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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
stimulating temple
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Thriller Amethyst Step-uncle's House Friendly Grandma
  06/03/25
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pink station
  06/04/25
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Brilliant Soul-stirring Deer Antler Clown
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
racy swollen weed whacker
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
stimulating temple
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
hairraiser sick parlour
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Blathering box office factory reset button
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
stimulating temple
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Startling Stag Film
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Adventurous pozpig hospital
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
stimulating temple
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Free-loading Contagious Garrison
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
trip emerald base quadroon
  06/03/25
obviously yes
gay ratface
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
navy very tactful incel
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
rose bateful den
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
indigo aphrodisiac main people theatre
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
stimulating temple
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
talented associate toaster
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
navy very tactful incel
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
onyx business firm codepig
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
painfully honest university background story
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
curious market
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Startling Stag Film
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
lascivious autistic shrine idiot
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
curious market
  06/04/25
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pink station
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Free-loading Contagious Garrison
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
unholy lettuce nursing home
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
onyx business firm codepig
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
stimulating temple
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Charismatic charcoal house
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Maroon swashbuckling meetinghouse
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: stimulating temple

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Thriller Amethyst Step-uncle's House Friendly Grandma

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: pink station



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Brilliant Soul-stirring Deer Antler Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: racy swollen weed whacker

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: stimulating temple

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: hairraiser sick parlour

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Blathering box office factory reset button

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: stimulating temple

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Startling Stag Film

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Adventurous pozpig hospital

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: stimulating temple

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Free-loading Contagious Garrison

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: trip emerald base quadroon

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: gay ratface

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: navy very tactful incel

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: rose bateful den

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: indigo aphrodisiac main people theatre

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: stimulating temple

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: talented associate toaster

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: navy very tactful incel

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: onyx business firm codepig

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: painfully honest university background story

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: curious market

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Startling Stag Film

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: lascivious autistic shrine idiot

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: curious market

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: pink station



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Free-loading Contagious Garrison

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: unholy lettuce nursing home

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: onyx business firm codepig

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: stimulating temple

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Charismatic charcoal house

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Maroon swashbuckling meetinghouse

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986845)