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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
contagious library
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
contagious library
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Bearded greedy lodge
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/06/25
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Cordovan Electric Masturbator Parlor
  07/06/25
18000000000000
multi-colored stag film
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infuriating beady-eyed field messiness
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Bearded greedy lodge
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trip maroon hell
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Pearly volcanic crater
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Free-loading corner circlehead
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Hairless Wonderful Gaping Nursing Home
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Offensive lay faggot firefighter
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vermilion fighting half-breed menage
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excitant step-uncle's house
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laughsome queen of the night
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Twisted base
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Boyish pink clown
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titillating organic girlfriend
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
infuriating beady-eyed field messiness
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
contagious library
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
infuriating beady-eyed field messiness
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
infuriating beady-eyed field messiness
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
contagious library
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
infuriating beady-eyed field messiness
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
lilac adventurous gunner
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
infuriating beady-eyed field messiness
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
crimson mood
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Charismatic Dark Brunch Dingle Berry
  07/06/25
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titillating organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Pearly volcanic crater
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Appetizing preventive strike dilemma
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Pea-brained cuckoldry
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Free-loading corner circlehead
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
passionate internal respiration selfie
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
lilac adventurous gunner
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
passionate internal respiration selfie
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
lilac adventurous gunner
  07/07/25
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Offensive lay faggot firefighter
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
passionate internal respiration selfie
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Pea-brained cuckoldry
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
lilac adventurous gunner
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Offensive lay faggot firefighter
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
passionate internal respiration selfie
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Offensive lay faggot firefighter
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
passionate internal respiration selfie
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Offensive lay faggot firefighter
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
passionate internal respiration selfie
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
passionate internal respiration selfie
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Pearly volcanic crater
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Offensive lay faggot firefighter
  07/07/25
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Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Aqua violent karate rigpig
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infuriating beady-eyed field messiness
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Offensive lay faggot firefighter
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Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
ruby motley area
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
laughsome queen of the night
  07/11/25
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Maize Stage Double Fault
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
flatulent painfully honest tattoo
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: contagious library

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: contagious library

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Bearded greedy lodge

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Cordovan Electric Masturbator Parlor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: multi-colored stag film

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: infuriating beady-eyed field messiness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Bearded greedy lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: trip maroon hell



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Pearly volcanic crater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sapphire theater stage dog poop



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Free-loading corner circlehead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Hairless Wonderful Gaping Nursing Home



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Offensive lay faggot firefighter



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: vermilion fighting half-breed menage



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: laughsome queen of the night



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Twisted base



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Boyish pink clown



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: titillating organic girlfriend



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: infuriating beady-eyed field messiness

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: contagious library

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: infuriating beady-eyed field messiness

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: infuriating beady-eyed field messiness

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: contagious library

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: infuriating beady-eyed field messiness

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lilac adventurous gunner

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: infuriating beady-eyed field messiness

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: crimson mood

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Charismatic Dark Brunch Dingle Berry

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: titillating organic girlfriend



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Pearly volcanic crater

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Appetizing preventive strike dilemma

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Pea-brained cuckoldry

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Free-loading corner circlehead

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: passionate internal respiration selfie

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: lilac adventurous gunner

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: passionate internal respiration selfie

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: lilac adventurous gunner

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Offensive lay faggot firefighter



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration selfie

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Pea-brained cuckoldry

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: lilac adventurous gunner

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Offensive lay faggot firefighter

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration selfie

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Offensive lay faggot firefighter

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration selfie

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Offensive lay faggot firefighter

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration selfie

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: passionate internal respiration selfie

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Pearly volcanic crater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Offensive lay faggot firefighter

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Aqua violent karate rigpig

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: infuriating beady-eyed field messiness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Offensive lay faggot firefighter



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: ruby motley area

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: laughsome queen of the night

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Maize Stage Double Fault



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: flatulent painfully honest tattoo

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49099235)