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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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exhilarant lime box office
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Blue nubile police squad brunch
  06/27/25
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Umber milk theater stage
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Nofapping range
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
exhilarant lime box office
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Nofapping range
  06/27/25
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territorial cuck mad cow disease
  06/27/25
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Thriller resort
  06/27/25
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navy wild set pozpig
  06/27/25
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Brass Patrolman
  06/27/25
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Brass Patrolman
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
ebony locale
  06/27/25
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stirring party of the first part half-breed
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Thriller resort
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
burgundy center gaming laptop
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Thriller resort
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Nofapping range
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Thriller resort
  06/27/25
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Sick selfie
  06/27/25
It's both
Aqua international law enforcement agency
  06/27/25
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navy wild set pozpig
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Iridescent weed whacker
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
heady toilet seat
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Blue nubile police squad brunch
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
disgusting lascivious heaven
  06/27/25
lmfao
burgundy center gaming laptop
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Tan regret
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
navy wild set pozpig
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Tan regret
  06/27/25
lmao
Brass Patrolman
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Nofapping range
  06/27/25
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arousing garnet den
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Brass Patrolman
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Maize sweet tailpipe gaping
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Brass Patrolman
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Thriller resort
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Maize sweet tailpipe gaping
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Thriller resort
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
navy wild set pozpig
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Tan regret
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Brass Patrolman
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
navy wild set pozpig
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Startling Wonderful Office
  06/27/25
TiTscR
scarlet aggressive ape university
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
exhilarant lime box office
  06/27/25
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exhilarant lime box office
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Iridescent weed whacker
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Tripping orchestra pit
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Soul-stirring coldplay fan
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
sapphire shrine
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
pale home volcanic crater
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Tripping orchestra pit
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Vigorous Market Philosopher-king
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
heady toilet seat
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Brass Patrolman
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
pale home volcanic crater
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Tripping orchestra pit
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: exhilarant lime box office



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Blue nubile police squad brunch

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Umber milk theater stage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Nofapping range

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: exhilarant lime box office

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Nofapping range

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: territorial cuck mad cow disease



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Thriller resort



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: navy wild set pozpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Brass Patrolman



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Brass Patrolman



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: ebony locale

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: stirring party of the first part half-breed



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Thriller resort

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: burgundy center gaming laptop

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Thriller resort

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Nofapping range

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Thriller resort

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Sick selfie



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Aqua international law enforcement agency

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: navy wild set pozpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Iridescent weed whacker

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: heady toilet seat

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Blue nubile police squad brunch

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: disgusting lascivious heaven

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: burgundy center gaming laptop

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Tan regret

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: navy wild set pozpig

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Tan regret

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Brass Patrolman

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Nofapping range

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: arousing garnet den



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Brass Patrolman

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Maize sweet tailpipe gaping

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Brass Patrolman

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Thriller resort

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Maize sweet tailpipe gaping

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Thriller resort

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: navy wild set pozpig

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Tan regret

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Brass Patrolman

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: navy wild set pozpig

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Startling Wonderful Office

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: scarlet aggressive ape university

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: exhilarant lime box office

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: exhilarant lime box office



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Iridescent weed whacker

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Tripping orchestra pit

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring coldplay fan

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sapphire shrine

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: pale home volcanic crater

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Tripping orchestra pit

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Vigorous Market Philosopher-king

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: heady toilet seat

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Brass Patrolman

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: pale home volcanic crater

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Tripping orchestra pit

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055482)