Mewling incel business firm

My bum is on the Swedish

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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Twinkling pontificating circlehead boiling water

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Translucent theater stage fortuitous meteor

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918763)