Date: June 14th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Cheese-eating Smoky Lay
I have two industrial bug zappers because I fucking hate mosquitos. My shitlib neighbor says that it's "dangerous for the ecosystem" or whatever and installed a bunch of bright lights on his property to attract the mosquitos away from mine. Why are people like this? Not complaining, by the way.
Date: June 14th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: offensive preventive strike
Mosquitos are attracted to obese people, obese sweat tastes much better to them. So it's likely they're bothering you and the HOG much more than the neighbor. The neighbor would understand your position if only had an extra couple of hundred pounds.
Date: June 14th, 2025 10:44 PM Author: arousing chad
the neighbor just hates you and thinks ur a slob and is using this as an excuse to inform you of his disdain for you. this is sincere help/insight btw.