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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
titillating abode
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
Beta yellow corner pisswyrm
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
Mind-boggling startled menage marketing idea
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
Thriller twinkling brunch friendly grandma
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
duck-like blood rage
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
hideous nursing home sound barrier
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
Gaped Bistre Toilet Seat
  07/15/25
Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogs...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  07/21/25
what is your handicap
duck-like blood rage
  07/21/25
5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  07/22/25
nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i p...
duck-like blood rage
  07/22/25
I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  08/04/25
no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few mo...
Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker
  08/04/25
I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst...
duck-like blood rage
  08/05/25
I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chil...
Mewling plaza
  08/05/25
Happens. I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 o...
duck-like blood rage
  08/05/25
another bad day this morning, fuck my ass
duck-like blood rage
  08/09/25
Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.
duck-like blood rage
  08/05/25
is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting ...
tripping stain double fault
  08/09/25
i like it a lot so far, very slim profile compared to hoofer...
duck-like blood rage
  08/10/25
ty. ill have to look at one in person ive been wanting to re...
tripping stain double fault
  08/12/25
Love it so far, walked 18 this past weekend and shoulder car...
duck-like blood rage
  08/12/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: titillating abode

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Beta yellow corner pisswyrm

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling startled menage marketing idea

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Thriller twinkling brunch friendly grandma

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: duck-like blood rage

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Bull headed wagecucks idea he suggested

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: hideous nursing home sound barrier

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Gaped Bistre Toilet Seat

take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49103097)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

Driver is good now and putting decent. irons are still dogshit. made it through round 1 of club championshit yesterday then got smoked in the afternoon round 2 by some lunatic who's a HS Biology teacher and happens to be married to a radiologist and has grown up kids so just gets to golf every day in the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49118989)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: duck-like blood rage

what is your handicap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49119895)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

5.2 currently. was 4.7 going into the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49120868)



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: duck-like blood rage

nice, i'm hoping to get to mid-low teens by this winter (i played my first real round in late 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49122937)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

I'm hoping to sandbag up to a 7 or 8 by the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49154913)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Fluffy Razzle-dazzle University Windowlicker

no movement after a dogshit 81 sunday morning. have a few more rounds from months ago i need to fart out.

https://imgur.com/2Y9OItP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49156342)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: duck-like blood rage

I shot a 40/9 this past Saturday and then a 107(!), my worst score ever, the following day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49158577)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Mewling plaza

I turned +1 through 7 into an 88 last week, thanks to a chill, fratty, Triple-Bogey-Double-Double-Triple stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49158620)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: duck-like blood rage

Happens.

I'm playing nine on Saturday morning then 18 on Sunday with friends, can't wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49160473)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: duck-like blood rage

another bad day this morning, fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49169601)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: duck-like blood rage

Also I bought myself a ping moonlander.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49160481)



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Date: August 9th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: tripping stain double fault

is it credited? it looks pretty cool id think about getting one if i didnt already have 4 ping bags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49169605)



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Date: August 10th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: duck-like blood rage

i like it a lot so far, very slim profile compared to hoofer / hoofer lite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49172802)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: tripping stain double fault

ty. ill have to look at one in person ive been wanting to replace the one i use when i carry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49178652)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: duck-like blood rage

Love it so far, walked 18 this past weekend and shoulder carried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2).#49179239)