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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Boyish Macaca Alpha
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Boyish Macaca Alpha
  07/26/25
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lilac outnumbered really tough guy
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unholy institution
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
180 Mood
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Boyish Macaca Alpha
  07/26/25
At a bar
Indigo business firm
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lilac outnumbered really tough guy
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Comical Factory Reset Button Hell
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blathering state
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anal patrolman roommate
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Boyish Macaca Alpha
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vigorous indecent garrison
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slimy useless brakes
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amber cerebral senate
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big meetinghouse
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sealclubber
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Nudist unhinged library
  07/26/25
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Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Cream heady nursing home candlestick maker
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Boyish Macaca Alpha
  07/26/25
...
Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Cream heady nursing home candlestick maker
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
lilac outnumbered really tough guy
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Apoplectic Contagious Cuckoldry Site
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Boyish Macaca Alpha
  07/27/25
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t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
lavender stain
  07/26/25
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lilac outnumbered really tough guy
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Orange locale tank
  07/26/25
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slimy useless brakes
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Aphrodisiac Rebellious Persian University
  07/26/25
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vigorous indecent garrison
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
mentally impaired misunderstood heaven
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
slimy useless brakes
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Boyish Macaca Alpha
  07/26/25
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Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version
  07/26/25
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CapTTTainFalcon
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version
  07/26/25
(who did it)
curious casino
  07/26/25
...
lilac outnumbered really tough guy
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Talking Brethren
  07/26/25
which dad tp
spectacular pink mental disorder
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
business man
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Boyish Macaca Alpha

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Boyish Macaca Alpha

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: lilac outnumbered really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: unholy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: 180 Mood

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Boyish Macaca Alpha

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Indigo business firm

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: lilac outnumbered really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Comical Factory Reset Button Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: sepia sweet tailpipe abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Exciting ceo menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: blathering state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Chestnut therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: anal patrolman roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Boyish Macaca Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: vigorous indecent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: slimy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: pungent becky hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: amber cerebral senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: big meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Nudist unhinged library

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cream heady nursing home candlestick maker

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Boyish Macaca Alpha

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Cream heady nursing home candlestick maker

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: lilac outnumbered really tough guy

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic Contagious Cuckoldry Site

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Boyish Macaca Alpha

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: lavender stain

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: lilac outnumbered really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Orange locale tank

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: slimy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rebellious Persian University

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: vigorous indecent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired misunderstood heaven

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: slimy useless brakes

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Boyish Macaca Alpha

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Impertinent Maroon Philosopher-king New Version

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: curious casino

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: lilac outnumbered really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Talking Brethren

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: spectacular pink mental disorder

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: business man

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134975)