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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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beady-eyed location
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Trip Misanthropic Step-uncle's House
  05/20/25
Never played it
beady-eyed location
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Lake parlor
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
beady-eyed location
  05/20/25
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
wario land
opaque bearded keepsake machete dilemma
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
beady-eyed location
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Marvelous legend ratface
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
beady-eyed location
  05/20/25
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exhilarant yellow set faggot firefighter
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Bateful bawdyhouse
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
beady-eyed location
  10/23/25
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exhilarant yellow set faggot firefighter
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
wonderful rose quadroon azn
  10/23/25
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
insane erotic university telephone
  10/23/25
Jesus
Trip Misanthropic Step-uncle's House
  10/23/25
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
SneakersSO
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
SneakersSO
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Ass Sunstein
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
SneakersSO
  10/25/25
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ethereal connection
  10/25/25
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SneakersSO
  10/25/25
180
ethereal connection
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goy orbison
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ethereal connection
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed location

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Trip Misanthropic Step-uncle's House

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed location

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Lake parlor

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed location

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: opaque bearded keepsake machete dilemma

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed location

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Marvelous legend ratface

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed location

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: exhilarant yellow set faggot firefighter



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Bateful bawdyhouse

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed location

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: exhilarant yellow set faggot firefighter



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: wonderful rose quadroon azn

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: insane erotic university telephone

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Trip Misanthropic Step-uncle's House

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: SneakersSO

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: SneakersSO

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: SneakersSO

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: SneakersSO

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: ethereal connection

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: goy orbison



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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