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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
soul-stirring lodge really tough guy
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
alcoholic property
  06/03/25
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chest-beating sanctuary
  06/04/25
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cordovan arousing kitty cat volcanic crater
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
swashbuckling metal theater coffee pot
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
soul-stirring lodge really tough guy
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
mauve piazza
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
deep concupiscible casino striped hyena
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
soul-stirring lodge really tough guy
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
scarlet set
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
French Kitchen Quadroon
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
soul-stirring lodge really tough guy
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Magical circlehead shrine
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Spectacular hyperventilating rehab faggot firefighter
  06/03/25
obviously yes
slap-happy private investor
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Rusted halford
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
curious mood
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
mentally impaired maniacal gas station
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
soul-stirring lodge really tough guy
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Clear splenetic area
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Rusted halford
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
impertinent dark turdskin organic girlfriend
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Vigorous citrine hospital hominid
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Sadistic sable keepsake machete
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
scarlet set
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Lilac Rigor Forum
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Sadistic sable keepsake machete
  06/04/25
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chest-beating sanctuary
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Magical circlehead shrine
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
mind-boggling very tactful chapel
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
impertinent dark turdskin organic girlfriend
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
soul-stirring lodge really tough guy
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
glittery locus
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Excitant white principal's office
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring lodge really tough guy

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: alcoholic property

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: chest-beating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cordovan arousing kitty cat volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling metal theater coffee pot

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring lodge really tough guy

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: mauve piazza

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: deep concupiscible casino striped hyena

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring lodge really tough guy

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: scarlet set

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: French Kitchen Quadroon

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring lodge really tough guy

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Magical circlehead shrine

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Spectacular hyperventilating rehab faggot firefighter

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: slap-happy private investor

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Rusted halford

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: curious mood

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: mentally impaired maniacal gas station

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring lodge really tough guy

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Clear splenetic area

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Rusted halford

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: impertinent dark turdskin organic girlfriend

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Vigorous citrine hospital hominid

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Sadistic sable keepsake machete

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: scarlet set

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Lilac Rigor Forum

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Sadistic sable keepsake machete

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: chest-beating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Magical circlehead shrine

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling very tactful chapel

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: impertinent dark turdskin organic girlfriend

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring lodge really tough guy

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: glittery locus

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Excitant white principal's office

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986845)