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My 86 year old dad is in the middle of open heart surgery right now

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/14/25
if he survives will you finger his asshole
Chestnut whorehouse
  05/14/25
prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack
sickened glittery reading party french chef
  05/14/25
...
Big-titted Topaz Space Wrinkle
  05/14/25
No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and la...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/14/25
she fed him Kools, amirite
sickened glittery reading party french chef
  05/15/25
He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he s...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/15/25
not Benson & Hedges?
cerebral green library persian
  05/15/25
Nope
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/15/25
How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks
Saffron Bonkers Double Fault
  05/14/25
I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is ...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/14/25
He survived.
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/14/25
happy for you and him.
Canary Stag Film Water Buffalo
  05/15/25
Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Do...
spectacular olive prole
  05/15/25
He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him ...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/15/25
THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!
thirsty feces
  05/15/25
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orchid dashing volcanic crater yarmulke
  05/15/25
Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough r...
cyan fighting plaza
  05/15/25
My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironi...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/15/25
Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the a...
cyan fighting plaza
  05/15/25
This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surg...
Hairraiser Church Fanboi
  05/15/25
widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?
Ungodly gold stain cuckoldry
  05/15/25
If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack...
Hairraiser Church Fanboi
  05/15/25
congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years
flesh thriller cumskin meetinghouse
  05/15/25
that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and f...
orchid dashing volcanic crater yarmulke
  05/15/25
he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab
infuriating smoky nowag people who are hurt
  05/15/25
86 year old dad? are you 60?
Mind-boggling karate
  05/15/25
you aren't? do you know where you are, son?
Passionate Ratface Private Investor
  05/15/25
My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood tra...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/15/25
Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night arou...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/20/25
Boomers, right?
Greedy Contagious Property
  05/20/25
I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/20/25
It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. No...
Greedy Contagious Property
  05/20/25
The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, co...
cyan fighting plaza
  05/20/25
...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/20/25
xo prayers have been sent
henna point goal in life
  05/20/25
Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell ...
Impertinent legend son of senegal
  05/20/25
...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/20/25
Let's be more realistic here. Call him 1x / week.
Charismatic judgmental office jap
  05/20/25
Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never ...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/20/25
Poast the recipe
spectacular olive prole
  05/20/25
Let me see if I can find it, one sec.
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/20/25
My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her ...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/20/25
Ty
spectacular olive prole
  05/21/25
Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed...
razzle maize crackhouse coldplay fan
  05/20/25
...
Impertinent legend son of senegal
  05/20/25
...
ultramarine parlor philosopher-king
  05/20/25


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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Chestnut whorehouse

if he survives will you finger his asshole

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: sickened glittery reading party french chef

prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Big-titted Topaz Space Wrinkle



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and lack of exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48930997)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sickened glittery reading party french chef

she fed him Kools, amirite

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he smoked Kent lol

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: cerebral green library persian

not Benson & Hedges?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

Nope

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Saffron Bonkers Double Fault

How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks

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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is still alive, but somewhere probably between half a mil and a mil.

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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

He survived.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Canary Stag Film Water Buffalo

happy for you and him.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: spectacular olive prole

Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Does he have any plans for when he gets home?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him up tomorrow. Sounds like the concern now is to let the broken ribs heal and there is a risk that if he moves suddenly or the wrong way, they won't heal right. They are going to wake him up tomorrow and then he's going to some rehab place to rehab for 4-6 weeks.

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: thirsty feces

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: orchid dashing volcanic crater yarmulke



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: cyan fighting plaza

Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough recovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48934107)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironically the older patients recover better than younger ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48934114)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: cyan fighting plaza

Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the anesthesia that’s a problem for older patients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48934121)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Church Fanboi

This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surgery and had tons of chest pain and shoulder upper back pain for years after.

After a ton of PT she's better but it took a lot. Because they really crank you open when they split your chest open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48934244)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Ungodly gold stain cuckoldry

widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Church Fanboi

If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack prompted and was not an LAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48934247)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: flesh thriller cumskin meetinghouse

congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: orchid dashing volcanic crater yarmulke

that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and for the kids, another couple of years with their grandpa

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: infuriating smoky nowag people who are hurt

he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48934123)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling karate

86 year old dad? are you 60?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Passionate Ratface Private Investor

you aren't? do you know where you are, son?

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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood transfusion. I said to make sure to tell him both the good and bad news. She was confused so I said, "Tell him the good news is that he survived the surgery. The bad news is he got a blood transfusion and now he has AIDS."

She laughed and said, "That's not funny." I said yeah it is, that's why you're laughing.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night around midnight Eastern Time and he called me on FaceTime, but I could only hear him, not see him.

I asked him where he was and he said home. I said no you aren't, you are in hospital and he insisted he was home. Turn on the camera I told him.

He said, "I don't think I'm going to make it, bud," and my heart skipped a beat.

"What do you mean," I asked him.

"They kidnapped me!" he said and then I heard a nurse telling him to press the green button to turn on the camera.

That's when I said, "See, you ARE in the hospital. No one is kidnapping you, dad," and he goes, "Ah, they got me all drugged up."

"Enjoy it while you can," I told him and told him he could call me anytime. We spoke again today, he was still out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48948708)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Greedy Contagious Property

Boomers, right?

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in 1938 so I'm not sure he qualifies as a boomer. Isn't that people born right after WWII?

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Greedy Contagious Property

It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. Now that I have additional biographical details I will try again:

This motherfucker thinks he’s Charlie Chaplin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48948838)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: cyan fighting plaza

The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, cognitively speaking. My grandfather acted the same way when he had surgery at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48948727)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: henna point goal in life

xo prayers have been sent

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Impertinent legend son of senegal

Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell him how much you love him.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Charismatic judgmental office jap

Let's be more realistic here.

Call him 1x / week.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never been a talker. He's actually quite lucid right now and just finished dinner. He had spaghetti with marinara. I asked him if they used Aunt Charlotte's marinara recipe (she used to cook for Dean Martin) and he said hell no.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: spectacular olive prole

Poast the recipe

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

Let me see if I can find it, one sec.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king

My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her own marinara recipe so I need to get it from her. She didn't pick up, but I'll poast it when I get it.

I remember she uses Contadina sauce and she said the key was using an entire sweet onion, don't chop it up, just let the entire onion sit in the pot.

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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: spectacular olive prole

Ty

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: razzle maize crackhouse coldplay fan

Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed to go into hospice care. I'm going down to bring him up for a visit and I hope he stays. It won't be a pretty end for my kids to see but it's real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2).#48948775)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Impertinent legend son of senegal



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: ultramarine parlor philosopher-king



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