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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Massive tanning salon pistol
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
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Massive tanning salon pistol
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sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
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  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
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  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
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I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
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Much like my wife
Massive tanning salon pistol
  05/28/25
jfc
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tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Massive tanning salon pistol

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: aromatic indecent athletic conference business firm

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Massive tanning salon pistol



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: boyish rusted dysfunction lettuce

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Massive tanning salon pistol



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: godawful vibrant office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Domesticated Step-uncle's House Half-breed

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged electric furnace

id buy one u got a link?

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: cracking sapphire digit ratio



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Mustard church building

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Massive tanning salon pistol

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: racy buff casino

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: provocative alcoholic hell travel guidebook

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

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