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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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spectacular masturbator
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Overrated coffee pot hall
  05/30/25
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Charcoal personal credit line
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
boyish magenta stag film
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
talking mauve faggot firefighter useless brakes
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Sickened doctorate base
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
painfully honest swashbuckling windowlicker nursing home
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Sickened doctorate base
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
motley rusted church building
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
glassy medicated address
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Internet-worthy fragrant step-uncle's house
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Electric Orchestra Pit
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
diverse crawly deer antler sandwich
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Aqua senate
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
diverse crawly deer antler sandwich
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
narrow-minded dopamine
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
stirring bipolar keepsake machete institution
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: spectacular masturbator



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Overrated coffee pot hall

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Charcoal personal credit line



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: boyish magenta stag film

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: talking mauve faggot firefighter useless brakes

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Sickened doctorate base

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: painfully honest swashbuckling windowlicker nursing home

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Sickened doctorate base

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: motley rusted church building

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: glassy medicated address

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Internet-worthy fragrant step-uncle's house

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Electric Orchestra Pit

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: diverse crawly deer antler sandwich

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Aqua senate

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: diverse crawly deer antler sandwich

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: narrow-minded dopamine

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: stirring bipolar keepsake machete institution

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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