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Safeway intercepts Evan39 saying his nuke program was obliterated
| Ultramarine turdskin pistol | 06/29/25 |
| hilarious translucent national stain | 06/29/25 |
| Irradiated Chartreuse Address | 06/30/25 |
| grizzly curious plaza | 06/30/25 |
| Ultramarine turdskin pistol | 06/30/25 |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Ultramarine turdskin pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2).#49058417) |
Date: June 29th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: hilarious translucent national stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2).#49058426) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Irradiated Chartreuse Address Subject: INTERNAL: Safeway Intelligence Archive Incident ID: 00892-EV39-NUKE Flagged Phrase: “My program was obliterated.” Location: Aisle 4 (Imports / Ethnic) Surveillance Notes:
Subject appeared unaware of active Club Card mic.
Whispered while holding expired hummus container.
HR notified. Tabitha dispatched.
Violation of Clause 9.2 confirmed.
Action Taken: Program neutralized. Access revoked.
Next Steps:
Weekly audit of deli mutterings
Begin Phase II of “Post-Linguistic Containment”
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: grizzly curious plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2).#49060321) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: Ultramarine turdskin pistol This was supposed to be "cuke program" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2).#49060326) |