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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
submissive milk office
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
self-absorbed smoky lay
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
sienna ticket booth mad-dog skullcap
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
self-absorbed smoky lay
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Painfully Honest Boyish Box Office
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honey-headed galvanic sex offender
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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Zombie-like Trust Fund
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awkward wonderful telephone
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Costumed Fantasy-prone Crotch Public Bath
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
histrionic selfie
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
Out-of-control Wrinkle State
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histrionic selfie
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
grizzly kitchen
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Greedy Hateful Feces Market
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Insanely creepy arousing point
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Big Ladyboy Windowlicker
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
marvelous ape locus
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Hideous menage
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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Mewling base
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Painfully Honest Boyish Box Office
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Titillating disrespectful coffee pot house
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
awkward wonderful telephone
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: submissive milk office

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed smoky lay

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: sienna ticket booth mad-dog skullcap

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: self-absorbed smoky lay

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Boyish Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: honey-headed galvanic sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: cerebral rigor principal's office

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: honey-headed galvanic sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Zombie-like Trust Fund

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Costumed Fantasy-prone Crotch Public Bath

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: histrionic selfie

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Out-of-control Wrinkle State

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: histrionic selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: grizzly kitchen

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Scarlet blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: stimulating foreskin site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: deep jewess international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mewling base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: insecure talented black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Mewling base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Greedy Hateful Feces Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Insanely creepy arousing point

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Big Ladyboy Windowlicker

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: marvelous ape locus

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Hideous menage

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Spruce unhinged goyim

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mewling base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Boyish Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Titillating disrespectful coffee pot house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: awkward wonderful telephone

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2).#49057026)