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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: navy bearded filthpig

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Adventurous pisswyrm state

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Canary stimulating dingle berry stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Glittery offensive corner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: burgundy godawful crotch milk



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Rose bespoke dysfunction locus



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: curious shimmering hall



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: multi-colored clear internal respiration



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: aromatic silver property newt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Coral sanctuary



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: burgundy godawful crotch milk

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: jet heady cruise ship love of her life

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Racy Brunch

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: white rehab

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: navy bearded filthpig

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Pink Slimy Messiness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Cerebral narrow-minded voyeur son of senegal

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: white rehab



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: irradiated trump supporter heaven



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: aromatic silver property newt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Coral sanctuary



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Glittery offensive corner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle obsidian market

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: red office tank

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: navy bearded filthpig

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Rose bespoke dysfunction locus

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Floppy ivory faggot firefighter casino

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: multi-colored clear internal respiration

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: ocher comical national security agency brethren

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: navy bearded filthpig

He claims he did.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Glittery offensive corner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Coral sanctuary



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Pink Slimy Messiness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: exciting alpha legal warrant



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: white rehab



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