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My 86 year old dad is in the middle of open heart surgery right now

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/14/25
if he survives will you finger his asshole
zombie-like mint locale
  05/14/25
prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack
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Excitant Partner
  05/14/25
No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and la...
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  05/14/25
she fed him Kools, amirite
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  05/15/25
He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he s...
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  05/15/25
not Benson & Hedges?
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  05/15/25
Nope
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/15/25
How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks
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  05/14/25
I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is ...
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/14/25
He survived.
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/14/25
happy for you and him.
Wonderful People Who Are Hurt Theater
  05/15/25
Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Do...
domesticated puppy
  05/15/25
He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him ...
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  05/15/25
THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!
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Lavender spectacular bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  05/15/25
Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough r...
histrionic hell
  05/15/25
My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironi...
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/15/25
Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the a...
histrionic hell
  05/15/25
This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surg...
Thriller coiffed stage nowag
  05/15/25
widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?
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  05/15/25
If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack...
Thriller coiffed stage nowag
  05/15/25
congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years
laughsome onyx dragon roommate
  05/15/25
that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and f...
Lavender spectacular bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  05/15/25
he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab
Adventurous senate
  05/15/25
86 year old dad? are you 60?
hilarious alcoholic kitty cat filthpig
  05/15/25
you aren't? do you know where you are, son?
tripping internal respiration church building
  05/15/25
My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood tra...
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/15/25
Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night arou...
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/20/25
Boomers, right?
Glittery jade state patrolman
  05/20/25
I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in...
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/20/25
It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. No...
Glittery jade state patrolman
  05/20/25
The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, co...
histrionic hell
  05/20/25
...
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/20/25
xo prayers have been sent
kink-friendly passionate home
  05/20/25
Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell ...
crystalline dead site cumskin
  05/20/25
...
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/20/25
Let's be more realistic here. Call him 1x / week.
Puce Balding Point
  05/20/25
Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never ...
Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital
  05/20/25
Poast the recipe
domesticated puppy
  05/20/25
Let me see if I can find it, one sec.
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  05/20/25
My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her ...
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  05/20/25
Ty
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  05/21/25
Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed...
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  05/20/25
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: zombie-like mint locale

if he survives will you finger his asshole

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Aquamarine startling shrine gay wizard

prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Excitant Partner



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and lack of exercise.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine startling shrine gay wizard

she fed him Kools, amirite

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he smoked Kent lol

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Copper Whorehouse

not Benson & Hedges?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

Nope

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: burgundy submissive sound barrier potus

How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks

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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is still alive, but somewhere probably between half a mil and a mil.

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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

He survived.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Wonderful People Who Are Hurt Theater

happy for you and him.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: domesticated puppy

Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Does he have any plans for when he gets home?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him up tomorrow. Sounds like the concern now is to let the broken ribs heal and there is a risk that if he moves suddenly or the wrong way, they won't heal right. They are going to wake him up tomorrow and then he's going to some rehab place to rehab for 4-6 weeks.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Greedy Fluffy Juggernaut

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Lavender spectacular bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: histrionic hell

Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough recovery.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironically the older patients recover better than younger ones.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: histrionic hell

Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the anesthesia that’s a problem for older patients.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Thriller coiffed stage nowag

This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surgery and had tons of chest pain and shoulder upper back pain for years after.

After a ton of PT she's better but it took a lot. Because they really crank you open when they split your chest open.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Crimson foreskin principal's office

widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Thriller coiffed stage nowag

If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack prompted and was not an LAD.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: laughsome onyx dragon roommate

congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Lavender spectacular bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and for the kids, another couple of years with their grandpa

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Adventurous senate

he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: hilarious alcoholic kitty cat filthpig

86 year old dad? are you 60?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: tripping internal respiration church building

you aren't? do you know where you are, son?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood transfusion. I said to make sure to tell him both the good and bad news. She was confused so I said, "Tell him the good news is that he survived the surgery. The bad news is he got a blood transfusion and now he has AIDS."

She laughed and said, "That's not funny." I said yeah it is, that's why you're laughing.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night around midnight Eastern Time and he called me on FaceTime, but I could only hear him, not see him.

I asked him where he was and he said home. I said no you aren't, you are in hospital and he insisted he was home. Turn on the camera I told him.

He said, "I don't think I'm going to make it, bud," and my heart skipped a beat.

"What do you mean," I asked him.

"They kidnapped me!" he said and then I heard a nurse telling him to press the green button to turn on the camera.

That's when I said, "See, you ARE in the hospital. No one is kidnapping you, dad," and he goes, "Ah, they got me all drugged up."

"Enjoy it while you can," I told him and told him he could call me anytime. We spoke again today, he was still out of it.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Glittery jade state patrolman

Boomers, right?

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in 1938 so I'm not sure he qualifies as a boomer. Isn't that people born right after WWII?

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Glittery jade state patrolman

It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. Now that I have additional biographical details I will try again:

This motherfucker thinks he’s Charlie Chaplin

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: histrionic hell

The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, cognitively speaking. My grandfather acted the same way when he had surgery at that age.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly passionate home

xo prayers have been sent

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: crystalline dead site cumskin

Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell him how much you love him.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Puce Balding Point

Let's be more realistic here.

Call him 1x / week.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never been a talker. He's actually quite lucid right now and just finished dinner. He had spaghetti with marinara. I asked him if they used Aunt Charlotte's marinara recipe (she used to cook for Dean Martin) and he said hell no.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: domesticated puppy

Poast the recipe

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

Let me see if I can find it, one sec.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital

My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her own marinara recipe so I need to get it from her. She didn't pick up, but I'll poast it when I get it.

I remember she uses Contadina sauce and she said the key was using an entire sweet onion, don't chop it up, just let the entire onion sit in the pot.

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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: domesticated puppy

Ty

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Lascivious cocky office pistol

Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed to go into hospice care. I'm going down to bring him up for a visit and I hope he stays. It won't be a pretty end for my kids to see but it's real life.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: crystalline dead site cumskin



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic Slippery Genital Piercing Hospital



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