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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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swollen frozen nowag
  06/27/25
i support islam now
sadistic stead internal respiration
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Dashing Halford Parlour
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Indigo location french chef
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
swollen frozen nowag
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Indigo location french chef
  06/27/25
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learning disabled crackhouse doctorate
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amethyst hateful base
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passionate elite pit
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Ocher bateful nibblets
  06/27/25
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Ocher bateful nibblets
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Confused greedy round eye business firm
  06/27/25
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comical territorial stag film pervert
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
amethyst hateful base
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Turquoise National Security Agency Plaza
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
amethyst hateful base
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Indigo location french chef
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
amethyst hateful base
  06/27/25
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Iridescent Low-t Knife
  06/27/25
It's both
green supple laser beams
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passionate elite pit
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
crystalline aphrodisiac space fat ankles
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
appetizing primrose corner kitty
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
sadistic stead internal respiration
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Abusive Chest-beating Ape Meetinghouse
  06/27/25
lmfao
Turquoise National Security Agency Plaza
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
umber alpha
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
passionate elite pit
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
umber alpha
  06/27/25
lmao
Ocher bateful nibblets
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Indigo location french chef
  06/27/25
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insane volcanic crater
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Ocher bateful nibblets
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Overrated aquamarine station
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Ocher bateful nibblets
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
amethyst hateful base
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Overrated aquamarine station
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
amethyst hateful base
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
passionate elite pit
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
umber alpha
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Ocher bateful nibblets
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
passionate elite pit
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Dark flickering pocket flask
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Plum floppy church building
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
swollen frozen nowag
  06/27/25
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swollen frozen nowag
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
crystalline aphrodisiac space fat ankles
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
unholy sable turdskin
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
brindle parlor personal credit line
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Fantasy-prone Principal's Office Preventive Strike
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Wild olive queen of the night
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
unholy sable turdskin
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
boyish range
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
appetizing primrose corner kitty
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Ocher bateful nibblets
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Wild olive queen of the night
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
unholy sable turdskin
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: swollen frozen nowag



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: sadistic stead internal respiration

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Dashing Halford Parlour



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Indigo location french chef

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: swollen frozen nowag

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Indigo location french chef

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: learning disabled crackhouse doctorate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: amethyst hateful base



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: passionate elite pit



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Ocher bateful nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Ocher bateful nibblets



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Confused greedy round eye business firm

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: comical territorial stag film pervert



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: amethyst hateful base

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Turquoise National Security Agency Plaza

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: amethyst hateful base

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Indigo location french chef

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: amethyst hateful base

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Iridescent Low-t Knife



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: green supple laser beams

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: passionate elite pit



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: crystalline aphrodisiac space fat ankles

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: appetizing primrose corner kitty

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: sadistic stead internal respiration

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Abusive Chest-beating Ape Meetinghouse

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Turquoise National Security Agency Plaza

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: umber alpha

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: passionate elite pit

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: umber alpha

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Ocher bateful nibblets

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Indigo location french chef

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Ocher bateful nibblets

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Overrated aquamarine station

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Ocher bateful nibblets

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: amethyst hateful base

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Overrated aquamarine station

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: amethyst hateful base

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: passionate elite pit

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: umber alpha

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Ocher bateful nibblets

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: passionate elite pit

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Dark flickering pocket flask

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Plum floppy church building

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: swollen frozen nowag

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: swollen frozen nowag



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: crystalline aphrodisiac space fat ankles

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: unholy sable turdskin

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: brindle parlor personal credit line

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Principal's Office Preventive Strike

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Wild olive queen of the night

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: unholy sable turdskin

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: boyish range

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: appetizing primrose corner kitty

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ocher bateful nibblets

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Wild olive queen of the night

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: unholy sable turdskin

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055482)