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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
yellow piazza trust fund
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
magenta crackhouse
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Razzmatazz clown cuck
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
magenta crackhouse
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spectacular base
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Supple tripping sandwich
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
white headpube
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Supple tripping sandwich
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appetizing ticket booth toilet seat
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olive pungent senate crotch
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Greedy Center Jewess
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
mewling multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
Big Turquoise Famous Landscape Painting Spot
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mewling multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
chestnut legend ape
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beady-eyed rehab queen of the night
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bronze odious market
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French brilliant puppy temple
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charcoal point
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vivacious cream striped hyena field
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Pontificating house
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Frisky coldplay fan round eye
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
crystalline tank
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
aqua lodge
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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alcoholic iridescent new version step-uncle's house
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spectacular base
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boyish useless water buffalo lay
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
olive pungent senate crotch
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: yellow piazza trust fund

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: magenta crackhouse

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz clown cuck

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: magenta crackhouse

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: spectacular base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Supple tripping sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: white headpube

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Supple tripping sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: appetizing ticket booth toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: olive pungent senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Greedy Center Jewess

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: mewling multi-billionaire

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Big Turquoise Famous Landscape Painting Spot

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: mewling multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: chestnut legend ape

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed rehab queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: bronze odious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: French brilliant puppy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent new version step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: charcoal point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent new version step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: vivacious cream striped hyena field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Pontificating house

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Frisky coldplay fan round eye

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: crystalline tank

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: aqua lodge

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Hairless tan newt

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent new version step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: spectacular base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: boyish useless water buffalo lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: olive pungent senate crotch

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057026)